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Can you name the League of Legends champions by joke?

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'Find me and a immovable object, and I'll put this question to rest!'
'Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before.'
'Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?'
'I like my enemies two ways: dead, or about to be.'
'I like my weapons how I like my music: heavy and metal!'
'Only two Jokers in the deck, and I get dealt you.'
'You're seriously asking a giant demon bird... for a joke?'
'Everyone's a hero... Till you shoot off a leg or two.'
'They come apart so easily. How do I put them back together again?'
'Suffering is magic.'
'You can't milk those.'
'Noxuuu... whoa... whoa! Dizzy.'
'Another blue ribbon for Hecarim.'
'My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly.'
'I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair... sagging flesh... always going on about brains. Ring any bells?'
'Oh no! I seem to have stepped on one of my cousins!'
'Say hello to the winds of — *cough cough* *clears throat* — Oh, I don't know what came over me.'
'*sigh* I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.'
'Shhh! I'm charging my laser...'
'Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.'
'If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?'
'Lima Oscar Lima!'
'Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat and avoid being eaten *omnom*.'
'Are you sure you're not in the wrong league?'
'Who let the dogs out? Woof. Woof. Woof.'
'Well, a ''double rainbow'' is a pehnomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?'
'How much you wanna bet I can whack you from one fountain to the other?'
'Oh, what's that smell? Ah, it's me...'
'Shaken, not stirred.'
'Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain!'
'I may be bad, but I feel good...'
'Ugh, I've lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.'
'Two birds with one stone... Have you met my parents?'
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'I think I broke a nail. Good thing it wasn't mine.'
'Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless.'
'This dress may have been impractical.'
'No, really. Put that apple on your head.'
'Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!'
'Lying is, like, 95% of what I do.'
'The whole is greater than the sum of its... parts.'
'For my next trick, I'll make their life bar disappear.'
'Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!'
'A sniper's greatest tool is precision... And good equipment.'
'I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that.'
'Hmm, fish, fish, fish!'
'Caught between a rock... And a hard place.'
'Listen close — Huh... I have important — Argh! This is why I can't take you nice places!'
'Sometimes I think this anchor just weights me down.'
'The key to the — uhh... Huh?! That is the — uhh... What?! Urgh! Keep your hand to yourself!'
'Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt!'
'Is that a rocket in your pocket?'
'Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'! Heheh.'
'Wuju... pass me that potion?'
'Size doesn't mean everything.'
'What? Do I have something in my teeth?'
'Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh...'
'Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.'
'Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.'
'The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!'
'If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.'
'Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great — owwaww... My toesies.'
'I am an artist with a sword, in more ways than one.'
'Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.'
'So many noobs... will matchmaking ever find true balance?'
'What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?'
'Noxuuu... whoa... whoa! How does he do it?'
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'Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone!'
'Summon me and you'll like the way you look. I Garen-tee it. Get it?'
'Yes, a baker.'
'How do you like my guns: Shock and Awe!'
'When you fall, you get right back up.'
'Did I mention it's mating season.'
'Not all angels are good.'
'Guess what's about to hit the fan.'
'I could go for a twirl. Whoa, whoa, whoa!'
'Don't hate the player, hate the club that's smashing your face!'
'*Burp* I think a voidling just came out!'
'Bandle citeh — Oops, forgot the clutch.'
'You'd like some real amusement? Come closer.'
'Animals are lazy. We plants produce our own food *omnom*.'
'Ah, the tangled webs we weave...'
'All the better to eat you with my dear!'
'Is it hot in here os is it just me?!'
'I haven't got a brain, and soon neither will you!'
'Speak softly, and ride a big yeti!'
'Come try your luck, if you think you're in my league.'
'Hey, wake up! *sigh* No dinner for you tonight.'
'Uuugh! Bugs are gross!'
'I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.'
'If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure to know the game.'
'You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.'
'Time for the Dance Macca... Macah... Forget it.'
'They say the key to beauty lies in grace and poise. What do you think?'
'For my next trick, I'll make you disappear.'
'You wanna se how to disarm a bomb?'
'Let's put on our thinking caps. Hmm... Ah, I got it!'
'The worst part about losing a blade is trying to trace back all my stabbings.'
'Hey, get up. *sigh* How many times have I told you: 'No sleeping during battle!''
'Awareness is the key to victory! Be sure you never let your guard dow — awwowawwoah.'
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'Let's be firends forever.'
'You can call me mistress, but only from your knees.'
'I have no time for nonsense.'
'Time flies like an arrow. Fruits fly like banana.'
'Don't stare directly at me for too long.'
'If PETA asks, this fur is fake.'
'My profession...! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker.'
'Let's end this quickly... *cough* I need to use the little soldier's room.'
'I got these tattoos in rune prision!'
'Jokes? I don't know any jokes.'
'Turbo on! Uh... wuuh? *crash* Just needs a little kick start here. Hyup.'
'This is why I spend so much time sheath shopping.'
'When you dance with deat, lead.'
'Talent, honor, discipline, and pretty pictures!'
'Think logically for ONE SECON — CAW CAW CAWCAWCAW!'
'Balance in all things.'
'What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.'
'Yes, they make shurikens this small!'
'Gems, gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.'
'Seriously, again?! Just drop it!'
'Double rainbow? What does it mean?'
'No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.'
'Hmm, I suppose you're expecting an unbearable pun.'
'Imagine if I had a real weapon!'
'The worth of a man can be measured by the lenght of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.'
'Joke? What do you mean?'
'Hmm, something's fishy.'
'I put the ''goal'' in ''golem.'' That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriatelly funny.'
'I bet I can hit their base from here!'
'My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!'
'Noxians... I hate thouse guys.'
'No matter how far it is to the top, it's still withing my grasp!'

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