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Ah, American idioms drive me up the hall.
Black sheep?
Did she give you the cold elbow?
A chimp!
Is that why we're here? So you can google the girls?
The man is spic and spam.
I ran into a stone wall!
She's probably passed on by now.
You are such a control geek.
She claimed Heller was not there but I smelled fish.
Crime scene skills are getting a bit dusty.
McGee, you look like you've seen a goat.
He must have taken a kite.
After our last trip to L.A., I do not understand why you would think I would be such an eager platypus, Tony.
Large time.
We'd be like the homos in those old movies.
You are a broken tape, Gibbs
You might want to do something about your hair…it's sticking up like a porcuswine? Oh, wrong word. A porcu…pig? The little animal with the little spikies?
So this is where a red throat would hand out after being overseas for months.
…To pass the mustard.
his fingers in many eyes.
Did you wake up in the wrong bed this morning?
I think we've just been screwed in here, Tony.
You need to cut the man some slacks, Ducky.
What are contraptions?
This is going to be like looking for a needle in a needle stack.
He'll be like finding a pin in a haystack.
I think Tony is jerking your brain.
She tried to rat on us.
Well, it would not be the first time a murderer tried to throw us up that way.
I wanted to shut his pothole two hours ago!
There is a Smurf war
Why haven't you breasted them?
She asked if you had the calzones for this, yes?
I'm braless.
If the glue sticks.
I don't want him to think I'm sleazy.
He's chomping out McGee.
Sometimes it is hard to see the jungle through the ferns.
This woman is a total turd!
Oh, that's when Jenny had you under covers.
It calms my mind. Forces me to stay focused at the job in my hand.
Once in a blue lagoon.
That is total salami!
No wonder he's keeping his cards so close to his breasts.
So now your image is homopubic?
The Pentagon is rock walling me.
I've asked Tel Aviv if Captain Mahir is a blimp on their radar.
Your goose is fried!
It's like shooting fish in a pond.
This looks like David Jones' locker.
I've learned from Gibbs that in certain cases you can attract far more bees with honey.
I wish to pass with swimming colours.
He's such a… Pimp.
Ducky, drip it!
Fragging the computers?
I mean, I'm being treated like a leopard.
And your lawyer is going to try and use her bad taste in men to impregnate her credibility.
How is that for old school slothing.
There's also someone from Social Security to pick him up.
You look run over.
Do you mind if I grab a bat nap?
Cody was covering his plates.
You did not change when your books made you plush.
I feel like a donkey's butt.
Quite the waterfall.
We have hit a Shamu.
Does a bear sit in the woods?
How does a fifteen year old boy go about meeting a coquette?
A fly!
Okay. But you're tying my feet.
Look who's calling the pot black.
Hey, I will make it worth your wow.
The Jack she is with is gross.
Halligan's on the goat..oh no, not goat. Sheep?
A watched pot… Calls the kettle black!
You can't make and omelette without breaking some legs.

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