| Episode | Show | Episode |
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| The murder of a man dressed in a raccoon suit is investigated, causing the team to discover the strange world of 'furries'. | |
| A teen introduces his houseguest to a bi-religous holiday known as Chrismukkah while his two love interests each try to find him the perfect gift. | |
| A husband causes his wife to leave him when he snubs her phone call for an appointment with the TiVo guy. | |
| A family takes a trip to Disney World when the uncle's band is invited to play a gig. The youngest is princess for a day, but accidentally gets lost. | |
| While holding an after-work casino night to raise money for charity, a man must juggle having two dates at once. | |
| The gang visits a bubble boy and get into a massive fight over a misprinted card during a game of Trivial Pursuit. | |
| A girl fears her 'unique' home life will be exposed when the friend she invited for a sleep over is accidentally transported to another realm. | |
| The crew must escort a princess to a foreign planet in time for her wedding, but trouble ensues when she falls for the captain. | |
| In one segment, a new student constantly threatens to kick the main character's butt. In the other, a co-worker refuses to admit that he loves the burger the main character made. | |
| After being wounded, a special agent has a vision of a giant who gives him several clues about a murder he's investigating in a strange small town. | |
| The residents of a quiet suburban town are forever changed when the Sunday school teacher holds them hostage at the local supermarket. | |
| A man is attacked by his mother's killer, meanwhile his sister and co-workers come close to uncovering his own murderous past. | |
| An arrogant publicist hires a woman as his interior designer on the condition that she set him up with her gay best friend. | |
| A teen and his wealthy cousin convince their butler that he has won the lottery. Not realizing it was a prank, the butler resigns. | |
| An elderly woman attempts to break her friend out of the 'worst nursing home in the city', only to discover that her pal may be more than she can handle. | |
| After finding a baby lying in a dumpster, two friends adopt him and attempt to profit off of his potential acting career. | |
| When the family attempts to plan a game night, they struggle to get their houseguest to commit because, as they soon discover, he has been 'cheating' on them with another family. | |
| A man refuses to let his seperated shoulder interfere with his plan to drive a steamroller during the taping of his TV show, breaking a Bob Vila record in the process. | |
| A man is distraught when he learns that a storeroom that is crucial to his escape plan has since been converted into a break area for the guards. | |
| When a boy keeps making the cut for the baseball team, he wonders if it's because of his talent, or the fact that his dad saved the coach's life in Korea. | |
| In this two part episode, the family must deal with the sudden death of their patriarch. Meanwhile the mom's parents come for a visit. | |
| A high school vice-principal must contend with a student who has stolen school money believing he is Jesus. Another teacher accidentally books R.E.M. for a school fundraiser. | |
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Featured Dec 3, 2009 
