Jake: Should we get lunch? Doug: I would love a cheesesteak. Jake: I was thinking the exact same thing, probably 'cause—
Keri: Hey, Seth attacked me, and I'm really proud of myself that I didn't let him get away with that. So, even though it sucks, if I had to do it all again, I would.
Holt: Among Kevin's peers, I'm the Jake. Jake: No, no, no. I refuse to live in a world where you're the Jake. Because if you're the Jake, what does that make me? The Charles?
Rosa: You can be a bit judgmental. Holt: What a stupid thing to say. Name one time when I have been judgmental.
Rosa: What is wrong with her? Jake: Her brother David got arrested. Amy: He’s a cokehead! Rosa: And you’re happy about this?
Rosa: I've said 'excuse me' more times this morning than I have in my entire life.
Gina: And this gibberish is actually Gina jargon, a world-renowned linguistic system that worked pretty well for Ellen Musk. Amy: Elon Musk. Gina: Ellen Musk.
Jake: He just said he doesn't have a car. So what's parked in this spot you don't want us to know about? Could it be a super-expensive sports car, paid for in cash?
Amy: I just want a quick peek at your attendance record. Zero absences. Oh, mama Printing this for later. Jake: Keep it in your pants, Santiago.
Holt: We have a weekly [chess] match. I'm teaching Gina to play. And she, in turn, is teaching me to trash talk. The hospital called. Your test results came back positive.
Amy: Not getting the job you want stinks. In first grade, I was passed over for line leader and I'm still pissed. Kyle D's lines had curves and gaps and cutting galore.
Jake: Well, I mean, the proposal was all part of my plan. Amy: All I remember is you bowing to me on your knees. Jake: Yeah, I was asking you to marry me.
Allister: A brain should be soft and wet. Holt: I wanted to say that, but Jake told me not too!
Jake: Look, we can handle this, sir. Do we joke around sometimes? Yes. But when it’s time to buckle down, we’re seasoned professionals.
Rosa: We can stop paying for an exterminator. It’s pointless.
Holt: My father never saw my potential. In grade school, I wanted to spend all my free time drawing graphs and charts, but he insisted I play basketball.
Rosa: I have a plan: I‘m gonna beg her to stay, change whatever I need to change, then once our relationship’s stronger than ever, I’m gonna dump her as so quick.
Jake: We are in full action movie mode. Now all I need is my no-nonsense captain to tell me to focus because time is running out. Holt: Peralta. Jake: Yes?
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