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Can you name the League of Legends champions by joke?

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'When you fall, you get right back up.'
'Caught between a rock... And a hard place.'
'Turbo on! Uh... wuuh? *crash* Just needs a little kick start here. Hyup.'
'Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone!'
'Lying is, like, 95% of what I do.'
'I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.'
'I may be bad, but I feel good...'
'Come try your luck, if you think you're in my league.'
'This dress may have been impractical.'
'Think logically for ONE SECON — CAW CAW CAWCAWCAW!'
'They come apart so easily. How do I put them back together again?'
'Imagine if I had a real weapon!'
'Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt!'
'Uuugh! Bugs are gross!'
'Ah, the tangled webs we weave...'
'So many noobs... will matchmaking ever find true balance?'
'I have no time for nonsense.'
'Only two Jokers in the deck, and I get dealt you.'
'Balance in all things.'
'The key to the — uhh... Huh?! That is the — uhh... What?! Urgh! Keep your hand to yourself!'
'No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.'
'If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?'
'Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!'
'Joke? What do you mean?'
'Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before.'
'I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair... sagging flesh... always going on about brains. Ring any bells?'
'How much you wanna bet I can whack you from one fountain to the other?'
'Time for the Dance Macca... Macah... Forget it.'
'Yes, a baker.'
'The whole is greater than the sum of its... parts.'
'Animals are lazy. We plants produce our own food *omnom*.'
'Find me and a immovable object, and I'll put this question to rest!'
'For my next trick, I'll make their life bar disappear.'
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'Hmm, fish, fish, fish!'
'You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.'
'Everyone's a hero... Till you shoot off a leg or two.'
'Let's put on our thinking caps. Hmm... Ah, I got it!'
'Another blue ribbon for Hecarim.'
'What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?'
'I think I broke a nail. Good thing it wasn't mine.'
'*Burp* I think a voidling just came out!'
'Let's be firends forever.'
'Hey, wake up! *sigh* No dinner for you tonight.'
'This is why I spend so much time sheath shopping.'
'Noxuuu... whoa... whoa! How does he do it?'
'Summon me and you'll like the way you look. I Garen-tee it. Get it?'
'Noxians... I hate thouse guys.'
'Double rainbow? What does it mean?'
'How do you like my guns: Shock and Awe!'
'Who let the dogs out? Woof. Woof. Woof.'
'Shhh! I'm charging my laser...'
'Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh...'
'Did I mention it's mating season.'
'Not all angels are good.'
'Let's end this quickly... *cough* I need to use the little soldier's room.'
'Yes, they make shurikens this small!'
'The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!'
'You can't milk those.'
'If PETA asks, this fur is fake.'
'Noxuuu... whoa... whoa! Dizzy.'
'I am an artist with a sword, in more ways than one.'
'No, really. Put that apple on your head.'
'Shaken, not stirred.'
'Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.'
'I got these tattoos in rune prision!'
'You can call me mistress, but only from your knees.'
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'Gems, gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.'
'Speak softly, and ride a big yeti!'
'If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.'
'Suffering is magic.'
'Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.'
'Sometimes I think this anchor just weights me down.'
'I like my enemies two ways: dead, or about to be.'
'Seriously, again?! Just drop it!'
'Wuju... pass me that potion?'
'I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that.'
'My profession...! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker.'
'If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure to know the game.'
'Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!'
'I like my weapons how I like my music: heavy and metal!'
'You're seriously asking a giant demon bird... for a joke?'
'I put the ''goal'' in ''golem.'' That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriatelly funny.'
'Don't hate the player, hate the club that's smashing your face!'
'Guess what's about to hit the fan.'
'Say hello to the winds of — *cough cough* *clears throat* — Oh, I don't know what came over me.'
'My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly.'
'For my next trick, I'll make you disappear.'
'You wanna se how to disarm a bomb?'
'Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great — owwaww... My toesies.'
'Oh, what's that smell? Ah, it's me...'
'Listen close — Huh... I have important — Argh! This is why I can't take you nice places!'
'Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.'
'I bet I can hit their base from here!'
'All the better to eat you with my dear!'
'Oh no! I seem to have stepped on one of my cousins!'
'Awareness is the key to victory! Be sure you never let your guard dow — awwowawwoah.'
'Size doesn't mean everything.'
'Hmm, I suppose you're expecting an unbearable pun.'
'My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!'
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'A sniper's greatest tool is precision... And good equipment.'
'Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat and avoid being eaten *omnom*.'
'I could go for a twirl. Whoa, whoa, whoa!'
'Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless.'
'Bandle citeh — Oops, forgot the clutch.'
'Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?'
'You'd like some real amusement? Come closer.'
'*sigh* I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.'
'Talent, honor, discipline, and pretty pictures!'
'Is that a rocket in your pocket?'
'The worth of a man can be measured by the lenght of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.'
'Ugh, I've lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.'
'Don't stare directly at me for too long.'
'Time flies like an arrow. Fruits fly like banana.'
'Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'! Heheh.'
'Hmm, something's fishy.'
'Hey, get up. *sigh* How many times have I told you: 'No sleeping during battle!''
'Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.'
'Lima Oscar Lima!'
'Two birds with one stone... Have you met my parents?'
'When you dance with deat, lead.'
'What? Do I have something in my teeth?'
'Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain!'
'No matter how far it is to the top, it's still withing my grasp!'
'The worst part about losing a blade is trying to trace back all my stabbings.'
'Are you sure you're not in the wrong league?'
'Well, a ''double rainbow'' is a pehnomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?'
'Is it hot in here os is it just me?!'
'Jokes? I don't know any jokes.'
'I haven't got a brain, and soon neither will you!'
'What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.'
'They say the key to beauty lies in grace and poise. What do you think?'

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