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'I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend...if you have one' (George Bernard Shaw)
'If you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee' (Lady Astor)
'Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease' (MP)
'What disguise would you recommend I wear to your costume ball?' (Winston Churchill)
'Age before beauty' (Clare Boothe Luce)
'I've made a bet against a fellow who said it was impossible to get more than two words out of you'
'You look almost like a man' (Noel Coward)
'What do you think of Western civilization?' (Journalist)
'How many people work in the Vatican?' (Journalist)
'There is a conspiracy against me, a conspiracy of silence...What should I do?' (Lewis Morris)
'I would rather be right than be President' (Henry Clay)
'Must you fall asleep when I am speaking?' (MP)
'You're drunk!' (Various)
'God only knows the answer to this question. Merry Christmas' (Exam paper)
'He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to a dictionary' (William Faulkner)
'Senator, you have the vote of every thinking person!'
'When I was your age, I talked just the way you are now talking' (Pericles)
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