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Ethan, didn't you already eat your pancakes?
Hey, where's Sabrina?
Olivia told me that sometimes at school they give pop quizzes. And I don't wanna pop!
Cut. Boom in the shot.
Oh, you know where she should go? She should go wherever famous people go when they're done being famous, and nobody cares if they live or die.
Wow, everything in this store is made from old train tracks and a reclaimed pier.
Oh, whoa! She is losing a lot of blood, BoJack.
Well, maybe the two of you can catch up some more when she gets out of rehab.
Uh, are you supposed to be snorting it like that?
You have a guest room? Why have I been sleeping on the couch for five years?
Uh, that somebody was you, right?
Andrew Garfield hates Mondays and loves lasagna?
Muffin, I've got to work on my book today, and I can't have a bunch of folks over making a lot of noise.
Laura, hold my calls, cancel everything! Ahab's got a white whale to catch, baby!
Hey. What it is, banana bread?
Whoa, that sounds like so much fun. Can I come?
I thought this was a place where Sarah Lynn could finally be Sarah Lynn, but I guess that's too much, man.
Can your friends at least take the artwork off the wall first?
You know, Sarah Lynn, I got a feeling that everything's gonna be okay.
What are you doing?
I get letters every day from boys telling me that I was the first girl they masturbated to. Literally, someone tells me that every day!
Who lit my ottoman on fire?
I think you have a serious drug problem.
-She's the one with substance abuse problems and daddy issues. -Hey, we both have substance abuse problems and daddy issues.
Hey. Notice how I've been ignoring you? Playing hard to get? Only makes you want me more.
Uh, well, you should not do that.
Hey, you guys want to hear my new catchphrase?
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