Television Quiz / The Office Who Said It? Season 3

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I need to know who put my calculator in Jell-O, or I'm gonna lose my freakin' mind.Gay Witch Hunt
So I want you to look in to see how much a little Chinese baby would cost.The Convention
I know that patience and loyalty are good and virtuous traits. But sometimes I think you need to just grow a pair.The Coup
Did I wake up this morning thinking I'd be throwing together bird funeral? You never can tell what your day here is gonna turn into.Grief Counseling
Ryan, you don't have to wrestle him. Ryan, just get in the coffin.Initiation
Oh, um, or travel. And, um, and buy an Xbox.Diwali
Say what you will about Michael Scott, but he would never do that.Branch Closing
I'm always thinking one step ahead, like a carpenter... that makes stairs.The Merger
I had Martin explain to me three times what he was arrested for, because it sounds and awful lot like what I do here every day.The Convict
Doctor appointment, car trouble, plantar warts, granddad fought in World War II. Use your head man. I keep mine in here. Look alive, Halpert. Welcome back.A Benihana Christmas
Michael, nine different people emailed me that photo, including my ex-wife, and, well, we don't talk.Back From Vacation
Fool me once, strike one. But fool me twice... strike three.Traveling Salesmen
Part of me wants the people in this office to have learned their lesson and just shut the hell up but part of me thinks 'You know what? Keep talking I'd really love a home theater.The Return
Do you wear boxers, briefs, or pantaloons?Ben Franklin
Uh, I'm supposed to ask if anyone has seen Uncle Al. he is old and has brown eyes and dementia..Phyllis's Wedding
What we have here is a bird that has been trapped in a vent. Fortunately, I have found it before- Bat! Bat!Business School
You stay here and have fun, 'cause I'm gonna go out back and shoot hoops with David Wallace.Cocktails
You would have left me to fend for myself. Like that time we were on the Ferris Wheel and a kid dropped a milkshake on me and you just laughed.The Negotiation
Creed is eating an apple. I found a potato.Safety Training
Every week, I'm supposed to take four hours and do a quality spot-check at the paper mill. And, of course, the one year I blow it off, this happens.Product Recall
You know, I changed a tire today. All by myself. This bathrobe's already coming in handy.Women's Appreciation
I would rather work for an upturned broom with a bucket for a head than work for somebody else in this office besides myself. Game on.Beach Games
Just say 'I want to squeeze them.' It's code, she'll know what it means.The Job

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