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Can you pick the quotes said by Michael Scott (M) or Leslie Knope (L)

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QuoteMichael (M) or Leslie (L)
'I'm not superstitious but I am a little stitious.'
'Why would anybody ever eat anything besides breakfast food?'
'I am running away from my responsibilities and it feels good'
'I need you to text me every 30 seconds saying that everything is gonna be okay.''
'I'm gonna get drunk and then I'm gonna order a three course meal where each course is made of dessert.'
'I am dead inside'
'What I hear when I'm being yelled at is people caring really loudly at me.'
'I ate a brownie once. At a party in college. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable, actually. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there wasn't any pot in the brownie.'
'I'm cried out but I want to cry more so I'm rehydrating.'
'Tell him to call me ASAP as possible'
'I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.'
'If I had to have a stripper's name, it would be 'Equality.''
'I love inside jokes, i'd love to be a part of one someday'
'Saw Inception. Or at least I dreamt I did'
'I'm going to be direct and honest with you. I would like a glass of red wine and I'll take the cheapest one you have because I can't tell the difference.'
QuoteMichael (M) or Leslie (L)
'I understand nothing'
'Occasionally I'll hit someone with my car so sue me'
'The worst thing about prison was the Dementors'
'Everything hurts and I’m dying'
'I don't want to be overdramatic, but today felt like a hundred years in hell and the absolute worst day of my life.'
'I am Beyonce always'
'I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do'
'It's never too early for ice cream'
'No matter what I do, literally nothing bad can happen to me. I'm like a white male US senator.'
'I stand behind my decision to avoid salad and other disgusting things'
'You're in trouble because of your own stupidity.'
'Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.'
'I saved a life. My own. Am I a hero... I really can't say, but yes'
'I believe that assault should be legal if the person is a jerk.'
'Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy, both I want people to be afraid of how much they love me'

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