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Can you correct the Ziva-isms from NCIS?

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What are contraptions?
The man is spic and spam.
After our last trip to L.A., I do not understand why you would think I would be such an eager platypus, Tony.
Oh, that's when Jenny had you under covers.
You might want to do something about your hair…it's sticking up like a porcuswine? Oh, wrong word. A porcu…pig? The little animal with the little spikies?
We'd be like the homos in those old movies.
You are a broken tape, Gibbs
I wanted to shut his pothole two hours ago!
Cody was covering his plates.
I don't want him to think I'm sleazy.
This is going to be like looking for a needle in a needle stack.
A watched pot… Calls the kettle black!
You did not change when your books made you plush.
Did she give you the cold elbow?
He's chomping out McGee.
…To pass the mustard.
I mean, I'm being treated like a leopard.
Did you wake up in the wrong bed this morning?
This woman is a total turd!
Once in a blue lagoon.
Halligan's on the goat..oh no, not goat. Sheep?
He must have taken a kite.
Look who's calling the pot black.
We have hit a Shamu.
Fragging the computers?
Your goose is fried!
How does a fifteen year old boy go about meeting a coquette?
Ducky, drip it!
She tried to rat on us.
Large time.
A chimp!
Quite the waterfall.
I think Tony is jerking your brain.
McGee, you look like you've seen a goat.
Why haven't you breasted them?
He'll be like finding a pin in a haystack.
I think we've just been screwed in here, Tony.
Ah, American idioms drive me up the hall.
How is that for old school slothing.
Crime scene skills are getting a bit dusty.
Black sheep?
Sometimes it is hard to see the jungle through the ferns.
Do you mind if I grab a bat nap?
A fly!
No wonder he's keeping his cards so close to his breasts.
Does a bear sit in the woods?
This looks like David Jones' locker.
And your lawyer is going to try and use her bad taste in men to impregnate her credibility.
You need to cut the man some slacks, Ducky.
There's also someone from Social Security to pick him up.
The Jack she is with is gross.
I've asked Tel Aviv if Captain Mahir is a blimp on their radar.
Well, it would not be the first time a murderer tried to throw us up that way.
Hey, I will make it worth your wow.
You look run over.
I've learned from Gibbs that in certain cases you can attract far more bees with honey.
I feel like a donkey's butt.
Okay. But you're tying my feet.
She asked if you had the calzones for this, yes?
I'm braless.
I wish to pass with swimming colours.
If the glue sticks.
Is that why we're here? So you can google the girls?
It calms my mind. Forces me to stay focused at the job in my hand.
So this is where a red throat would hand out after being overseas for months.
his fingers in many eyes.
So now your image is homopubic?
I ran into a stone wall!
He's such a… Pimp.
You can't make and omelette without breaking some legs.
You are such a control geek.
That is total salami!
She claimed Heller was not there but I smelled fish.
She's probably passed on by now.
The Pentagon is rock walling me.
There is a Smurf war
It's like shooting fish in a pond.

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