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Can you name the League of Legends champions by joke?

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'Joke? What do you mean?'
'Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before.'
'Two birds with one stone... Have you met my parents?'
'I got these tattoos in rune prision!'
'No matter how far it is to the top, it's still withing my grasp!'
'The worth of a man can be measured by the lenght of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.'
'I haven't got a brain, and soon neither will you!'
'The whole is greater than the sum of its... parts.'
'Hmm, something's fishy.'
'You'd like some real amusement? Come closer.'
'Caught between a rock... And a hard place.'
'So many noobs... will matchmaking ever find true balance?'
'Shaken, not stirred.'
'My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!'
'Wuju... pass me that potion?'
'Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.'
'All the better to eat you with my dear!'
'Everyone's a hero... Till you shoot off a leg or two.'
'Seriously, again?! Just drop it!'
'Hey, get up. *sigh* How many times have I told you: 'No sleeping during battle!''
'Sometimes I think this anchor just weights me down.'
'Hey, wake up! *sigh* No dinner for you tonight.'
'Noxians... I hate thouse guys.'
'I like my weapons how I like my music: heavy and metal!'
'Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.'
'I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair... sagging flesh... always going on about brains. Ring any bells?'
'Let's be firends forever.'
'Bandle citeh — Oops, forgot the clutch.'
'Balance in all things.'
'Guess what's about to hit the fan.'
'You're seriously asking a giant demon bird... for a joke?'
'Let's put on our thinking caps. Hmm... Ah, I got it!'
'Did I mention it's mating season.'
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'What? Do I have something in my teeth?'
'Animals are lazy. We plants produce our own food *omnom*.'
'*Burp* I think a voidling just came out!'
'You wanna se how to disarm a bomb?'
'What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?'
'Come try your luck, if you think you're in my league.'
'I like my enemies two ways: dead, or about to be.'
'Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt!'
'No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.'
'Listen close — Huh... I have important — Argh! This is why I can't take you nice places!'
'The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!'
'You can't milk those.'
'Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.'
'My profession...! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker.'
'I bet I can hit their base from here!'
'Yes, they make shurikens this small!'
'What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.'
'Is it hot in here os is it just me?!'
'Only two Jokers in the deck, and I get dealt you.'
'Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone!'
'Ugh, I've lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.'
'Hmm, I suppose you're expecting an unbearable pun.'
'Noxuuu... whoa... whoa! Dizzy.'
'Time for the Dance Macca... Macah... Forget it.'
'If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.'
'For my next trick, I'll make you disappear.'
'*sigh* I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.'
'Jokes? I don't know any jokes.'
'Turbo on! Uh... wuuh? *crash* Just needs a little kick start here. Hyup.'
'Awareness is the key to victory! Be sure you never let your guard dow — awwowawwoah.'
'They say the key to beauty lies in grace and poise. What do you think?'
'I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.'
'You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.'
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'Lima Oscar Lima!'
'The worst part about losing a blade is trying to trace back all my stabbings.'
'Is that a rocket in your pocket?'
'Say hello to the winds of — *cough cough* *clears throat* — Oh, I don't know what came over me.'
'Not all angels are good.'
'No, really. Put that apple on your head.'
'Shhh! I'm charging my laser...'
'For my next trick, I'll make their life bar disappear.'
'A sniper's greatest tool is precision... And good equipment.'
'Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless.'
'You can call me mistress, but only from your knees.'
'They come apart so easily. How do I put them back together again?'
'I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that.'
'Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!'
'Ah, the tangled webs we weave...'
'My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly.'
'Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?'
'The key to the — uhh... Huh?! That is the — uhh... What?! Urgh! Keep your hand to yourself!'
'This is why I spend so much time sheath shopping.'
'Imagine if I had a real weapon!'
'If PETA asks, this fur is fake.'
'Hmm, fish, fish, fish!'
'I put the ''goal'' in ''golem.'' That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriatelly funny.'
'I could go for a twirl. Whoa, whoa, whoa!'
'I have no time for nonsense.'
'This dress may have been impractical.'
'I may be bad, but I feel good...'
'Suffering is magic.'
'If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?'
'When you fall, you get right back up.'
'Lying is, like, 95% of what I do.'
'Summon me and you'll like the way you look. I Garen-tee it. Get it?'
'Uuugh! Bugs are gross!'
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'Are you sure you're not in the wrong league?'
'Well, a ''double rainbow'' is a pehnomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?'
'Time flies like an arrow. Fruits fly like banana.'
'Yes, a baker.'
'Gems, gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.'
'Who let the dogs out? Woof. Woof. Woof.'
'Find me and a immovable object, and I'll put this question to rest!'
'I am an artist with a sword, in more ways than one.'
'Talent, honor, discipline, and pretty pictures!'
'Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh...'
'If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure to know the game.'
'Size doesn't mean everything.'
'Noxuuu... whoa... whoa! How does he do it?'
'Double rainbow? What does it mean?'
'Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!'
'Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.'
'Think logically for ONE SECON — CAW CAW CAWCAWCAW!'
'Let's end this quickly... *cough* I need to use the little soldier's room.'
'Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'! Heheh.'
'When you dance with deat, lead.'
'Speak softly, and ride a big yeti!'
'Another blue ribbon for Hecarim.'
'Don't stare directly at me for too long.'
'Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain!'
'I think I broke a nail. Good thing it wasn't mine.'
'Don't hate the player, hate the club that's smashing your face!'
'How do you like my guns: Shock and Awe!'
'Oh, what's that smell? Ah, it's me...'
'Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat and avoid being eaten *omnom*.'
'Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great — owwaww... My toesies.'
'Oh no! I seem to have stepped on one of my cousins!'
'How much you wanna bet I can whack you from one fountain to the other?'

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