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'If your father and I achieved our dreams, there's a chance you weren't even born.'
'You can run, but you can't hide, b*tch!'
'No, no. Jacob is you mother's lover. I watch from the closet dressed as Superman.'
'Prepare to be emancipated from your own inferior genes!'
'Rick... Sanchez... Unity's spoken of you.'
'We did something beautiful today. There's nothing more noble and free than the heart of a horse.'
'I will kill anyone, anywhere. Children, animals, old people, doesn't matter. I just love killin'.'
'When we met, I was a young hive mind with the population of a small town.'
'Thank you, Morty. You are not like other carbon-based life forms.'
'Calling me [character name] is like calling a Chinese person 'Asia-face'!'
'You stupid, pathetic, white... white, uh... white guilt, milquetoast piece of human garbage.'
'Would you like to ride the bone train?'
'I like your squanch!'
'Where are my testicles, Summer?'
'I throw balls far. You want good words, date a languager.'
'The road your father and I walked together is soaked deeply with the blood of both friends and enemies.'
'Everything's black. I can't see a thing! I also can't feel anything either, did I mention that?'
'Fast food gives people diabetes and clothing stores use sweatshops. Is there a company hiring teenagers that isn't evil?'
'Life is effort and I'll stop when I die!'
'Brad is such a jerk! He always has to prove what a 'man' he is.'
'My lust... My greed! I deserve this!'
'Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody's gonna die.'
'I just want to go back to Hell, where everyone thinks I'm smart and funny.'
'The thing people call 'love' is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed.'
'The Flu Season Dance is about awareness, not celebration. You don't bring dead babies to Passover.'
'I can't take it anymore! I just wanna die!'
'I like to dance...on the graves of my enemies!'
'You are my seed, my worm, my earliness, and my lack of cats.'
'Is this what bleedin' to death is? ...I thought it wasn't supposed to hurt...'
'You use my universe to power your car?!'

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