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Can you tell which line was said in which show between Modern Family (M) or The Big Bang Theory (B)?

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All I wanted was to bribe my way into that school by making cubbies that stuff didn't fall out of.
He did bite me once. But in his defense, I came up behind him while he was eating.
Is that gonna be on the test? Because I don't think I can do that again.
I don't know, Jay. Last report card he got straight dolphins.
I'm glad I got that mocha. And you know what else I'm glad about? I bought you a brownie, and I ate it in the car!
We should be careful. This market might be a trick to get a whole bunch of white people together in one spot.
Bam, right in the nose. Made me proud to own a PC.
I'm always hoping. But tonight I just wanted to have a nice time with you. Maybe dance with someone who has arms.
I'm not a doctor yet, but it seems like you're having some sort of brain episode.
My options today are frat house, duck village, or car crash. I'm feeling very comfortable with my decision.
You better find my husband's mother 'cause one way or another we're walking out of this airport with a dead woman.
Everyone has their strengths. I'm a great gift-giver.
You had sex with a robot?
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That can only mean one of two things. Either she's going to be valedictorian, or they're giving an award for sexiest dad.
Thankfully all the things my girlfriend used to do can be taken care of with my right hand.
I've said this before, and I'll say it again: Aquaman sucks!
Oh, no, no, no, no. She'd be going alone. If you think I'm scared of birds, you should see me around sheep.
That's what it says on the box. Right next to dishwasher safe.
Okay, woah, this is exactly how it started out when I found out my father wasn't really in space.
Oh honey, the cute ones rarely are. God doesn't give with both hands.
Welder by day, stripper by choice.
Oh, it's a tiara! Put it on me, put it on me, put it on me, put it on me.
Hand to God. You pick a film on your computer. Three days later, there's a disc in your mailbox. You gotta stay up with technology.
We're like magnets that sometimes take a break to date other magnets.
Interesting, you're afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic.

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