Why you keep calling me Jesús? I look Puerto Rican to you?
Magic mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?
You think there's a connection between this Vigo character and the... slime?
Ah! Ah! There's no right, there's no wrong, there's only popular opinion. You... you... you believe in germs, right?
It was difficult... for me... with you. You... really don't remember, do you?
Does the rule of English law no longer govern? Has it been replaced by absolutism?
Please! What kind of Mickey Mouse organization would name their team The Ducks?
Wow, Richard, you've really opened my eyes to what a loser I am. How much do I owe you for those pearls of wisdom?
What, you still throwing up bricks? What is this, a masons convention?
...what do you see? A bunch of buffoons, in fancy dress. You think the Prince of Darkness would actually deign to manifest himself before the likes of you?
And what did you see, Clarice? What did you see?
I suppose it's like the ticking crocodile, isn't it? Time is chasing after all of us, isn't that right?
We need something that can defend itself. Something that won't die. Something... sturdy... you know?
Chief, if I were surrounded by eight or ten of these things, would I stand a chance with them?
Alonzo, heard you had an expensive weekend in Vegas. How did you ever screw up so bad?
So are you ready for the final question for 20 million rupees?
Down the chimney? You want me to take the toys down the chimney into a strange house, IN MY UNDERWEAR?
We got two stories here: a story about degenerate clergy, and a story about a bunch of lawyers turning child abuse into a cottage industry. Which story do you want us to write?
SPARTANS! What is YOUR profession?
Hey Raymond, remember today when the doctor was asking you those questions? How'd you know the answers?
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