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My friend thanked me for buying him an elephant for his room.
Mom told me to stop acting like a flamingo.
What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
So what if I don't know what 'armageddon' means.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
Why did the old man fall in a well?
I bought the worst thesaurus yesterday.
This is my step ladder.
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?
People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones.
Why did the hipster burn his mouth?
Never tell a kleptomaniac a pun.
Two clowns are eating a cannibal.
Stayed up all night wondering where the sun went.
Why don't bikes stand up on their own?
Son: 'Dad did you get a haircut?'
Son, you're American before and after using the bathroom. But what about during?
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