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Can you correct the Ziva-isms from NCIS?

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There is a Smurf war
He must have taken a kite.
Crime scene skills are getting a bit dusty.
It's like shooting fish in a pond.
Okay. But you're tying my feet.
I don't want him to think I'm sleazy.
So now your image is homopubic?
Do you mind if I grab a bat nap?
And your lawyer is going to try and use her bad taste in men to impregnate her credibility.
You are a broken tape, Gibbs
I ran into a stone wall!
Once in a blue lagoon.
We have hit a Shamu.
Why haven't you breasted them?
…To pass the mustard.
his fingers in many eyes.
I wanted to shut his pothole two hours ago!
Quite the waterfall.
She tried to rat on us.
That is total salami!
McGee, you look like you've seen a goat.
You look run over.
She's probably passed on by now.
I mean, I'm being treated like a leopard.
I've asked Tel Aviv if Captain Mahir is a blimp on their radar.
Halligan's on the goat..oh no, not goat. Sheep?
She asked if you had the calzones for this, yes?
Hey, I will make it worth your wow.
I've learned from Gibbs that in certain cases you can attract far more bees with honey.
This looks like David Jones' locker.
Look who's calling the pot black.
Black sheep?
He's such a… Pimp.
You did not change when your books made you plush.
We'd be like the homos in those old movies.
You need to cut the man some slacks, Ducky.
There's also someone from Social Security to pick him up.
I feel like a donkey's butt.
Did you wake up in the wrong bed this morning?
After our last trip to L.A., I do not understand why you would think I would be such an eager platypus, Tony.
The man is spic and spam.
So this is where a red throat would hand out after being overseas for months.
Well, it would not be the first time a murderer tried to throw us up that way.
A fly!
Large time.
Ducky, drip it!
The Pentagon is rock walling me.
Oh, that's when Jenny had you under covers.
Does a bear sit in the woods?
Fragging the computers?
How does a fifteen year old boy go about meeting a coquette?
Is that why we're here? So you can google the girls?
The Jack she is with is gross.
You might want to do something about your hair…it's sticking up like a porcuswine? Oh, wrong word. A porcu…pig? The little animal with the little spikies?
You can't make and omelette without breaking some legs.
Cody was covering his plates.
He's chomping out McGee.
A watched pot… Calls the kettle black!
I think we've just been screwed in here, Tony.
Sometimes it is hard to see the jungle through the ferns.
It calms my mind. Forces me to stay focused at the job in my hand.
A chimp!
No wonder he's keeping his cards so close to his breasts.
What are contraptions?
Ah, American idioms drive me up the hall.
He'll be like finding a pin in a haystack.
Did she give you the cold elbow?
How is that for old school slothing.
You are such a control geek.
If the glue sticks.
I wish to pass with swimming colours.
Your goose is fried!
She claimed Heller was not there but I smelled fish.
I'm braless.
I think Tony is jerking your brain.
This is going to be like looking for a needle in a needle stack.
This woman is a total turd!

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