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Can you name the League of Legends champions by joke?

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'Talent, honor, discipline, and pretty pictures!'
'Ugh, I've lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.'
'I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair... sagging flesh... always going on about brains. Ring any bells?'
'You're seriously asking a giant demon bird... for a joke?'
'How do you like my guns: Shock and Awe!'
'Don't hate the player, hate the club that's smashing your face!'
'Speak softly, and ride a big yeti!'
'Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.'
'Noxuuu... whoa... whoa! Dizzy.'
'Joke? What do you mean?'
'I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.'
'What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.'
'The whole is greater than the sum of its... parts.'
'Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless.'
'Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain!'
'Seriously, again?! Just drop it!'
'Shhh! I'm charging my laser...'
'Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!'
'This dress may have been impractical.'
'I am an artist with a sword, in more ways than one.'
'For my next trick, I'll make you disappear.'
'Is that a rocket in your pocket?'
'Shaken, not stirred.'
'I bet I can hit their base from here!'
'Awareness is the key to victory! Be sure you never let your guard dow — awwowawwoah.'
'Come try your luck, if you think you're in my league.'
'Let's put on our thinking caps. Hmm... Ah, I got it!'
'*sigh* I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.'
'Let's be firends forever.'
'Well, a ''double rainbow'' is a pehnomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?'
'What? Do I have something in my teeth?'
'I could go for a twirl. Whoa, whoa, whoa!'
'Oh no! I seem to have stepped on one of my cousins!'
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'Not all angels are good.'
'Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.'
'Size doesn't mean everything.'
'Time flies like an arrow. Fruits fly like banana.'
'I may be bad, but I feel good...'
'You wanna se how to disarm a bomb?'
'When you fall, you get right back up.'
'Jokes? I don't know any jokes.'
'Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'! Heheh.'
'If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?'
'I like my enemies two ways: dead, or about to be.'
'No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.'
'For my next trick, I'll make their life bar disappear.'
'I haven't got a brain, and soon neither will you!'
'My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly.'
'All the better to eat you with my dear!'
'Turbo on! Uh... wuuh? *crash* Just needs a little kick start here. Hyup.'
'They say the key to beauty lies in grace and poise. What do you think?'
'Listen close — Huh... I have important — Argh! This is why I can't take you nice places!'
'Double rainbow? What does it mean?'
'Is it hot in here os is it just me?!'
'I have no time for nonsense.'
'If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure to know the game.'
'Hey, wake up! *sigh* No dinner for you tonight.'
'Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.'
'Gems, gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.'
'Noxuuu... whoa... whoa! How does he do it?'
'Find me and a immovable object, and I'll put this question to rest!'
'Noxians... I hate thouse guys.'
'When you dance with deat, lead.'
'The worth of a man can be measured by the lenght of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.'
'Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.'
'Oh, what's that smell? Ah, it's me...'
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'No matter how far it is to the top, it's still withing my grasp!'
'Everyone's a hero... Till you shoot off a leg or two.'
'Wuju... pass me that potion?'
'No, really. Put that apple on your head.'
'Hmm, I suppose you're expecting an unbearable pun.'
'Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great — owwaww... My toesies.'
'Let's end this quickly... *cough* I need to use the little soldier's room.'
'Hmm, fish, fish, fish!'
'I put the ''goal'' in ''golem.'' That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriatelly funny.'
'You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.'
'Hey, get up. *sigh* How many times have I told you: 'No sleeping during battle!''
'They come apart so easily. How do I put them back together again?'
'Did I mention it's mating season.'
'Who let the dogs out? Woof. Woof. Woof.'
'Balance in all things.'
'You can call me mistress, but only from your knees.'
'Suffering is magic.'
'*Burp* I think a voidling just came out!'
'This is why I spend so much time sheath shopping.'
'Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh...'
'Are you sure you're not in the wrong league?'
'Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before.'
'The worst part about losing a blade is trying to trace back all my stabbings.'
'The key to the — uhh... Huh?! That is the — uhh... What?! Urgh! Keep your hand to yourself!'
'I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that.'
'Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt!'
'Animals are lazy. We plants produce our own food *omnom*.'
'Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?'
'Bandle citeh — Oops, forgot the clutch.'
'Lying is, like, 95% of what I do.'
'I think I broke a nail. Good thing it wasn't mine.'
'Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat and avoid being eaten *omnom*.'
'Yes, a baker.'
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'The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!'
'Time for the Dance Macca... Macah... Forget it.'
'Lima Oscar Lima!'
'Only two Jokers in the deck, and I get dealt you.'
'Say hello to the winds of — *cough cough* *clears throat* — Oh, I don't know what came over me.'
'Two birds with one stone... Have you met my parents?'
'Think logically for ONE SECON — CAW CAW CAWCAWCAW!'
'Another blue ribbon for Hecarim.'
'Ah, the tangled webs we weave...'
'Guess what's about to hit the fan.'
'If PETA asks, this fur is fake.'
'Summon me and you'll like the way you look. I Garen-tee it. Get it?'
'I got these tattoos in rune prision!'
'I like my weapons how I like my music: heavy and metal!'
'You can't milk those.'
'If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.'
'A sniper's greatest tool is precision... And good equipment.'
'Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone!'
'Yes, they make shurikens this small!'
'Sometimes I think this anchor just weights me down.'
'What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?'
'So many noobs... will matchmaking ever find true balance?'
'Hmm, something's fishy.'
'Uuugh! Bugs are gross!'
'Imagine if I had a real weapon!'
'My profession...! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker.'
'My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!'
'How much you wanna bet I can whack you from one fountain to the other?'
'Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!'
'Don't stare directly at me for too long.'
'Caught between a rock... And a hard place.'
'You'd like some real amusement? Come closer.'

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