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Can you correct the Ziva-isms from NCIS?

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I don't want him to think I'm sleazy.
It's like shooting fish in a pond.
A chimp!
Did she give you the cold elbow?
Look who's calling the pot black.
Crime scene skills are getting a bit dusty.
Why haven't you breasted them?
Well, it would not be the first time a murderer tried to throw us up that way.
You need to cut the man some slacks, Ducky.
You are a broken tape, Gibbs
I ran into a stone wall!
No wonder he's keeping his cards so close to his breasts.
The man is spic and spam.
It calms my mind. Forces me to stay focused at the job in my hand.
This looks like David Jones' locker.
I wanted to shut his pothole two hours ago!
She's probably passed on by now.
Do you mind if I grab a bat nap?
Large time.
Okay. But you're tying my feet.
Fragging the computers?
There's also someone from Social Security to pick him up.
We have hit a Shamu.
Sometimes it is hard to see the jungle through the ferns.
So this is where a red throat would hand out after being overseas for months.
So now your image is homopubic?
Does a bear sit in the woods?
You are such a control geek.
He's chomping out McGee.
I think we've just been screwed in here, Tony.
Halligan's on the goat..oh no, not goat. Sheep?
Once in a blue lagoon.
After our last trip to L.A., I do not understand why you would think I would be such an eager platypus, Tony.
A fly!
He'll be like finding a pin in a haystack.
You can't make and omelette without breaking some legs.
Your goose is fried!
Ah, American idioms drive me up the hall.
Cody was covering his plates.
A watched pot… Calls the kettle black!
If the glue sticks.
Quite the waterfall.
Hey, I will make it worth your wow.
You did not change when your books made you plush.
How is that for old school slothing.
There is a Smurf war
This is going to be like looking for a needle in a needle stack.
Oh, that's when Jenny had you under covers.
How does a fifteen year old boy go about meeting a coquette?
Ducky, drip it!
He must have taken a kite.
I mean, I'm being treated like a leopard.
I wish to pass with swimming colours.
He's such a… Pimp.
You might want to do something about your hair…it's sticking up like a porcuswine? Oh, wrong word. A porcu…pig? The little animal with the little spikies?
The Jack she is with is gross.
Did you wake up in the wrong bed this morning?
his fingers in many eyes.
I've learned from Gibbs that in certain cases you can attract far more bees with honey.
She tried to rat on us.
…To pass the mustard.
That is total salami!
She asked if you had the calzones for this, yes?
I feel like a donkey's butt.
And your lawyer is going to try and use her bad taste in men to impregnate her credibility.
What are contraptions?
I'm braless.
I've asked Tel Aviv if Captain Mahir is a blimp on their radar.
This woman is a total turd!
Is that why we're here? So you can google the girls?
McGee, you look like you've seen a goat.
The Pentagon is rock walling me.
Black sheep?
I think Tony is jerking your brain.
She claimed Heller was not there but I smelled fish.
We'd be like the homos in those old movies.
You look run over.

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