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QUIZ: Can you name the League of Legends champions by joke?

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'How much you wanna bet I can whack you from one fountain to the other?'
'What? Do I have something in my teeth?'
'Double rainbow? What does it mean?'
'You wanna se how to disarm a bomb?'
'Time for the Dance Macca... Macah... Forget it.'
'Is it hot in here os is it just me?!'
'Yes, they make shurikens this small!'
'Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?'
'I bet I can hit their base from here!'
'Say hello to the winds of — *cough cough* *clears throat* — Oh, I don't know what came over me.'
'Joke? What do you mean?'
'The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!'
'You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.'
'Let's put on our thinking caps. Hmm... Ah, I got it!'
'My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!'
'Only two Jokers in the deck, and I get dealt you.'
'So many noobs... will matchmaking ever find true balance?'
'Guess what's about to hit the fan.'
'Another blue ribbon for Hecarim.'
'What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.'
'Wuju... pass me that potion?'
'What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?'
'Oh, what's that smell? Ah, it's me...'
'No, really. Put that apple on your head.'
'Uuugh! Bugs are gross!'
'Noxuuu... whoa... whoa! How does he do it?'
'This dress may have been impractical.'
'Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!'
'I have no time for nonsense.'
'Awareness is the key to victory! Be sure you never let your guard dow — awwowawwoah.'
'Speak softly, and ride a big yeti!'
'The worst part about losing a blade is trying to trace back all my stabbings.'
'Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great — owwaww... My toesies.'
'Listen close — Huh... I have important — Argh! This is why I can't take you nice places!'
'For my next trick, I'll make you disappear.'
'Talent, honor, discipline, and pretty pictures!'
'Hey, get up. *sigh* How many times have I told you: 'No sleeping during battle!''
'Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.'
'Imagine if I had a real weapon!'
'Jokes? I don't know any jokes.'
'Ah, the tangled webs we weave...'
'If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?'
'Size doesn't mean everything.'
'Find me and a immovable object, and I'll put this question to rest!'
'Did I mention it's mating season.'
'Who let the dogs out? Woof. Woof. Woof.'
'This is why I spend so much time sheath shopping.'
'Shhh! I'm charging my laser...'
'When you dance with deat, lead.'
'Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless.'
'For my next trick, I'll make their life bar disappear.'
'Caught between a rock... And a hard place.'
'Not all angels are good.'
'Noxians... I hate thouse guys.'
'Hmm, something's fishy.'
'Time flies like an arrow. Fruits fly like banana.'
'When you fall, you get right back up.'
'I think I broke a nail. Good thing it wasn't mine.'
'Is that a rocket in your pocket?'
'I like my enemies two ways: dead, or about to be.'
'They say the key to beauty lies in grace and poise. What do you think?'
'Yes, a baker.'
'Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'! Heheh.'
'Oh no! I seem to have stepped on one of my cousins!'
'The worth of a man can be measured by the lenght of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.'
'Animals are lazy. We plants produce our own food *omnom*.'
'You're seriously asking a giant demon bird... for a joke?'
'Balance in all things.'
'I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.'
'Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat and avoid being eaten *omnom*.'
'Everyone's a hero... Till you shoot off a leg or two.'
'Lima Oscar Lima!'
'Turbo on! Uh... wuuh? *crash* Just needs a little kick start here. Hyup.'
'Bandle citeh — Oops, forgot the clutch.'
'I may be bad, but I feel good...'
'No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.'
'You can't milk those.'
'Are you sure you're not in the wrong league?'
'If PETA asks, this fur is fake.'
'Gems, gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.'
'Ugh, I've lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.'
'All the better to eat you with my dear!'
'Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before.'
'Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone!'
'Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.'
'I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that.'
'Two birds with one stone... Have you met my parents?'
'*sigh* I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.'
'I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair... sagging flesh... always going on about brains. Ring any bells?'
'Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain!'
'I got these tattoos in rune prision!'
'I put the ''goal'' in ''golem.'' That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriatelly funny.'
'Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt!'
'Don't stare directly at me for too long.'
'The key to the — uhh... Huh?! That is the — uhh... What?! Urgh! Keep your hand to yourself!'
'Think logically for ONE SECON — CAW CAW CAWCAWCAW!'
'The whole is greater than the sum of its... parts.'
'If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.'
'You can call me mistress, but only from your knees.'
'Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!'
'Lying is, like, 95% of what I do.'
'They come apart so easily. How do I put them back together again?'
'Well, a ''double rainbow'' is a pehnomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?'
'Hmm, fish, fish, fish!'
'Sometimes I think this anchor just weights me down.'
'I like my weapons how I like my music: heavy and metal!'
'You'd like some real amusement? Come closer.'
'Seriously, again?! Just drop it!'
'I haven't got a brain, and soon neither will you!'
'Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh...'
'My profession...! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker.'
'A sniper's greatest tool is precision... And good equipment.'
'Noxuuu... whoa... whoa! Dizzy.'
'*Burp* I think a voidling just came out!'
'Shaken, not stirred.'
'Hey, wake up! *sigh* No dinner for you tonight.'
'If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure to know the game.'
'No matter how far it is to the top, it's still withing my grasp!'
'Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.'
'Let's end this quickly... *cough* I need to use the little soldier's room.'
'I could go for a twirl. Whoa, whoa, whoa!'
'I am an artist with a sword, in more ways than one.'
'Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.'
'Come try your luck, if you think you're in my league.'
'My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly.'
'Don't hate the player, hate the club that's smashing your face!'
'Let's be firends forever.'
'Hmm, I suppose you're expecting an unbearable pun.'
'How do you like my guns: Shock and Awe!'
'Summon me and you'll like the way you look. I Garen-tee it. Get it?'
'Suffering is magic.'

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