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Can you pick whether each quote is from the character Ron Swanson (R) or the actor Nick Offerman (N)?

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QuoteRon Swanson (R) or Nick Offerman (N)
'Fishing relaxes me. It's like yoga, except I still get to kill something.'
'Don't start chasing applause and acclaim. That way lies madness.'
'You know, it's hard to beat bacon at any time of day. But I am also a big fan of corned beef hash.'
'I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food.'
'If properly dried and trimmed, New York-style pizza could be used to make a box for Chicago-style pizza.'
'I am a saxophone player.'
'Meat is a big deal in my life'
'There are only three ways to motivate people: money, fear, and hunger.'
'Figure out what you love to do, then figure out how to get paid to do it.'
'It's pointless for a human to paint to paint scenes of nature when they can go outside and stand in it.'
QuoteRon Swanson (R) or Nick Offerman (N)
'One rage every three months is permitted. Try not to hurt anyone who doesn’t deserve it.'
'History began on July 4, 1776. Everything that happened before that was a mistake'
'I would like Americans to make things with their hands. Thomas Jefferson and I feel that makes for a much stronger nation.'
'Strippers do nothing for me… but I will take a free breakfast buffet anytime, anyplace.'
'I have a Kenwood charcoal grill. In our house, if anybody is cooking, it's me. I love making burgers. I love making pork tenderloin. Lamb chops I do on the grill a lot.'
'When I eat, it is the food that is scared.'
'Choose your favorite spade and dig a small, deep hole, located deep in the forest or a desolate area of the desert or tundra. Bury your cell phone and then find a hobby.'
'You don’t put oil in your truck because it tastes good. You do it so your truck can continue burning sweet gasoline and hauling a manly payload.'
'The government is a greedy piglet that suckles on a taxpayer’s teat until they have sore, chapped nipples.'
'I regret nothing. The end.'

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