Rap Lyrics in More Scholarly Language

Can you name the rap songs based on their lyrics written in more elegant terms?

By Mattomic
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ArtistSong titleScholarly Lyric
Jay-ZIf you are presented with conundrums involving the fairer sex, my condolences. I have four-score and nineteen conundrums; a trollop is not among them.
Notorious B.I.G.I revel in being referred to as the grand patriarch! (Elevate your hands skyward if your claims of being a Lothario are verifiable.)
Snoop DoggOperating my vehicle, whilst inhaling narcotics and imbibing a gin-based gimlet.
MC HammerYou are prohibited from making contact. Halt! The hour of hammers is nigh.
50 CentProceed, my ladyfriend. It is your date of birth. We will partake in festivities accordingly.
Lil' JonToward the fenestration; toward the dividers. Unto the perspiration emanating from my nether regions. Urging all of these trollops into a prone position.
Notorious B.I.G.It were as if a positive correlation existed between financial status and predicaments.
Snoop DoggWhen the strumpet-peddler is at his domicile, my mother. (Let it fall as if it were of a scalding temperature.)
NellyThe indoor temperature is becoming uncomfortably high. I advise you to remove your garments.
Young JeezyMy Head of State is of Afro-American origin. My Lamborghini is painted cerulean. I would be flabbergasted if the car's hubcaps were not painted the same hue.
Lil' WayneA plutocrat: I am a burgeoning financial plutocrat, who is more resilient than the coiffure of a West African.
TupacGather your semi-automatic pistols in the event that you witness Tupac. Alert the authorities if you witness Tupac.
Sir Mix-A-LotI am quite fond of a well-developed gluteus maximus, and I will not conceal this information. Any claims to the contrary from my companions are futile.
Fat JoeI cause liquid precipitation to fall upon these wenches.
CoolioThe vast majority of our time in this earthly realm has been embodied in the form of a Valhalla fit only for ruffians.
69 BoyzAllow me to observe the chocolate-flavored, taffy-like candy.
Kanye WestConstruct an abode upon that posterior, that is a pun on 'estate'.
Vanilla IceIf a difficult situation existed, hark! I will find a solution.
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