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'Driver picks the music. Shotgun shuts his cake-hole.'
'I had a crappy guidance counselor.'
'I think I'm adorable.'
'Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?'
'I don’t get out of bed for three grand.'
'I'm Batman!'
'Storm is coming, and you boys and your Daddy are smack in the middle of it.'
'Nice to finally talk to you when I'm not...you know...choking on my own blood.'
'So, the Hardy boys finally found me. Took you long enough.'
'You're lying to Sam like he's your wife. Which kind of makes me your mistress.'
'Look after your brother, ya idjit.'
'So somewhere along the line I stopped being your father, and I became your drill sergeant.'
'I learned that from the pizza man.'
'Pudding!'
'That isn't funny, Dean! The voice says I'm almost out of minutes!'
'Earth will be fine. It's got you. And Sam.'
'I kinda always wanted to punch the devil in the face.'
'Sorry if it's a bit chilly. Most people think I burn hot. It's actually quite the opposite.'
'Why can't you people just sit on clouds and play harps like you're supposed to?'
'Do you have any idea what it’s like to argue with your father when your father is God?'
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