It's just starting to hit me. I'm getting married. Thank God I don't have to die alone. No offense.
You were about to tell a story about you being a sh*tty friend, but then we got interrupted by you yelling at Todd.
That movie was amazing, except for all the lame time period jokes. We get it, the '50s were different.
And that's Ubu, the guy who sits.
Sh*t, we're busted. Pretend we don't speak English.
I'm not worried about if you'll become a star. I'm more worried about how you'll change when it happens.
-Wait, is this a science lesson? -No, BoJack, it's a metaphor.
I don't think you would have. You know why? I think you're a coward.
Look out at that city. What do you see?
We're gonna make an actual TV show! One that takes an unflinching look at the gritty reality of the American family.
Every one of your ideas is either stupid or racist.
Scandal breaking today surrounding the family sitcom Horsin' Around.
BoJack, I gotta tell you: I'm gay.
I know we haven't been close for the past couple years.
What’s that old expression about how the show must go on? Oh, right. It’s…
I need you to stay out here and turn this car around in case we need to leave in a hurry.
You don't look so hot yourself, Herb.
Are you sure? Because if that knife ain't sharp enough, I got another that you left in my back twenty years ago!
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
Did you think that I spent the last twenty years on my couch just feeling sorry for myself? I mean, I did do that, but I also started a charity to bring clean water to millions of children in sub-Saharan Africa.
This… This just doesn't feel right.
Is that what's bothering you, that you didn't bring wine?
Ooh, you should get that looked at.
Hey. I want to talk to you about, you know… I feel bad. About what happened.
Yes. I'm sorry.
I really think that we'd both feel better if we just—
You have to believe me, I did everything I could.
I don't care about the job! I did fine. I had a good life. But what I needed then was a friend. And you abandoned me. And I will never forgive you for that.
The show was never the same after I left! Admit it!
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