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But I don't wanna be a pirate!
96.2%
Actually, that's the definition of selfish.
96%
It's pronounced thermometer.
95.6%
Oh, you gotta eat before surgery. You need your strength.
95.5%
Parking at a garage is like going to a prostitute. Why should I pay, when if I apply myself, maybe I could get it for free?
95.5%
That would be great except that you don't really have any black friends. Outside of us, you don't really have any white friends, either...
95.5%
Those aren't for New Year's. Those are my everyday balloons.
95.5%
That's not punishing me, that's punishing Elaine. And cruelly, I might add...
95%
Oh yeah, Riley? Well, the jerk store called. They're running out of you!
94.1%
And with Darren's help, we'll get that chicken!
94%
Yeah, he's a mystery wrapped in a twinkie.
93.9%
Ah, too bad you've got a little George Costanza thing going on.
93.7%
Cheapness is not a sense.
93%
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I think I'm pretty much like you, only successful.
92.6%
Probably to give the woman a chance to change her mind.
91.3%
You've been the bad employee, the bad son, the bad friend...
90.4%
What is that, a Titleist? A hole in one, huh?
88.4%
I like to get the Daily News.
88.2%
They were mailboxes, you idiot. I didn't have the heart to tell you
86.1%
Well, people kept ringing the bell!
85.5%
It's your third day.
83.4%
Listening to you. I listen to this for fifteen minutes and I'm on top of the world. Your misery is my pleasure.
82.2%
Why does Radio Shack ask for your phone number when you buy batteries? I don't know.
79.5%
Well, your friend is morbidly obese.
78.7%
Well, it's comforting to know that you'll be going straight to hell at no more than three miles per hour.
76.6%
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