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Can you correct the Ziva-isms from NCIS?

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You are a broken tape, Gibbs
It's like shooting fish in a pond.
You can't make and omelette without breaking some legs.
He must have taken a kite.
After our last trip to L.A., I do not understand why you would think I would be such an eager platypus, Tony.
Is that why we're here? So you can google the girls?
The man is spic and spam.
She asked if you had the calzones for this, yes?
She claimed Heller was not there but I smelled fish.
So this is where a red throat would hand out after being overseas for months.
There's also someone from Social Security to pick him up.
Crime scene skills are getting a bit dusty.
This woman is a total turd!
Once in a blue lagoon.
Cody was covering his plates.
Black sheep?
He'll be like finding a pin in a haystack.
Does a bear sit in the woods?
How is that for old school slothing.
Ah, American idioms drive me up the hall.
I wanted to shut his pothole two hours ago!
I think we've just been screwed in here, Tony.
She tried to rat on us.
Did she give you the cold elbow?
So now your image is homopubic?
I mean, I'm being treated like a leopard.
I've learned from Gibbs that in certain cases you can attract far more bees with honey.
I wish to pass with swimming colours.
I'm braless.
No wonder he's keeping his cards so close to his breasts.
I've asked Tel Aviv if Captain Mahir is a blimp on their radar.
We have hit a Shamu.
A watched pot… Calls the kettle black!
Large time.
Fragging the computers?
You need to cut the man some slacks, Ducky.
He's chomping out McGee.
Hey, I will make it worth your wow.
Oh, that's when Jenny had you under covers.
What are contraptions?
Sometimes it is hard to see the jungle through the ferns.
The Pentagon is rock walling me.
A fly!
Well, it would not be the first time a murderer tried to throw us up that way.
She's probably passed on by now.
A chimp!
If the glue sticks.
You are such a control geek.
That is total salami!
How does a fifteen year old boy go about meeting a coquette?
Ducky, drip it!
…To pass the mustard.
I ran into a stone wall!
Look who's calling the pot black.
This is going to be like looking for a needle in a needle stack.
We'd be like the homos in those old movies.
Halligan's on the goat..oh no, not goat. Sheep?
Okay. But you're tying my feet.
The Jack she is with is gross.
I think Tony is jerking your brain.
You did not change when your books made you plush.
I feel like a donkey's butt.
his fingers in many eyes.
Do you mind if I grab a bat nap?
There is a Smurf war
Quite the waterfall.
This looks like David Jones' locker.
McGee, you look like you've seen a goat.
Your goose is fried!
He's such a… Pimp.
Did you wake up in the wrong bed this morning?
Why haven't you breasted them?
You look run over.
I don't want him to think I'm sleazy.
And your lawyer is going to try and use her bad taste in men to impregnate her credibility.
It calms my mind. Forces me to stay focused at the job in my hand.
You might want to do something about your hair…it's sticking up like a porcuswine? Oh, wrong word. A porcu…pig? The little animal with the little spikies?

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