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Can you name the League of Legends champions by joke?

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'Hey, wake up! *sigh* No dinner for you tonight.'
'When you fall, you get right back up.'
'Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt!'
'Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.'
'Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great — owwaww... My toesies.'
'Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?'
'Turbo on! Uh... wuuh? *crash* Just needs a little kick start here. Hyup.'
'Sometimes I think this anchor just weights me down.'
'Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!'
'Yes, they make shurikens this small!'
'Awareness is the key to victory! Be sure you never let your guard dow — awwowawwoah.'
'I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair... sagging flesh... always going on about brains. Ring any bells?'
'This dress may have been impractical.'
'Guess what's about to hit the fan.'
'Let's end this quickly... *cough* I need to use the little soldier's room.'
'Oh no! I seem to have stepped on one of my cousins!'
'Not all angels are good.'
'The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!'
'Two birds with one stone... Have you met my parents?'
'Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain!'
'Find me and a immovable object, and I'll put this question to rest!'
'For my next trick, I'll make their life bar disappear.'
'Well, a ''double rainbow'' is a pehnomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?'
'Wuju... pass me that potion?'
'Noxuuu... whoa... whoa! How does he do it?'
'I am an artist with a sword, in more ways than one.'
'Imagine if I had a real weapon!'
'Size doesn't mean everything.'
'My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly.'
'My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!'
'How much you wanna bet I can whack you from one fountain to the other?'
'I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that.'
'Animals are lazy. We plants produce our own food *omnom*.'
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'Did I mention it's mating season.'
'Time for the Dance Macca... Macah... Forget it.'
'If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure to know the game.'
'Hmm, fish, fish, fish!'
'Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.'
'What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?'
'Come try your luck, if you think you're in my league.'
'If PETA asks, this fur is fake.'
'The key to the — uhh... Huh?! That is the — uhh... What?! Urgh! Keep your hand to yourself!'
'They say the key to beauty lies in grace and poise. What do you think?'
'If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?'
'Who let the dogs out? Woof. Woof. Woof.'
'No, really. Put that apple on your head.'
'You'd like some real amusement? Come closer.'
'My profession...! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker.'
'Jokes? I don't know any jokes.'
'The worth of a man can be measured by the lenght of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.'
'They come apart so easily. How do I put them back together again?'
'Let's be firends forever.'
'Ah, the tangled webs we weave...'
'Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat and avoid being eaten *omnom*.'
'Don't stare directly at me for too long.'
'You can't milk those.'
'I could go for a twirl. Whoa, whoa, whoa!'
'*Burp* I think a voidling just came out!'
'Is that a rocket in your pocket?'
'Say hello to the winds of — *cough cough* *clears throat* — Oh, I don't know what came over me.'
'I put the ''goal'' in ''golem.'' That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriatelly funny.'
'What? Do I have something in my teeth?'
'Balance in all things.'
'I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.'
'Talent, honor, discipline, and pretty pictures!'
'Gems, gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.'
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'What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.'
'The worst part about losing a blade is trying to trace back all my stabbings.'
'Let's put on our thinking caps. Hmm... Ah, I got it!'
'Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh...'
'Suffering is magic.'
'For my next trick, I'll make you disappear.'
'Hey, get up. *sigh* How many times have I told you: 'No sleeping during battle!''
'This is why I spend so much time sheath shopping.'
'The whole is greater than the sum of its... parts.'
'Double rainbow? What does it mean?'
'I have no time for nonsense.'
'Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!'
'Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.'
'No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.'
'I think I broke a nail. Good thing it wasn't mine.'
'*sigh* I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.'
'Noxuuu... whoa... whoa! Dizzy.'
'Uuugh! Bugs are gross!'
'Caught between a rock... And a hard place.'
'Ugh, I've lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.'
'When you dance with deat, lead.'
'Time flies like an arrow. Fruits fly like banana.'
'Summon me and you'll like the way you look. I Garen-tee it. Get it?'
'You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.'
'A sniper's greatest tool is precision... And good equipment.'
'Everyone's a hero... Till you shoot off a leg or two.'
'I got these tattoos in rune prision!'
'Another blue ribbon for Hecarim.'
'You're seriously asking a giant demon bird... for a joke?'
'Seriously, again?! Just drop it!'
'Lima Oscar Lima!'
'Don't hate the player, hate the club that's smashing your face!'
'I like my weapons how I like my music: heavy and metal!'
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'I haven't got a brain, and soon neither will you!'
'Is it hot in here os is it just me?!'
'Think logically for ONE SECON — CAW CAW CAWCAWCAW!'
'Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.'
'I may be bad, but I feel good...'
'I like my enemies two ways: dead, or about to be.'
'So many noobs... will matchmaking ever find true balance?'
'Noxians... I hate thouse guys.'
'If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.'
'Joke? What do you mean?'
'Only two Jokers in the deck, and I get dealt you.'
'I bet I can hit their base from here!'
'Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'! Heheh.'
'No matter how far it is to the top, it's still withing my grasp!'
'Yes, a baker.'
'Speak softly, and ride a big yeti!'
'Lying is, like, 95% of what I do.'
'Oh, what's that smell? Ah, it's me...'
'Bandle citeh — Oops, forgot the clutch.'
'All the better to eat you with my dear!'
'Hmm, I suppose you're expecting an unbearable pun.'
'Shhh! I'm charging my laser...'
'Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone!'
'Hmm, something's fishy.'
'Shaken, not stirred.'
'Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before.'
'Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless.'
'Are you sure you're not in the wrong league?'
'You wanna se how to disarm a bomb?'
'Listen close — Huh... I have important — Argh! This is why I can't take you nice places!'
'How do you like my guns: Shock and Awe!'
'You can call me mistress, but only from your knees.'

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