Quote | Speaker |
'No, no. Jacob is you mother's lover. I watch from the closet dressed as Superman.' | |
'We did something beautiful today. There's nothing more noble and free than the heart of a horse.' | |
'I like your squanch!' | |
'Brad is such a jerk! He always has to prove what a 'man' he is.' | |
'Life is effort and I'll stop when I die!' | |
'Everything's black. I can't see a thing! I also can't feel anything either, did I mention that?' | |
'The road your father and I walked together is soaked deeply with the blood of both friends and enemies.' | |
'You stupid, pathetic, white... white, uh... white guilt, milquetoast piece of human garbage.' | |
'My lust... My greed! I deserve this!' | |
'Rick... Sanchez... Unity's spoken of you.' | |
'I throw balls far. You want good words, date a languager.' | |
'Where are my testicles, Summer?' | |
'I like to dance...on the graves of my enemies!' | |
'You are my seed, my worm, my earliness, and my lack of cats.' | |
'You can run, but you can't hide, b*tch!' | |
'The thing people call 'love' is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed.' | |
'I will kill anyone, anywhere. Children, animals, old people, doesn't matter. I just love killin'.' | |
'Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody's gonna die.' | |
'The Flu Season Dance is about awareness, not celebration. You don't bring dead babies to Passover.' | |
'Calling me [character name] is like calling a Chinese person 'Asia-face'!' | |
'Prepare to be emancipated from your own inferior genes!' | |
'Would you like to ride the bone train?' | |
'Fast food gives people diabetes and clothing stores use sweatshops. Is there a company hiring teenagers that isn't evil?' | |
'I can't take it anymore! I just wanna die!' | |
'You use my universe to power your car?!' | |
'Is this what bleedin' to death is? ...I thought it wasn't supposed to hurt...' | |
'Thank you, Morty. You are not like other carbon-based life forms.' | |
'I just want to go back to Hell, where everyone thinks I'm smart and funny.' | |
'When we met, I was a young hive mind with the population of a small town.' | |
'If your father and I achieved our dreams, there's a chance you weren't even born.' | |
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