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'His mom lived in Long Island for ten years or so. God rest her soul. And—although, she's...wait...your mom's still...your mom's still alive. Your dad passed.' | |
'I've got to make sure that YouTube comes down to tape this.' | |
'Now, you may look around and see two groups here: white collar, blue collar. But I don’t see it that way, and you know why not? Because I am collar-blind.' | |
'It's not unmanly to wear a condom' | |
'Abraham Lincoln once said, 'If you’re a racist, I will attack you with the North.' ' | |
'I love babies. I think they are beautiful in all sorts of different ways. I try to pick up and hold a baby every day, if possible, because it nourishes me.' | |
'You know, I'm embarrassed. Do you know the website number? You know, I should have it in front of me, and I don't. I'm actually embarrassed.' | |
'You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.' | |
'You know what else is facing five Goliaths? America: Al-Qaeda. Global warming. Sex predators. Mercury poisoning.' | |
'If we do everything right, if we do it with absolute certainty, there's still a 30% chance we're going to get it wrong.' | |
'Pizza. Great equalizer. Rich people love pizza. Poor people love pizza. White people love pizza. Black people love pizza.' | |
'I got tested for AIDS...There's no shame in being tested for AIDS. It's an important thing.' | |
'Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me' | |
'Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.' | |
'There's only three things he mentions in a sentence—a noun, a verb, and 9/11.' | |
'You know what they say. 'Fool me once, strike one. But fool me twice, strike three.'' | |
'Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids.' | |
'You all look dull as hell, I might add. The dullest audience I have ever spoken to. Just sitting there, staring at me. Pretend you like me!' | |
'His mom lived in Long Island for ten years or so. God rest her soul. And—although, she's...wait...your mom's still...your mom's still alive. Your dad passed.' | |
'I've got to make sure that YouTube comes down to tape this.' | |
'Now, you may look around and see two groups here: white collar, blue collar. But I don’t see it that way, and you know why not? Because I am collar-blind.' | |
'It's not unmanly to wear a condom' | |
'Abraham Lincoln once said, 'If you’re a racist, I will attack you with the North.' ' | |
'I love babies. I think they are beautiful in all sorts of different ways. I try to pick up and hold a baby every day, if possible, because it nourishes me.' | |
'You know, I'm embarrassed. Do you know the website number? You know, I should have it in front of me, and I don't. I'm actually embarrassed.' | |
'You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.' | |
'You know what else is facing five Goliaths? America: Al-Qaeda. Global warming. Sex predators. Mercury poisoning.' | |
'If we do everything right, if we do it with absolute certainty, there's still a 30% chance we're going to get it wrong.' | |
'Pizza. Great equalizer. Rich people love pizza. Poor people love pizza. White people love pizza. Black people love pizza.' | |
'I got tested for AIDS...There's no shame in being tested for AIDS. It's an important thing.' | |
'Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me' | |
'Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.' | |
'There's only three things he mentions in a sentence—a noun, a verb, and 9/11.' | |
'You know what they say. 'Fool me once, strike one. But fool me twice, strike three.'' | |
'Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids.' | |
'You all look dull as hell, I might add. The dullest audience I have ever spoken to. Just sitting there, staring at me. Pretend you like me!' | |
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