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'I could go for a twirl. Whoa, whoa, whoa!'
'They come apart so easily. How do I put them back together again?'
'Gems, gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.'
'Did I mention it's mating season.'
'Are you sure you're not in the wrong league?'
'You wanna se how to disarm a bomb?'
'I may be bad, but I feel good...'
'If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?'
'Hey, wake up! *sigh* No dinner for you tonight.'
'If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure to know the game.'
'Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?'
'Shhh! I'm charging my laser...'
'*sigh* I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.'
'No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.'
'Let's be firends forever.'
'What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.'
'Jokes? I don't know any jokes.'
'Hmm, I suppose you're expecting an unbearable pun.'
'Noxuuu... whoa... whoa! How does he do it?'
'Guess what's about to hit the fan.'
'Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.'
'If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.'
'The worth of a man can be measured by the lenght of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.'
'I like my weapons how I like my music: heavy and metal!'
'This dress may have been impractical.'
'The whole is greater than the sum of its... parts.'
'Let's end this quickly... *cough* I need to use the little soldier's room.'
'So many noobs... will matchmaking ever find true balance?'
'Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt!'
'Suffering is magic.'
'Don't hate the player, hate the club that's smashing your face!'
'Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain!'
'All the better to eat you with my dear!'
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'Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.'
'Lima Oscar Lima!'
'Hmm, something's fishy.'
'Uuugh! Bugs are gross!'
'You can call me mistress, but only from your knees.'
'Is that a rocket in your pocket?'
'What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?'
'If PETA asks, this fur is fake.'
'You're seriously asking a giant demon bird... for a joke?'
'Everyone's a hero... Till you shoot off a leg or two.'
'Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before.'
'Oh, what's that smell? Ah, it's me...'
'Imagine if I had a real weapon!'
'Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'! Heheh.'
'I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair... sagging flesh... always going on about brains. Ring any bells?'
'Yes, they make shurikens this small!'
'Wuju... pass me that potion?'
'Animals are lazy. We plants produce our own food *omnom*.'
'Oh no! I seem to have stepped on one of my cousins!'
'For my next trick, I'll make you disappear.'
'I got these tattoos in rune prision!'
'For my next trick, I'll make their life bar disappear.'
'When you fall, you get right back up.'
'I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.'
'Is it hot in here os is it just me?!'
'The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!'
'Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.'
'Summon me and you'll like the way you look. I Garen-tee it. Get it?'
'My profession...! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker.'
'Noxians... I hate thouse guys.'
'Think logically for ONE SECON — CAW CAW CAWCAWCAW!'
'Don't stare directly at me for too long.'
'Shaken, not stirred.'
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'Noxuuu... whoa... whoa! Dizzy.'
'Hmm, fish, fish, fish!'
'Seriously, again?! Just drop it!'
'Only two Jokers in the deck, and I get dealt you.'
'Time for the Dance Macca... Macah... Forget it.'
'Two birds with one stone... Have you met my parents?'
'Come try your luck, if you think you're in my league.'
'You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.'
'How do you like my guns: Shock and Awe!'
'You'd like some real amusement? Come closer.'
'Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great — owwaww... My toesies.'
'Find me and a immovable object, and I'll put this question to rest!'
'The key to the — uhh... Huh?! That is the — uhh... What?! Urgh! Keep your hand to yourself!'
'My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!'
'Joke? What do you mean?'
'Hey, get up. *sigh* How many times have I told you: 'No sleeping during battle!''
'This is why I spend so much time sheath shopping.'
'You can't milk those.'
'Balance in all things.'
'Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.'
'Not all angels are good.'
'Awareness is the key to victory! Be sure you never let your guard dow — awwowawwoah.'
'Let's put on our thinking caps. Hmm... Ah, I got it!'
'Another blue ribbon for Hecarim.'
'Well, a ''double rainbow'' is a pehnomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?'
'Talent, honor, discipline, and pretty pictures!'
'I put the ''goal'' in ''golem.'' That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriatelly funny.'
'Lying is, like, 95% of what I do.'
'Yes, a baker.'
'Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh...'
'How much you wanna bet I can whack you from one fountain to the other?'
'Say hello to the winds of — *cough cough* *clears throat* — Oh, I don't know what came over me.'
'Sometimes I think this anchor just weights me down.'
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'Speak softly, and ride a big yeti!'
'Time flies like an arrow. Fruits fly like banana.'
'Who let the dogs out? Woof. Woof. Woof.'
'I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that.'
'My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly.'
'I bet I can hit their base from here!'
'The worst part about losing a blade is trying to trace back all my stabbings.'
'They say the key to beauty lies in grace and poise. What do you think?'
'Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!'
'No, really. Put that apple on your head.'
'Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone!'
'Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat and avoid being eaten *omnom*.'
'Turbo on! Uh... wuuh? *crash* Just needs a little kick start here. Hyup.'
'Listen close — Huh... I have important — Argh! This is why I can't take you nice places!'
'Double rainbow? What does it mean?'
'I haven't got a brain, and soon neither will you!'
'I have no time for nonsense.'
'Caught between a rock... And a hard place.'
'No matter how far it is to the top, it's still withing my grasp!'
'*Burp* I think a voidling just came out!'
'Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!'
'I am an artist with a sword, in more ways than one.'
'I like my enemies two ways: dead, or about to be.'
'I think I broke a nail. Good thing it wasn't mine.'
'Ugh, I've lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.'
'A sniper's greatest tool is precision... And good equipment.'
'When you dance with deat, lead.'
'What? Do I have something in my teeth?'
'Bandle citeh — Oops, forgot the clutch.'
'Size doesn't mean everything.'
'Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless.'
'Ah, the tangled webs we weave...'

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