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'That's why I don't eat lobster or anything because they're alive when you kill it.'
'In New York I take shots with the owners after I beat b****es up.'
'Me and Sam actually leave around like 4 o’clock, we’ve been here since 12 o’clock, 5 hours is like enough.'
'He’s a really good guy. That’s the kind of guy I need in my life. I think his name is Ron.' [it was Russ]
'Saturday night, I'm going to Headliners, I'm looking to have more of a classy night tonight.'
'I am all natural. I have real boobs. I have a nice fat ass. Look at this sh*t, I mean, come on, I'm hot.'
'I am like a praying mantis, after I have sex with a guy I will rip their heads off.'
'I’m gonna break it down dancing, I love the beats, I got my creepy patent move.'
'You only learn, you grow, you move on, you have to push through every situation that you’re in.'
'With me and Sam, it’s not a matter of if she wants to hook up with me; it’s a matter of just when I decide.'
'I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet, but do not f*ck with me.'
'You gotta stay fresh-to-death I call it - fresh outfit, fresh haircut, fresh tan, just stay fresh.'
'These kids are robots... Gym, Tanning, Laundry... that's how they make the guidos.'
'I feel like this job is beneath me, I'm a bartender. I do, like, great things.'
'I’m like “chill out, Freckles McGee.'
'It’s like we beat up that beat.'

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