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I'm a high-functioning sociopath, do your research.
96.4%
'Cause you're an idiot. No no no, don't be like that, practically everyone is.
96.1%
Because I had a row, in the shop, with a chip and pin machine!
95.1%
You were thinking. It's annoying.
93.6%
So we go round the Sun. If we went round the moon or round and round the garden like a teddy bear it wouldn't make any difference.
92.7%
I always hear 'Punch me in the face' when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext.
92.7%
Funny doesn't suit you. I'd stick to ice.
91.8%
You heard me perfectly, I'm not saying it again.
89.1%
No you won't!
88%
Yes, and then disinfect myself.
85.8%
But don't think for one second that I am one of them.
85.2%
I've just got one.
83.5%
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No, I don't, which is why I find the face so annoying.
83.2%
I was just talking to your secretary outside. She told me.
83%
And honey, you should see me in a crown.
82%
We met twice, five minutes in total. I pulled a gun, he tried to blow me up. I felt we had a special something.
81%
He's Mr. Punchline. He will outlive God trying to have the last word.
80%
Neither do I. But initially, he wanted to be a pirate.
80%
Sherlock Holmes, put your trousers on!
77%
I have been reliably informed that I don't have one.
75.9%
Bluebell, John! I've got Bluebell, the case of the vanishing glow-in-the-dark rabbit. NATO's in an uproar.
75%
Look, I've got a blanket.
74.8%
No, it wasn't. At least I hope not.
71.1%
Yes, if I wanted poetry, I'd read John's emails to his girlfriends. Much funnier.
54.8%
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