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Can you correct the Ziva-isms from NCIS?

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A fly!
Okay. But you're tying my feet.
That is total salami!
We have hit a Shamu.
She's probably passed on by now.
It's like shooting fish in a pond.
After our last trip to L.A., I do not understand why you would think I would be such an eager platypus, Tony.
He's such a… Pimp.
Ah, American idioms drive me up the hall.
She asked if you had the calzones for this, yes?
There is a Smurf war
Why haven't you breasted them?
Large time.
…To pass the mustard.
I feel like a donkey's butt.
She claimed Heller was not there but I smelled fish.
This woman is a total turd!
I wish to pass with swimming colours.
There's also someone from Social Security to pick him up.
We'd be like the homos in those old movies.
How is that for old school slothing.
How does a fifteen year old boy go about meeting a coquette?
Is that why we're here? So you can google the girls?
Black sheep?
So this is where a red throat would hand out after being overseas for months.
Ducky, drip it!
He'll be like finding a pin in a haystack.
You might want to do something about your hair…it's sticking up like a porcuswine? Oh, wrong word. A porcu…pig? The little animal with the little spikies?
Crime scene skills are getting a bit dusty.
If the glue sticks.
She tried to rat on us.
Fragging the computers?
You did not change when your books made you plush.
Did she give you the cold elbow?
I mean, I'm being treated like a leopard.
The Jack she is with is gross.
Did you wake up in the wrong bed this morning?
I've asked Tel Aviv if Captain Mahir is a blimp on their radar.
I wanted to shut his pothole two hours ago!
Once in a blue lagoon.
Look who's calling the pot black.
Hey, I will make it worth your wow.
You are such a control geek.
I don't want him to think I'm sleazy.
No wonder he's keeping his cards so close to his breasts.
I'm braless.
Halligan's on the goat..oh no, not goat. Sheep?
The Pentagon is rock walling me.
Sometimes it is hard to see the jungle through the ferns.
his fingers in many eyes.
I've learned from Gibbs that in certain cases you can attract far more bees with honey.
Oh, that's when Jenny had you under covers.
A watched pot… Calls the kettle black!
This is going to be like looking for a needle in a needle stack.
I ran into a stone wall!
And your lawyer is going to try and use her bad taste in men to impregnate her credibility.
A chimp!
It calms my mind. Forces me to stay focused at the job in my hand.
The man is spic and spam.
So now your image is homopubic?
You need to cut the man some slacks, Ducky.
Quite the waterfall.
You look run over.
I think we've just been screwed in here, Tony.
Cody was covering his plates.
You can't make and omelette without breaking some legs.
He must have taken a kite.
Well, it would not be the first time a murderer tried to throw us up that way.
He's chomping out McGee.
Do you mind if I grab a bat nap?
You are a broken tape, Gibbs
What are contraptions?
I think Tony is jerking your brain.
McGee, you look like you've seen a goat.
Does a bear sit in the woods?
Your goose is fried!
This looks like David Jones' locker.

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