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Can you name the League of Legends champions by joke?

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JokeChampion
'Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless.'
'Is it hot in here os is it just me?!'
'My profession...! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker.'
'Come try your luck, if you think you're in my league.'
'Hey, get up. *sigh* How many times have I told you: 'No sleeping during battle!''
'Suffering is magic.'
'I like my enemies two ways: dead, or about to be.'
'Sometimes I think this anchor just weights me down.'
'Listen close — Huh... I have important — Argh! This is why I can't take you nice places!'
'What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.'
'They say the key to beauty lies in grace and poise. What do you think?'
'You'd like some real amusement? Come closer.'
'Is that a rocket in your pocket?'
'Seriously, again?! Just drop it!'
'Yes, a baker.'
'If PETA asks, this fur is fake.'
'Imagine if I had a real weapon!'
'I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.'
'How do you like my guns: Shock and Awe!'
'I think I broke a nail. Good thing it wasn't mine.'
'Not all angels are good.'
'Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.'
'Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain!'
'Hmm, fish, fish, fish!'
'Say hello to the winds of — *cough cough* *clears throat* — Oh, I don't know what came over me.'
'You can't milk those.'
'No, really. Put that apple on your head.'
'You can call me mistress, but only from your knees.'
'What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?'
'Double rainbow? What does it mean?'
'I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that.'
'The worth of a man can be measured by the lenght of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.'
'If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure to know the game.'
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'Uuugh! Bugs are gross!'
'*sigh* I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.'
'The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!'
'Hey, wake up! *sigh* No dinner for you tonight.'
'Shhh! I'm charging my laser...'
'Don't stare directly at me for too long.'
'Let's put on our thinking caps. Hmm... Ah, I got it!'
'Talent, honor, discipline, and pretty pictures!'
'Time for the Dance Macca... Macah... Forget it.'
'Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.'
'Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone!'
'Only two Jokers in the deck, and I get dealt you.'
'When you dance with deat, lead.'
'Hmm, I suppose you're expecting an unbearable pun.'
'Think logically for ONE SECON — CAW CAW CAWCAWCAW!'
'Animals are lazy. We plants produce our own food *omnom*.'
'No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.'
'You wanna se how to disarm a bomb?'
'I could go for a twirl. Whoa, whoa, whoa!'
'No matter how far it is to the top, it's still withing my grasp!'
'Caught between a rock... And a hard place.'
'For my next trick, I'll make their life bar disappear.'
'Ugh, I've lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.'
'I put the ''goal'' in ''golem.'' That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriatelly funny.'
'Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.'
'All the better to eat you with my dear!'
'How much you wanna bet I can whack you from one fountain to the other?'
'When you fall, you get right back up.'
'Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?'
'I haven't got a brain, and soon neither will you!'
'I got these tattoos in rune prision!'
'If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.'
'Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!'
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'Bandle citeh — Oops, forgot the clutch.'
'My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly.'
'So many noobs... will matchmaking ever find true balance?'
'This is why I spend so much time sheath shopping.'
'I bet I can hit their base from here!'
'Joke? What do you mean?'
'They come apart so easily. How do I put them back together again?'
'What? Do I have something in my teeth?'
'I am an artist with a sword, in more ways than one.'
'Did I mention it's mating season.'
'Gems, gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.'
'Well, a ''double rainbow'' is a pehnomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?'
'Jokes? I don't know any jokes.'
'Shaken, not stirred.'
'Noxuuu... whoa... whoa! Dizzy.'
'Everyone's a hero... Till you shoot off a leg or two.'
'I have no time for nonsense.'
'Hmm, something's fishy.'
'Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'! Heheh.'
'Two birds with one stone... Have you met my parents?'
'Find me and a immovable object, and I'll put this question to rest!'
'I may be bad, but I feel good...'
'Are you sure you're not in the wrong league?'
'*Burp* I think a voidling just came out!'
'Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt! Lighning bolt!'
'Wuju... pass me that potion?'
'Yes, they make shurikens this small!'
'Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat and avoid being eaten *omnom*.'
'Summon me and you'll like the way you look. I Garen-tee it. Get it?'
'Don't hate the player, hate the club that's smashing your face!'
'The whole is greater than the sum of its... parts.'
'Oh no! I seem to have stepped on one of my cousins!'
'Lima Oscar Lima!'
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'Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!'
'Awareness is the key to victory! Be sure you never let your guard dow — awwowawwoah.'
'If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?'
'A sniper's greatest tool is precision... And good equipment.'
'For my next trick, I'll make you disappear.'
'Speak softly, and ride a big yeti!'
'Balance in all things.'
'Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before.'
'The key to the — uhh... Huh?! That is the — uhh... What?! Urgh! Keep your hand to yourself!'
'Who let the dogs out? Woof. Woof. Woof.'
'Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh...'
'I like my weapons how I like my music: heavy and metal!'
'I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair... sagging flesh... always going on about brains. Ring any bells?'
'You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.'
'Noxuuu... whoa... whoa! How does he do it?'
'Ah, the tangled webs we weave...'
'Noxians... I hate thouse guys.'
'Turbo on! Uh... wuuh? *crash* Just needs a little kick start here. Hyup.'
'Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great — owwaww... My toesies.'
'Oh, what's that smell? Ah, it's me...'
'My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!'
'Let's be firends forever.'
'Another blue ribbon for Hecarim.'
'Let's end this quickly... *cough* I need to use the little soldier's room.'
'You're seriously asking a giant demon bird... for a joke?'
'The worst part about losing a blade is trying to trace back all my stabbings.'
'This dress may have been impractical.'
'Time flies like an arrow. Fruits fly like banana.'
'Size doesn't mean everything.'
'Lying is, like, 95% of what I do.'
'Guess what's about to hit the fan.'
'Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.'

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