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'Is this what bleedin' to death is? ...I thought it wasn't supposed to hurt...'
'The Flu Season Dance is about awareness, not celebration. You don't bring dead babies to Passover.'
'I like your squanch!'
'My lust... My greed! I deserve this!'
'Where are my testicles, Summer?'
'No, no. Jacob is you mother's lover. I watch from the closet dressed as Superman.'
'You stupid, pathetic, white... white, uh... white guilt, milquetoast piece of human garbage.'
'Fast food gives people diabetes and clothing stores use sweatshops. Is there a company hiring teenagers that isn't evil?'
'Prepare to be emancipated from your own inferior genes!'
'Everything's black. I can't see a thing! I also can't feel anything either, did I mention that?'
'Life is effort and I'll stop when I die!'
'Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody's gonna die.'
'We did something beautiful today. There's nothing more noble and free than the heart of a horse.'
'You use my universe to power your car?!'
'Thank you, Morty. You are not like other carbon-based life forms.'
'Rick... Sanchez... Unity's spoken of you.'
'I just want to go back to Hell, where everyone thinks I'm smart and funny.'
'When we met, I was a young hive mind with the population of a small town.'
'I will kill anyone, anywhere. Children, animals, old people, doesn't matter. I just love killin'.'
'The road your father and I walked together is soaked deeply with the blood of both friends and enemies.'
'Brad is such a jerk! He always has to prove what a 'man' he is.'
'If your father and I achieved our dreams, there's a chance you weren't even born.'
'I throw balls far. You want good words, date a languager.'
'You are my seed, my worm, my earliness, and my lack of cats.'
'Calling me [character name] is like calling a Chinese person 'Asia-face'!'
'Would you like to ride the bone train?'
'I can't take it anymore! I just wanna die!'
'You can run, but you can't hide, b*tch!'
'The thing people call 'love' is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed.'
'I like to dance...on the graves of my enemies!'

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