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'Would you like to ride the bone train?'
'Prepare to be emancipated from your own inferior genes!'
'You use my universe to power your car?!'
'I like to dance...on the graves of my enemies!'
'Fast food gives people diabetes and clothing stores use sweatshops. Is there a company hiring teenagers that isn't evil?'
'I like your squanch!'
'You stupid, pathetic, white... white, uh... white guilt, milquetoast piece of human garbage.'
'I will kill anyone, anywhere. Children, animals, old people, doesn't matter. I just love killin'.'
'I throw balls far. You want good words, date a languager.'
'No, no. Jacob is you mother's lover. I watch from the closet dressed as Superman.'
'The thing people call 'love' is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed.'
'Thank you, Morty. You are not like other carbon-based life forms.'
'I just want to go back to Hell, where everyone thinks I'm smart and funny.'
'Life is effort and I'll stop when I die!'
'We did something beautiful today. There's nothing more noble and free than the heart of a horse.'
'Is this what bleedin' to death is? ...I thought it wasn't supposed to hurt...'
'Where are my testicles, Summer?'
'Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody's gonna die.'
'The Flu Season Dance is about awareness, not celebration. You don't bring dead babies to Passover.'
'You are my seed, my worm, my earliness, and my lack of cats.'
'I can't take it anymore! I just wanna die!'
'My lust... My greed! I deserve this!'
'Everything's black. I can't see a thing! I also can't feel anything either, did I mention that?'
'Rick... Sanchez... Unity's spoken of you.'
'When we met, I was a young hive mind with the population of a small town.'
'Brad is such a jerk! He always has to prove what a 'man' he is.'
'The road your father and I walked together is soaked deeply with the blood of both friends and enemies.'
'Calling me [character name] is like calling a Chinese person 'Asia-face'!'
'You can run, but you can't hide, b*tch!'
'If your father and I achieved our dreams, there's a chance you weren't even born.'

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