Television Quiz / Rick and Morty Quotes

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'No, no. Jacob is you mother's lover. I watch from the closet dressed as Superman.'
'We did something beautiful today. There's nothing more noble and free than the heart of a horse.'
'I like your squanch!'
'Brad is such a jerk! He always has to prove what a 'man' he is.'
'Life is effort and I'll stop when I die!'
'Everything's black. I can't see a thing! I also can't feel anything either, did I mention that?'
'The road your father and I walked together is soaked deeply with the blood of both friends and enemies.'
'You stupid, pathetic, white... white, uh... white guilt, milquetoast piece of human garbage.'
'My lust... My greed! I deserve this!'
'Rick... Sanchez... Unity's spoken of you.'
'I throw balls far. You want good words, date a languager.'
'Where are my testicles, Summer?'
'I like to dance...on the graves of my enemies!'
'You are my seed, my worm, my earliness, and my lack of cats.'
'You can run, but you can't hide, b*tch!'
'The thing people call 'love' is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed.'
'I will kill anyone, anywhere. Children, animals, old people, doesn't matter. I just love killin'.'
'Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody's gonna die.'
'The Flu Season Dance is about awareness, not celebration. You don't bring dead babies to Passover.'
'Calling me [character name] is like calling a Chinese person 'Asia-face'!'
'Prepare to be emancipated from your own inferior genes!'
'Would you like to ride the bone train?'
'Fast food gives people diabetes and clothing stores use sweatshops. Is there a company hiring teenagers that isn't evil?'
'I can't take it anymore! I just wanna die!'
'You use my universe to power your car?!'
'Is this what bleedin' to death is? ...I thought it wasn't supposed to hurt...'
'Thank you, Morty. You are not like other carbon-based life forms.'
'I just want to go back to Hell, where everyone thinks I'm smart and funny.'
'When we met, I was a young hive mind with the population of a small town.'
'If your father and I achieved our dreams, there's a chance you weren't even born.'
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