Look, all I ever wanted to do was be a plumber, yet I always get into shenanigans with my girlfriend, brother, and an odd race of turtles.
I may have to play second fiddle to my older brother and be his sidekick, but at least I'm taller than he is and get to wear green! Green is good.
People call me a damsel in distress, which I partially blame on my pink dress. Maybe I should trade it in for a pantsuit?
I doubt Mario would be as successful without my help as his 'loyal steed,' even if I am a dinosaur.
Despite being the namesake of the arcade game, Nintendo decided to name the franchise after 'Mr. Video' or 'Jumpman.'
I was Mr. Video's first damsel in distress, but some fruity princess later stole my man. I wonder if Donkey Kong is still single?
I'm just a goal oriented King of the Koopas. Is it so much that I want to conquer the Mushroom Kingdom and kidnap, I mean, marry a princess?
Rarely am I a playable character like I was in Super Mario Bros. 2. My purpose usually is just helping Mario get to his Princess where he gets all the credit.
I want to come at folks like a spider monkey, which I incidentally am, when I'm mistaken for Donkey Kong's son. I'm his nephew!
I'm named after a flower - I don't see the humor and get so annoyed when folks call me 'Apple' just for being Peach's bestie.
I resent that I'm viewed as an archrival to Mario and mostly blame it on my villainous, thin mustache.
Clearly Mario's brother deserves an archrival as much as Jumpman himself, yet critics and gamers aren't too fond of me.
Our race has been pushed to the brink of extinction thanks to Mario Kart's continued insistence of using our shells as favored weapons
We may have been the first 'enemy' Mario faced in Super Mario Bros., but being a species of sentient mushrooms should be more recognized.
Somehow my gender is a relevant topic of discussion, as if it wasn't tough enough being a pink dinosaur.
I know I ride around in a cloud dropping Spinies on folks, but I really would like to race more in Mario Kart rather than just play referee...
I was dragged into Mushroom Kingdom drama with my Lumas when Bowser tried kidnapping Peach for the umpteenth time.
How was I perceived as the bad guy when it was Luigi that broke into my haunted mansion with a Ghostbuster-style vacuum?
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