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'Where are my testicles, Summer?'
'I like to dance...on the graves of my enemies!'
'You use my universe to power your car?!'
'Would you like to ride the bone train?'
'I like your squanch!'
'Calling me [character name] is like calling a Chinese person 'Asia-face'!'
'The Flu Season Dance is about awareness, not celebration. You don't bring dead babies to Passover.'
'We did something beautiful today. There's nothing more noble and free than the heart of a horse.'
'I will kill anyone, anywhere. Children, animals, old people, doesn't matter. I just love killin'.'
'You are my seed, my worm, my earliness, and my lack of cats.'
'When we met, I was a young hive mind with the population of a small town.'
'You can run, but you can't hide, b*tch!'
'You stupid, pathetic, white... white, uh... white guilt, milquetoast piece of human garbage.'
'The thing people call 'love' is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed.'
'Is this what bleedin' to death is? ...I thought it wasn't supposed to hurt...'
'Fast food gives people diabetes and clothing stores use sweatshops. Is there a company hiring teenagers that isn't evil?'
'If your father and I achieved our dreams, there's a chance you weren't even born.'
'Brad is such a jerk! He always has to prove what a 'man' he is.'
'Life is effort and I'll stop when I die!'
'My lust... My greed! I deserve this!'
'The road your father and I walked together is soaked deeply with the blood of both friends and enemies.'
'Prepare to be emancipated from your own inferior genes!'
'No, no. Jacob is you mother's lover. I watch from the closet dressed as Superman.'
'I can't take it anymore! I just wanna die!'
'Thank you, Morty. You are not like other carbon-based life forms.'
'I just want to go back to Hell, where everyone thinks I'm smart and funny.'
'Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody's gonna die.'
'Everything's black. I can't see a thing! I also can't feel anything either, did I mention that?'
'Rick... Sanchez... Unity's spoken of you.'
'I throw balls far. You want good words, date a languager.'

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