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Can you correct the Ziva-isms from NCIS?

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He's such a… Pimp.
Sometimes it is hard to see the jungle through the ferns.
I've asked Tel Aviv if Captain Mahir is a blimp on their radar.
The man is spic and spam.
It's like shooting fish in a pond.
Halligan's on the goat..oh no, not goat. Sheep?
Did she give you the cold elbow?
Quite the waterfall.
He's chomping out McGee.
Look who's calling the pot black.
She's probably passed on by now.
McGee, you look like you've seen a goat.
Your goose is fried!
Ducky, drip it!
That is total salami!
Fragging the computers?
And your lawyer is going to try and use her bad taste in men to impregnate her credibility.
No wonder he's keeping his cards so close to his breasts.
I mean, I'm being treated like a leopard.
A fly!
I ran into a stone wall!
Large time.
Why haven't you breasted them?
Oh, that's when Jenny had you under covers.
You can't make and omelette without breaking some legs.
Ah, American idioms drive me up the hall.
his fingers in many eyes.
We'd be like the homos in those old movies.
I'm braless.
After our last trip to L.A., I do not understand why you would think I would be such an eager platypus, Tony.
He'll be like finding a pin in a haystack.
You look run over.
Once in a blue lagoon.
…To pass the mustard.
We have hit a Shamu.
This is going to be like looking for a needle in a needle stack.
What are contraptions?
I've learned from Gibbs that in certain cases you can attract far more bees with honey.
Is that why we're here? So you can google the girls?
I don't want him to think I'm sleazy.
This woman is a total turd!
I think Tony is jerking your brain.
She asked if you had the calzones for this, yes?
A chimp!
The Pentagon is rock walling me.
You did not change when your books made you plush.
There is a Smurf war
So now your image is homopubic?
This looks like David Jones' locker.
It calms my mind. Forces me to stay focused at the job in my hand.
Cody was covering his plates.
I feel like a donkey's butt.
The Jack she is with is gross.
A watched pot… Calls the kettle black!
So this is where a red throat would hand out after being overseas for months.
I wanted to shut his pothole two hours ago!
Do you mind if I grab a bat nap?
I think we've just been screwed in here, Tony.
Hey, I will make it worth your wow.
You need to cut the man some slacks, Ducky.
If the glue sticks.
How is that for old school slothing.
Black sheep?
Well, it would not be the first time a murderer tried to throw us up that way.
Does a bear sit in the woods?
Okay. But you're tying my feet.
He must have taken a kite.
You might want to do something about your hair…it's sticking up like a porcuswine? Oh, wrong word. A porcu…pig? The little animal with the little spikies?
Did you wake up in the wrong bed this morning?
How does a fifteen year old boy go about meeting a coquette?
She claimed Heller was not there but I smelled fish.
You are such a control geek.
There's also someone from Social Security to pick him up.
Crime scene skills are getting a bit dusty.
She tried to rat on us.
I wish to pass with swimming colours.
You are a broken tape, Gibbs

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