Austria.
How was your day?
The alarm alone cost me 200.
I was robbed by a little old lady in a motorized cart.
Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano.
'Gas Man'.
Quick, toss some salt over your right shoulder.
I can’t stop going once I’ve started.
You'd keep your mouth shut if you know it's good for ya, buddy!
Lloyd: Felcher, from Cranston? Harry: Yeah, you know her?
Get off the phone!
Hey, you want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?
Harry: Skis huh? Beth: That's right. Harry: Great. They yours?
I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Look at the butt on that.
We can be classy and sophistic …
Harry: Nice set of hooters you got there. Mary: I beg your pardon?
No way! That's great!
I'd say more like one out of a million.
Mary and I went skiing, we made a snowman, she touched my leg.
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