Recess: Who Said It? Quiz Stats

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Quote Character % Correct
'Kids of the playground, the dumb kid should be free!'King Bob
86.4%
'You sit there on your sixth grade butt ruling over the playground like some sort of big shot. Well let me tell you something Mr. Playground King. You're nothing but some dumb kid!Spinelli
79.9%
'My only friend is a pet snake named Herbert.'Gus
79.4%
'Lots of people have gone through life without names and they did fine...the artist formerly known as Prince, the unknown soldier, the other four guys in the Jackson Five...'Mikey
75.1%
'F...F...F...Hmm, Randall my trusted spy. The only kid around here I can count on. Ah, he's done so much for me. Hmm...D minus. F...' Miss Finster
71.8%
'Any kid named Gustav is bound to be trouble.'Vince
71.1%
'When we're through, he'll never be the new kid again. He'll be...what was his name again?'TJ
69.4%
'Hi there, glad you could make it. Your son and/or daughter is a great asset to our school.'Principal Prickly
66.7%
'Dust in the wind. All we are is dust in the wind.'Gus
61%
'Vince, take it from someone who knows. Your brother is definently a geek.'Gretchen
60.3%
'My glasses! My glasses! I can't see if I don't find my (crunch) glasses!'Gus
60%
'What is with you people? Have you all gone insane? It's a hamster! A dumb little insignificant $2.58 hamster!!' Spinelli
58.9%
'A funeral for a hamster? Well, I do need a new dress...'Ashley A
58.4%
'Don't worry, Gus! The odds of another exploding egg nog incident are....actually, never mind.'Gretchen
57.9%
'Oh basket, basket, basket.'Mikey
57.2%
'I loved the little rat, okay? I loved everything about him. His cute little nose, his cute little paws....I'll never forget the first day he looked up at me with those black beadySpinelli
57.2%
'Next to last! Yes! You hear that everyone, I am not a loser!'Gus
54.3%
'The Secret Service? They're bowling...it's their bowling night.'Spinelli
54.1%
'The old lady's been watching too many Clint Eastwood movies again.'TJ
53.6%
'It was the garlic croutons! His little heart couldn't take so much seasoning!'Gus
52.9%
'My box! My box! My beautiful box!'Miss Finster
52.6%
'They nabbed me before lunch and if I don't eat soon, it won't matter what they do. I've got one job now, staying alive.' TJ
52.4%
'Any horseplay, joking around, or unauthorized fun of any kind...the box!'Miss Finster
52.4%
'Oh yes, Miss Finster...(character)'s good...(character)'s a good little boy.'TJ
51.7%
'Me food? No, me don't taste good. Me taste bad. Yucky poo poo.'TJ
51.4%
'Awww, it just makes me sick to see love spurned. You gonna eat that?'Mikey
51.2%
'Not gonna get to me...not gonna get to me...Ah! It's getting to me!'TJ
51.2%
'Yeah, yeah. Nap good.'TJ
50.5%
'(Character) gone! I big kid now!'TJ
50.5%
'The one in the paper hat seems to be their leader. I call him Captain Sticky, for obvious reasons.TJ
50%
'Dang gum! Why'd they have to make it so sticky?'Gus
49.5%
'A brick wall's easier on the eyes than Finster!'Vince
44.7%
'Anybody can sing in the bathroom...but when out here in front of people, I'm almost as bad as Spinelli!'Mikey
44.3%
'Boys kissing girls...girls kissing boys...and you know what else? We're all gonna like it!'Butch
42.3%
'The day I stop caring about dodgeball is the day the Earth starts spinning around the sun.'Spinelli
41.4%
'There's only one thing to say. Give me that can!'TJ
41.1%
'Rotten...lousy...stupid...Hey! My Mister-Monk-Monk!' Spinelli
41.1%
'Kids of the playground! I give you....balls!'Randall
40.7%
'Conan! Oh my little baby waby...did mommy lose you?'Miss Finster
40%
'My big brother Joey majored in auto repair in prison.'Spinelli
39.5%
'Oooh, I shouldn't have had that ninth flapjack.'Mikey
38.3%
'Now I got a new dream. To be a jet pilot.'Mikey
38%
'Lie is such a strong word, Mikey. I prefer to say we massaged reality.'Miss Grotke
37.6%
'She's old...really old...she's gotta be at least...24!'Gus
37.3%
'And there's a whole convention of swingers in town!'Swinger Girl
36.8%
'Get lost, you little weasel, or I'll show you the true meaning of Christmas punch!'Spinelli
35.4%
'Old video out. New video in. Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! *gulp* *cough* I think I may have swallowed my retainer.'Gretchen
35.2%
'I got it! I got it! Hey, I got it! Oh, why, why did I catch it?'Gus
34.7%
'Oooh, this can't be good for my sinuses.'Gus
34.2%
'Teachers. You gotta tell them everything.'Spinelli
33.7%
'Sorry guys. I guess I shouldn't have taken this chance to practice my cursive.'Gus
33.5%
'It's not natural to store so much milk.'Hank
32.8%
'I had a system! I had a system!'Gretchen
32.5%
'I'm not coming out! This thing looks like Gus sewed it together in the dark!'Spinelli
32.5%
'Randall? Why are you blubbering like a sick emu?'Miss Finster
32.1%
'What is that infernal chirping? The birds...they're plotting something.'Miss Finster
32.1%
Quote Character % Correct
'Yeah, mom. It was really fun doing long division while chirping chips into a wastebasket every five minutes.'TJ
32.1%
'Kids and their infernal balls.'Principal Prickly
31.3%
'Somebody ought to teach him a lesson. Not me, but somebody!'Vince
31.1%
'Who the heck is Whompy Whomperson?'Principal Prickly
30.6%
'Ah, the sound of happy workers. Say, what is that song they're singing anyway? It's kinda catchy.'King Bob
30.4%
'Yow! I whomped my finger in my desk!'Spinelli
30.4%
'Cats? Ain't no money in cats. However, I am running a special on cat food.' Hustler Kid
30.1%
'It's a mystery...but someone always does.'TJ
29.7%
'Does mommy love her wittle baby? Oh yes, she does. Oh yes, she does.'Miss Finster
29.2%
'The kindergartners must have given helium to the gerbils again.' Principal Prickly
28.9%
'Hey, no sneaking around! That's my job!'Randall
28.9%
'I remember the first time I had to give a detention. It took me...moments to calm down.'Principal Prickly
28.5%
'My Yorskhire terrier sings better than Randall...and we put her to sleep years ago.'Principal Prickly
28.2%
'Gelman is a chicken! Gelman is a chicken!'Gus
28.2%
'Hey I had to raise my rates...what with overhead, inflation, the rising cost of Kleenex...'Crier Kid
27%
'Come back safety man! School isn't over yet!'Hector
26.8%
'It's hard enough to imagine Spinelli getting rich and Gretchen taking a trip, but TJ passing a test with flying colors? Get real!' Vince
26.8%
'Gretchen Grundler, of all people! How dare you pull the fire alarm! You know the fire alarm is only for fires!'Miss Finster
26.6%
'I appreciate your insane spiritual gifts, Mikey!'TJ
26.3%
'The nerve of those girlies giving me a six! Like I want to be anywhere near that high on the Ashley food chain! I demand a recount!' Spinelli
26.1%
'Blooming? What does she think I am, a daffodil?'Spinelli
25.8%
'Ajimbo! In your face! In your face! Ah-ha-ha-ha!'Corn Chip Girl
25.6%
'No, it's a gold turkey!'Gus
25.4%
'Hey! That's not how you use a fulcrum!'Gretchen
25.1%
'I've read every kids book there is about space. Even one with no pictures!'TJ
24.9%
'What did you have for lunch today, Kingy? Was it by chance the four bean casserole?'TJ
24.6%
'No! You'll never make me tell! There's a code! An unbreakable kid code!'Gus
24.6%
'I've got an appointment...and those bikini waxers don't like to be kept waiting!'Principal Prickly
24.4%
'Friends are people who run your underwear up the flagpole...with you in it!'Randall
24.2%
'A food fight? I'll put a stop to this!...Maybe later.'Miss Finster
24.2%
'Is that you, TJ? You look like a big blurry blob.'Gus
23.9%
'I'm doomed! To a single portion!'Mikey
23.7%
'Ooh, I've lost my chartreuse giraffe! Poor me!'Spinelli
23.4%
'Prickly, you idiot! Get me down from here!'Superintendent Skinner
23.4%
'A game called Abimco.'King Bob
23%
'I did it! I did it! I ate 10 puddings! I am the pudding king! I...I...I think I'm gonna be sick.'Randall
23%
'Wah Wah! Oink Oink!'Lawson
23%
'Good sweet mike! Call the fire department! Dial 911! Hurry!'Miss Finster
22.7%
'Give me 300 tons of gelatin desert and an atomic particle accelerator and we'll see who has the last laugh!'Gretchen
22.7%
'I'm next! Logic dictates we go girl-boy-girl-boy until we run out of girls.'Gretchen
22.7%
'Then I lower Detweiler onto the catapult with a tasty golden turkey, and WHAMMO! Bye-bye TJ, enjoy your trip to Saskatchewan! Nah, that's stupid.' King Bob
22.7%
'That young man is seriously disturbed.'Gretchen
22.5%
'We want to bruise King Bob's ego, not put him in a body cast.'Vince
22.5%
'Junior, your mother said no reading after bedtime! I'm telling!'Mr. Weems
22.2%
'Race not on basement! Race upstairs on playground!'Tubby
22%
'Whomp-a-whomp-a-whomp-whomp!'Vince
21.8%
'I hate to be a know-it-all Miss Grotke, but I think the answer book must be mistaken again.'Gretchen
21.8%
'How about a wrecking ball? We tell him there's a meteor shower, and BAM!'Spinelli
21.5%
'All this deceit makes me queasy!'Gus
21.5%
'12 plus 6 is...17! We win!'Lawson
21.3%
'You booted worse than Randall on fish chowder day!'Spinelli
21.1%
'She's safe! She's safe! Ow, my coccyx!'Jeffrey
20.8%
'Wait! I do not condone violence! Especially against myself!'Guru Kid
20.8%
'Man cannot live on tofu alone!'Guru Kid
20.8%
'Was that God?'Gus
20.8%
'You told Miss Finster I used the word poopdeck, and we were studying pirates!'Gus
20.8%
Quote Character % Correct
'No snow around for 500 miles...gotta have faith...gotta have faith...and maybe some cloud seeding equipment.'Hank
20.6%
'That's P! A P as in...P!'Lawson
20.1%
'At last! My childhood dream has come true!'Mikey
19.4%
'TJ will never be a normal kid.'Gus
19.1%
'Tell that to my achy-breaky heart.'TJ
19.1%
'Could that project possibly be...WEAVING A COMPLEX TISSUE OF LIES?!'Gretchen
19.1%
'I have father issues.'Gus
18.9%
'Then the family sawbones tells you it's not a peptic ulcer so that leaves just one possibility...love.' Miss Finster
18.7%
'I haven't seen so many colors on one face since Crackers the clown chirped his chips in our classroom!'Spinelli
18.2%
'High explosives may attract unwanted attention.'Gretchen
18.2%
'A minus! My life is flashing before my eyes!'Gretchen
17.9%
'I've tried that gum. It doesn't match label claims.'Gretchen
17.7%
'Gum and litter? Miss Finster, Miss Finster, I've got a 614!'Randall
17.5%
'Maybe those rumors of an evil chimney troll are true.'Mikey
17.2%
'We are now witness to the classic downside of barrel pants.'Gretchen
16.5%
'Math...yech...glad school is behind me.'Principal Prickly
16.3%
'What you talking about, Dude?'T.J.
15.6%
'No, no, no. You're thinking way too small...what we need is electricity!'T.J.
15.3%
'What's in the lesson plan today, Grotke? The history of hooliganism?'Miss Finster
15.3%
(Character name) want to say something to perfect boy....*BUUUUUUURRRP*Tubby
14.8%
'No, Yope, I'm not yoking.'Gus
14.8%
'Ancient civilization? You mean like when Finster was a kid?'T.J.
14.6%
'The kindergartners have spontaneously taught themselves a traditional Irish folkdance.'Principal Prickly
14.4%
'Do something about him, Detweiler. If I have to come down from here, nobody's going to be happy.'Upside-Down Girl
14.4%
'I say this crummy behaviour's beneath us all. Well, maybe not Lawson, but at least the rest of us.'T.J.
14.4%
'I don't believe MISS Grotke is married.'Gretchen
14.1%
'I'm comin' for you, Sammy Boy!'Digger Dave
13.6%
'I got a hunch Spinelli's advising kids to start acting Spinelli-like about stuff.'T.J.
13.6%
'Now we gotta wait for another spy to come along and Chaka Khan! We've got a password.'T.J,.
13.4%
'My old man don't believe in otters!'Gelman
13.4%
'You've got to admit, Spinelli, this is somewhat jerk-like behaviour.'Gretchen
13.2%
'Of course Detweiler was making fun of me! He's a crazy monkey boy! It's what he does.'King Bob
13.2%
'Hey that's nothing, Randall! Just last night my big sister put my hair in piggly-wiggly tails! Now I'm funny just like King Bob!' Lawson
13.2%
'A wager? Hey, you're not going to try to get your Christmas presents back again, are you?'Hustler Kid
12.9%
'Next you take your left flipper and you catch a little fish. Then you take your little tail and go swish-swish-swish.'Miss Finster
12.4%
'Gelman, maybe you didn't hear me. It's time to do the otter dance!'Miss Finster
12.4%
'Gus? Do you have some unpleasant information we non-military types aren't privy to?'Gretchen
12.2%
'Ahoy there sailor, can you do the otter dance? First you take your right flipper and you slap it on your pants.'Miss Finster
12.2%
'Let's try some dodgeball. Gelman, get the stump.'Jerome
12%
'Man, I am out of it! This must be how Randall feels.'Vince
12%
'Slapping pony rides for a dollar signs on my back...'Miss Finster
11.7%
'Stop that infernal mooing!':Miss Finster
11%
'For reasons I cannot think of, the Superintendent has conspired with the President Of The United States to take away our playground balls.'T.J.
10.5%
'The future is in the basement, sir?'Miss Finster
10%
'I bet he makes hundreds of dollars a year!'Vince
9.3%
'Ninety-eight...ninety-nine...ninety-ten...ninety-eleven.'Skeens
9.1%
'How about four eyes?...Alright, alright, bad idea.'Spinelli
8.9%
'Any more milk and I'll bust open like Finster's corns on Walk For Chalk Day.'Spinelli
8.9%
'Give me chocolate milk or give me death? Spinelli, do you want to have another meeting with the school counsellor?'Vince
8.6%
'Making a run for the interstate in that bumper car was bold!'Vince
8.4%
'I'm swinging to the maximum height limit recommended by the manufacturer!'Menlo
7.9%
'Ja vohl, mein commandant.,'Spinelli
7.7%
'You heard the man! More funliciousness!'King Bob
7.4%
'Tractors and tap dancing definently do not mix.'Gus
7.4%
'Puh-leeze! Of course you can wear it two days in a row! Just don't get hit by a car.'Spinelli
6.9%
'War has been un-war-ded!'Lawson
6.9%

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