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Can you correct the Ziva-isms from NCIS?

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This looks like David Jones' locker.
That is total salami!
She claimed Heller was not there but I smelled fish.
Well, it would not be the first time a murderer tried to throw us up that way.
Cody was covering his plates.
This woman is a total turd!
It's like shooting fish in a pond.
I'm braless.
This is going to be like looking for a needle in a needle stack.
The Jack she is with is gross.
I don't want him to think I'm sleazy.
Look who's calling the pot black.
There's also someone from Social Security to pick him up.
Quite the waterfall.
What are contraptions?
So now your image is homopubic?
Once in a blue lagoon.
Black sheep?
We have hit a Shamu.
You can't make and omelette without breaking some legs.
A watched pot… Calls the kettle black!
No wonder he's keeping his cards so close to his breasts.
Fragging the computers?
We'd be like the homos in those old movies.
You are such a control geek.
I've learned from Gibbs that in certain cases you can attract far more bees with honey.
Oh, that's when Jenny had you under covers.
Does a bear sit in the woods?
I wanted to shut his pothole two hours ago!
Hey, I will make it worth your wow.
You did not change when your books made you plush.
Ah, American idioms drive me up the hall.
Halligan's on the goat..oh no, not goat. Sheep?
After our last trip to L.A., I do not understand why you would think I would be such an eager platypus, Tony.
Do you mind if I grab a bat nap?
And your lawyer is going to try and use her bad taste in men to impregnate her credibility.
I think Tony is jerking your brain.
Ducky, drip it!
He must have taken a kite.
Did you wake up in the wrong bed this morning?
his fingers in many eyes.
You look run over.
You might want to do something about your hair…it's sticking up like a porcuswine? Oh, wrong word. A porcu…pig? The little animal with the little spikies?
It calms my mind. Forces me to stay focused at the job in my hand.
You need to cut the man some slacks, Ducky.
She tried to rat on us.
How is that for old school slothing.
The Pentagon is rock walling me.
He's chomping out McGee.
You are a broken tape, Gibbs
I've asked Tel Aviv if Captain Mahir is a blimp on their radar.
A fly!
Why haven't you breasted them?
How does a fifteen year old boy go about meeting a coquette?
She asked if you had the calzones for this, yes?
The man is spic and spam.
He's such a… Pimp.
I mean, I'm being treated like a leopard.
He'll be like finding a pin in a haystack.
If the glue sticks.
So this is where a red throat would hand out after being overseas for months.
A chimp!
McGee, you look like you've seen a goat.
I wish to pass with swimming colours.
Is that why we're here? So you can google the girls?
I ran into a stone wall!
Did she give you the cold elbow?
Okay. But you're tying my feet.
Crime scene skills are getting a bit dusty.
Sometimes it is hard to see the jungle through the ferns.
She's probably passed on by now.
Your goose is fried!
I feel like a donkey's butt.
Large time.
…To pass the mustard.
I think we've just been screwed in here, Tony.
There is a Smurf war

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