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Can you name the League of Legends champions by joke?

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'Talent, honor, discipline, and pretty pictures!'
'I have no time for nonsense.'
'*sigh* I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.'
'My profession...! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker.'
'Yes, a baker.'
'Seriously, again?! Just drop it!'
'Summon me and you'll like the way you look. I Garen-tee it. Get it?'
'Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt!'
'They come apart so easily. How do I put them back together again?'
'I could go for a twirl. Whoa, whoa, whoa!'
'*Burp* I think a voidling just came out!'
'I am an artist with a sword, in more ways than one.'
'Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.'
'The worth of a man can be measured by the lenght of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.'
'Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone!'
'I think I broke a nail. Good thing it wasn't mine.'
'Don't stare directly at me for too long.'
'Say hello to the winds of — *cough cough* *clears throat* — Oh, I don't know what came over me.'
'I bet I can hit their base from here!'
'Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!'
'When you dance with deat, lead.'
'Animals are lazy. We plants produce our own food *omnom*.'
'Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless.'
'Don't hate the player, hate the club that's smashing your face!'
'Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great — owwaww... My toesies.'
'Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?'
'Time flies like an arrow. Fruits fly like banana.'
'I put the ''goal'' in ''golem.'' That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriatelly funny.'
'What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?'
'Is that a rocket in your pocket?'
'You can't milk those.'
'Balance in all things.'
'Sometimes I think this anchor just weights me down.'
'Come try your luck, if you think you're in my league.'
'Listen close — Huh... I have important — Argh! This is why I can't take you nice places!'
'Time for the Dance Macca... Macah... Forget it.'
'You wanna se how to disarm a bomb?'
'Size doesn't mean everything.'
'Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'! Heheh.'
'Noxians... I hate thouse guys.'
'You'd like some real amusement? Come closer.'
'I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.'
'I got these tattoos in rune prision!'
'This dress may have been impractical.'
'Let's put on our thinking caps. Hmm... Ah, I got it!'
'My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly.'
'Two birds with one stone... Have you met my parents?'
'You're seriously asking a giant demon bird... for a joke?'
'I like my enemies two ways: dead, or about to be.'
'The worst part about losing a blade is trying to trace back all my stabbings.'
'I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair... sagging flesh... always going on about brains. Ring any bells?'
'This is why I spend so much time sheath shopping.'
'Jokes? I don't know any jokes.'
'Wuju... pass me that potion?'
'How much you wanna bet I can whack you from one fountain to the other?'
'Find me and a immovable object, and I'll put this question to rest!'
'For my next trick, I'll make their life bar disappear.'
'Well, a ''double rainbow'' is a pehnomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?'
'Oh no! I seem to have stepped on one of my cousins!'
'Double rainbow? What does it mean?'
'Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh...'
'Speak softly, and ride a big yeti!'
'The whole is greater than the sum of its... parts.'
'No, really. Put that apple on your head.'
'What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.'
'Shaken, not stirred.'
'Noxuuu... whoa... whoa! How does he do it?'
'How do you like my guns: Shock and Awe!'
'Are you sure you're not in the wrong league?'
'They say the key to beauty lies in grace and poise. What do you think?'
'Oh, what's that smell? Ah, it's me...'
'If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.'
'You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.'
'Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat and avoid being eaten *omnom*.'
'Gems, gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.'
'Everyone's a hero... Till you shoot off a leg or two.'
'Lying is, like, 95% of what I do.'
'Did I mention it's mating season.'
'Is it hot in here os is it just me?!'
'When you fall, you get right back up.'
'You can call me mistress, but only from your knees.'
'What? Do I have something in my teeth?'
'Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.'
'No matter how far it is to the top, it's still withing my grasp!'
'I like my weapons how I like my music: heavy and metal!'
'Another blue ribbon for Hecarim.'
'I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that.'
'Yes, they make shurikens this small!'
'Uuugh! Bugs are gross!'
'I haven't got a brain, and soon neither will you!'
'Awareness is the key to victory! Be sure you never let your guard dow — awwowawwoah.'
'Suffering is magic.'
'The key to the — uhh... Huh?! That is the — uhh... What?! Urgh! Keep your hand to yourself!'
'Ugh, I've lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.'
'Noxuuu... whoa... whoa! Dizzy.'
'So many noobs... will matchmaking ever find true balance?'
'Hey, get up. *sigh* How many times have I told you: 'No sleeping during battle!''
'Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before.'
'Shhh! I'm charging my laser...'
'Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.'
'Lima Oscar Lima!'
'Not all angels are good.'
'A sniper's greatest tool is precision... And good equipment.'
'Guess what's about to hit the fan.'
'Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!'
'For my next trick, I'll make you disappear.'
'Ah, the tangled webs we weave...'
'Turbo on! Uh... wuuh? *crash* Just needs a little kick start here. Hyup.'
'My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!'
'Bandle citeh — Oops, forgot the clutch.'
'Who let the dogs out? Woof. Woof. Woof.'
'Caught between a rock... And a hard place.'
'Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain!'
'Hey, wake up! *sigh* No dinner for you tonight.'
'No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.'
'Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.'
'Think logically for ONE SECON — CAW CAW CAWCAWCAW!'
'I may be bad, but I feel good...'
'If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure to know the game.'
'Only two Jokers in the deck, and I get dealt you.'
'The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!'
'Joke? What do you mean?'
'All the better to eat you with my dear!'
'If PETA asks, this fur is fake.'
'If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?'
'Hmm, fish, fish, fish!'
'Let's be firends forever.'
'Hmm, something's fishy.'
'Hmm, I suppose you're expecting an unbearable pun.'
'Let's end this quickly... *cough* I need to use the little soldier's room.'
'Imagine if I had a real weapon!'

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