Entertainment Quiz / Joe Biden or Michael Scott

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Can you guess whether these quotes are the ramblings of Vice President (J)oe Biden or the wise words of Dunder Mifflin's (M)ichael Scott?

 Plays Quiz Updated Dec 19, 2019

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QuoteWho Said It?
'His mom lived in Long Island for ten years or so. God rest her soul. And—although, she's...wait...your mom's still...your mom's still alive. Your dad passed.'
'I've got to make sure that YouTube comes down to tape this.'
'Now, you may look around and see two groups here: white collar, blue collar. But I don’t see it that way, and you know why not? Because I am collar-blind.'
'It's not unmanly to wear a condom'
'Abraham Lincoln once said, 'If you’re a racist, I will attack you with the North.' '
'I love babies. I think they are beautiful in all sorts of different ways. I try to pick up and hold a baby every day, if possible, because it nourishes me.'
'You know, I'm embarrassed. Do you know the website number? You know, I should have it in front of me, and I don't. I'm actually embarrassed.'
'You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.'
'You know what else is facing five Goliaths? America: Al-Qaeda. Global warming. Sex predators. Mercury poisoning.'
'If we do everything right, if we do it with absolute certainty, there's still a 30% chance we're going to get it wrong.'
'Pizza. Great equalizer. Rich people love pizza. Poor people love pizza. White people love pizza. Black people love pizza.'
'I got tested for AIDS...There's no shame in being tested for AIDS. It's an important thing.'
'Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me'
'Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.'
'There's only three things he mentions in a sentence—a noun, a verb, and 9/11.'
'You know what they say. 'Fool me once, strike one. But fool me twice, strike three.''
'Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids.'
'You all look dull as hell, I might add. The dullest audience I have ever spoken to. Just sitting there, staring at me. Pretend you like me!'

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