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Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.1964
I object, your honor! This trial is a travesty. It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham. 1971
Hearts and kidneys are tinker toys! I am talking about the central nervous system! 1974
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.'1975
Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat... college.1977
And that's the only thing I need is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game. The ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need.1979
The Zen philosopher, Basho, once wrote, 'A flute with no holes, is not a flute. A donut with no hole, is a Danish.' He was a funny guy. 1980
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.1980
But we're American soldiers! We've been kicking ass for 200 years! We're ten and one!1981
Everybody in the car. Boat leaves in two minutes... or perhaps you don't want to see the second largest ball of twine on the face of the earth, which is only four short hours away?1983
They're two distinct types of visionaries, it's like fire and ice, basically. I feel my role in the band is to be somewhere in the middle of that, kind of like lukewarm water. 1984
Why worry? Each one of us is carrying an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back. 1984
Don't worry. As long as you hit that wire with the connecting hook at precisely 88 miles per hour, the instant the lightning strikes the tower... everything will be fine. 1985
I think I'm attracted to teachers. Yeah, I took out an English teacher. That didn't work out at all. I sent her a love letter... She corrected it! 1986
I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women. 1987
Kickboxing. Sport of the future.1989
God, you're gonna remember this the rest of your life. Can't believe you've never been cow tipping before. Get ready to live.1995
I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is. 2001
I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. 2004
Let me tell you, a double-fault final-play elimination hasn't occurred since the Helsinki episode of 1919, and I think we all remember how that turned out! 2004

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