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'So many noobs... will matchmaking ever find true balance?'
'I am an artist with a sword, in more ways than one.'
'If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.'
'This is why I spend so much time sheath shopping.'
'Well, a ''double rainbow'' is a pehnomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?'
'I like my weapons how I like my music: heavy and metal!'
'Let's put on our thinking caps. Hmm... Ah, I got it!'
'I could go for a twirl. Whoa, whoa, whoa!'
'Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat and avoid being eaten *omnom*.'
'Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain!'
'The key to the — uhh... Huh?! That is the — uhh... What?! Urgh! Keep your hand to yourself!'
'Another blue ribbon for Hecarim.'
'If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure to know the game.'
'Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?'
'Noxuuu... whoa... whoa! Dizzy.'
'Come try your luck, if you think you're in my league.'
'If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?'
'Summon me and you'll like the way you look. I Garen-tee it. Get it?'
'Talent, honor, discipline, and pretty pictures!'
'No matter how far it is to the top, it's still withing my grasp!'
'Only two Jokers in the deck, and I get dealt you.'
'Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.'
'*sigh* I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.'
'I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair... sagging flesh... always going on about brains. Ring any bells?'
'The worst part about losing a blade is trying to trace back all my stabbings.'
'You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.'
'A sniper's greatest tool is precision... And good equipment.'
'Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.'
'The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!'
'You're seriously asking a giant demon bird... for a joke?'
'For my next trick, I'll make you disappear.'
'I may be bad, but I feel good...'
'How do you like my guns: Shock and Awe!'
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'They say the key to beauty lies in grace and poise. What do you think?'
'Hmm, fish, fish, fish!'
'Noxuuu... whoa... whoa! How does he do it?'
'For my next trick, I'll make their life bar disappear.'
'Sometimes I think this anchor just weights me down.'
'Shhh! I'm charging my laser...'
'The whole is greater than the sum of its... parts.'
'Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt!'
'Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.'
'Are you sure you're not in the wrong league?'
'Animals are lazy. We plants produce our own food *omnom*.'
'You can call me mistress, but only from your knees.'
'Hey, wake up! *sigh* No dinner for you tonight.'
'Caught between a rock... And a hard place.'
'Don't hate the player, hate the club that's smashing your face!'
'My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly.'
'Everyone's a hero... Till you shoot off a leg or two.'
'How much you wanna bet I can whack you from one fountain to the other?'
'Balance in all things.'
'No, really. Put that apple on your head.'
'If PETA asks, this fur is fake.'
'Is it hot in here os is it just me?!'
'Yes, they make shurikens this small!'
'Think logically for ONE SECON — CAW CAW CAWCAWCAW!'
'What? Do I have something in my teeth?'
'Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone!'
'What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?'
'This dress may have been impractical.'
'My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!'
'*Burp* I think a voidling just came out!'
'I got these tattoos in rune prision!'
'When you fall, you get right back up.'
'Turbo on! Uh... wuuh? *crash* Just needs a little kick start here. Hyup.'
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'Shaken, not stirred.'
'Double rainbow? What does it mean?'
'Hmm, something's fishy.'
'All the better to eat you with my dear!'
'I have no time for nonsense.'
'Jokes? I don't know any jokes.'
'Two birds with one stone... Have you met my parents?'
'Listen close — Huh... I have important — Argh! This is why I can't take you nice places!'
'Did I mention it's mating season.'
'Speak softly, and ride a big yeti!'
'Bandle citeh — Oops, forgot the clutch.'
'You can't milk those.'
'The worth of a man can be measured by the lenght of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.'
'They come apart so easily. How do I put them back together again?'
'You wanna se how to disarm a bomb?'
'I put the ''goal'' in ''golem.'' That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriatelly funny.'
'I bet I can hit their base from here!'
'Time flies like an arrow. Fruits fly like banana.'
'Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless.'
'Say hello to the winds of — *cough cough* *clears throat* — Oh, I don't know what came over me.'
'I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that.'
'Oh no! I seem to have stepped on one of my cousins!'
'Hey, get up. *sigh* How many times have I told you: 'No sleeping during battle!''
'Gems, gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.'
'Noxians... I hate thouse guys.'
'Hmm, I suppose you're expecting an unbearable pun.'
'Find me and a immovable object, and I'll put this question to rest!'
'No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.'
'My profession...! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker.'
'Let's be firends forever.'
'Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!'
'I like my enemies two ways: dead, or about to be.'
'Wuju... pass me that potion?'
JokeChampion
'Ugh, I've lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.'
'Uuugh! Bugs are gross!'
'Is that a rocket in your pocket?'
'Oh, what's that smell? Ah, it's me...'
'What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.'
'Lima Oscar Lima!'
'Size doesn't mean everything.'
'Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!'
'Don't stare directly at me for too long.'
'Suffering is magic.'
'Yes, a baker.'
'I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.'
'Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'! Heheh.'
'Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before.'
'Imagine if I had a real weapon!'
'Not all angels are good.'
'I think I broke a nail. Good thing it wasn't mine.'
'Lying is, like, 95% of what I do.'
'Seriously, again?! Just drop it!'
'Ah, the tangled webs we weave...'
'Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh...'
'Joke? What do you mean?'
'When you dance with deat, lead.'
'You'd like some real amusement? Come closer.'
'Guess what's about to hit the fan.'
'Awareness is the key to victory! Be sure you never let your guard dow — awwowawwoah.'
'Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great — owwaww... My toesies.'
'Time for the Dance Macca... Macah... Forget it.'
'Let's end this quickly... *cough* I need to use the little soldier's room.'
'Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.'
'I haven't got a brain, and soon neither will you!'
'Who let the dogs out? Woof. Woof. Woof.'

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