| Law | State |
|---|
| It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane. | |
| People who make “ugly faces” at dogs may be fined and/or jailed. | |
| It is illegal to teach others what polygamy is. | |
| Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire. | |
| Hunting camels is prohibited. | |
| The penalty for jumping off a building is death. | |
| A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month. | |
| It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink. | |
| If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. | |
| Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. | |
| You may not fish on a camel’s back. | |
| Liquor stores may not sell milk. | |
| If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed. | |
| One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once. | |
| Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack. | |
| At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches. | |
| It is illegal to lie down on the sidewalk. | |
| It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on. | |
| It is illegal to get a fish drunk. | |
| It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory. | |
| It is illegal to dare a child to purchase a beer. | |
| Birds have the right of way on all highways. | |
| Four women may not rent an apartment together. | |
| All lollipops are banned. | |
| It is illegal to kill a dog using a decompression chamber. | |
