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'This is where our daughter or gay son will sleep.'
'Don't have the time, don't have the uterus.'
'Have you ever liked somebody so much you just want to lock yourself in your room, turn on sad music and cry?'
'Who is Josh Groban? Kill yourself!'
'Your wife is going to be pushing a watermelon out of her boy-howdy in five months!'
'Oh bambi...I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy...'
'Hey, ankle grabber. I slept with your mom. No, really. Nice Star Wars sheets.'
'We're planning on smacking them down like the hand of God.'
'I'm rolling on a fistful of horse tranquilizers. I can't feel my lips.'
'I like minorities so much, I'm thinking of moving to California to become one.'
'I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark, cold night, I'll steal away into your home and pun
'Rachel was a hot Jew, and the good Lord wanted me to get in her pants.'
'My body is like a rum chocolate souffle. If I don't warm it up right, it won't rise.'
'If I don't get enough sleep, my anti-depressants won't work and then I'll go crazy and I'll kill you!'
'He's cheating off a girl who thinks the square root of four is rainbows'
'Cause my sexts are too hot to erase!'
'I'm going to say this as nice as I can, but you look like a sad clown hooker.'
'I need something I can shake my moneymaker to'
'Dear Journal, feeling listless again today. It began at dawn when I tried making a slushie out of beef bones, breaking my juicer.'
'I need to keep those parents happy! They found out we've been serving the children prison food!'
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