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Can you correct the Ziva-isms from NCIS?

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Hey, I will make it worth your wow.
You are a broken tape, Gibbs
Crime scene skills are getting a bit dusty.
Your goose is fried!
You need to cut the man some slacks, Ducky.
No wonder he's keeping his cards so close to his breasts.
This looks like David Jones' locker.
I feel like a donkey's butt.
I've asked Tel Aviv if Captain Mahir is a blimp on their radar.
This is going to be like looking for a needle in a needle stack.
Look who's calling the pot black.
She claimed Heller was not there but I smelled fish.
So this is where a red throat would hand out after being overseas for months.
I wanted to shut his pothole two hours ago!
And your lawyer is going to try and use her bad taste in men to impregnate her credibility.
Once in a blue lagoon.
You did not change when your books made you plush.
Fragging the computers?
You are such a control geek.
He'll be like finding a pin in a haystack.
Cody was covering his plates.
I think Tony is jerking your brain.
What are contraptions?
I've learned from Gibbs that in certain cases you can attract far more bees with honey.
McGee, you look like you've seen a goat.
A chimp!
How is that for old school slothing.
Halligan's on the goat..oh no, not goat. Sheep?
Quite the waterfall.
You look run over.
Black sheep?
We have hit a Shamu.
You can't make and omelette without breaking some legs.
Large time.
It's like shooting fish in a pond.
I ran into a stone wall!
The man is spic and spam.
Did she give you the cold elbow?
Did you wake up in the wrong bed this morning?
Ducky, drip it!
I mean, I'm being treated like a leopard.
It calms my mind. Forces me to stay focused at the job in my hand.
She tried to rat on us.
Why haven't you breasted them?
That is total salami!
Ah, American idioms drive me up the hall.
There is a Smurf war
He must have taken a kite.
She asked if you had the calzones for this, yes?
You might want to do something about your hair…it's sticking up like a porcuswine? Oh, wrong word. A porcu…pig? The little animal with the little spikies?
He's such a… Pimp.
How does a fifteen year old boy go about meeting a coquette?
So now your image is homopubic?
A watched pot… Calls the kettle black!
Is that why we're here? So you can google the girls?
A fly!
After our last trip to L.A., I do not understand why you would think I would be such an eager platypus, Tony.
He's chomping out McGee.
We'd be like the homos in those old movies.
…To pass the mustard.
There's also someone from Social Security to pick him up.
I wish to pass with swimming colours.
Does a bear sit in the woods?
I'm braless.
I don't want him to think I'm sleazy.
If the glue sticks.
Well, it would not be the first time a murderer tried to throw us up that way.
This woman is a total turd!
I think we've just been screwed in here, Tony.
Do you mind if I grab a bat nap?
his fingers in many eyes.
The Jack she is with is gross.
Okay. But you're tying my feet.
She's probably passed on by now.
Oh, that's when Jenny had you under covers.
The Pentagon is rock walling me.
Sometimes it is hard to see the jungle through the ferns.

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