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To me you are the teacher in the Charlie Brown Cartoon.S1E3 - Kill Me Now
You could try stunting her growth, keeping her in a box, blowing cigarette smoke on her.S1E5 - Cinnamon's Wake
Yes, she likes me, but you're her best friend, and if you don't like me, I won't get anywhere.S1E7 Kiss and Tell
Time's were simpler, kids didn't have sex, neighbors knew each other. It's a friggin' fairy tale. Things sucked then too, they just sucked without indoor plumbing.S1E8 - Love and War and Snow
Maybe you are more of a worker bee, a follower, a ticket ripper, or the man at the concert with the orange glow stick directing you where to park.S1E12 - Double Date
When standards slip, families flee and in comes the seedy crowd. You got trouble, my friends.S1E14 - That Damn Donna Reid
If you say there's no reason for the mood, then there's no reason for the mood. You're simply nuts.S1E16 - Star-Crossed Lovers and Other Strangers
I'll be dead tomorrow. I plan on flinging myself off the roof tonight right in the middle of Pittie Salinger's opening speech.S1E20 - P.S. I Lo...
His head is shaped like a football. If he fell asleep in the park, someone would try to punt him.S2E1 - Sadie, Sadie
You take three left turns and you're back in the center of town.S2E5 - Nick&Nora/Sid&Nancy
A tiny little ice cream package just big enough for two. Hey, are you guys gonna feed each other, cause that's just so darn cuteS2E16 - There's the Rub
Please, please don't talk her out of these things! I do not want to die without seeing midgets dancing with a mushroom.S2E17 - Dead Uncles and Vegetables
She doesn't have the baseball bat in her hands, does she?S2E18 - Back in the Saddle Again
Well, first I read the sign and then I tried the door in case it was some sort of elaborate ruse.S2E20 - Help Wanted
That's a long-term investment. Don't touch it for thirty years and you're looking for 45 dollars.S2E21 - Lorelai's Graduation Day
'Cause I'm so damn lonely not even Animal Planet does it for me anymore.S2E22 - I Can't Get Started
Oh good, just in time. Kirk here is about to tell us the difference between cows and humans.S3E1 - Those Lazy-Hazy-Crazy Days
You go off to Washington and then nothing and you're all put out cause I didn't sit here and wait for you like Dean would have done.S3E2 - Haunted Leg
In the old days, a woman would never consider doing that in public. They’d go find a barn or a cave or something. I mean, it’s indecent.S3E5 - Eight O'Clock at the Oasis
Everyone can see it, Rory! Everyone. And I’m tired, but I’m over it, so go ahead, go. Be together. There’s nothing standing in your way now, ‘cause I’m out.S3E7 - They Shoot Gilmores Don't They?
Oh, wonderful. I was getting so tired of being American, day after day after day.S3E8 - Let the Games Begin
They're just a little numb. But I've got these Kurt Cobain calluses now, how cool is that?S3E9 - A Deep Fried Korean Thanksgiving
On the side of what? On the side of the burgers, on the side of the sandwiches, or on the side of the road where the ditch I’m gonna dump your body into is?S3E13 - Dear Emily and Richard
Well, it's a little bigger than a basketball player. Just keep a really big basketball player between us.S3E19 - Keg![answer]!
I enjoy playing those hymns on my guitar, and I really, really want to take your daughter to the prom.S3E20 - Say Goodnight Gracie
I would marry the beach if man and property were allowed to mate.S3E21 - Here Comes the Sun
All you need is six dancing penguins and Mary Poppins floating in the corner to bring back two of the worst hours of my childhood.S4E1 - Ballrooms and Biscotti
Dave is dead to me. Comprendo? Dead. Cover the mirror, rip a shirt, that guy doesn't exist.S4E4 - Chicken or Beef
I don't waltz at all. It's embarrassing and a little gay.S4E6 - An Affair to Remember
He was, in addition to being a complete nincompoop, rather a chubby lad. So one night, we tied him in between two mattresses and threw him out the window.S4E9 - Ted Kopple's Big Night Out
I need a ride. I’m in Lichtfield, the corner of Mason and Pine. It’s a big white building, you’ll recognize it by the police sign outside, ’cause oh hell, I’m in jailS4E17 - Girls in Bikins, Boys Doin' the Twist
Patience is a virtue.S4E19 - Afterboom
Far be it from me to expect reason and common sense to triumph above youthful omniscience, so for today, we shall stop until next week.S4E20 - Luke Can See Her Face
It's like a marketing thing. Don't call 'em 'tights.' You guys don't want to wear 'tights.' Call 'em 'air pants.'S4E21 - Last Week's Fights, This Week's Tights
I got your doors.S4E22 - Raincoats and Recipes
This feud of ours has now reached comical heights that… Charlie Chaplin, himself, would find hilarious, and he's dead.S5E1 - Say Goodbye to Daisy Miller
It's your choice, Ace. People can live a hundred years without really living for a minute. You climb up here with me, it's one less minute you haven't lived.S5E7 - You Jump I Jump Jack
Because drinking is bad. It's very, very bad and we're bad for doing it.S5E8 - The Party's Over
College is breaking my spirit. Every single day, telling me things I don't know. It's making me feel stupid.S5E9 - Emily Says Hello
Toying with these boys like this. They used to have pride. They used to have dignity. They used to have balls. Damn it, Gilmore! Give them back their balls.S5E10 - But Not as Cute as Pushkin
Bankruptcy will be fun and different. Be sure to file for it while it’s snowing, won’t you? We’ll go down to bankruptcy court in a horse-drawn sleigh.S5E11 - Women of Questionable Morals
You look so hot when you find me annoying.S5E14 - Jews and Chinese Food
I'm loving this blackened Cajun bread Luke made for me. I didn't even ask for it.S5E15 - So...Good Talk
Remember my brother Bo? ...He thinks you're a nympho.S6E4 - Always a Godmother Never a God
A jungle gym license. If I want kids to playin' on my urn, no one's gonna tell me I need a license.S6E6 - Welcome to the Dolhouse
I paid 40 thousand dollars to redecorate her sex-house. I bought a her a sex mattress. Her sex-box springs.S6E7 - Twenty-One is the Lonliest Number
This isn't you! This! You going out with this jerk? With a Porsche? We made fun of guys like this!S6E8 - Let Me Hear Your Balalaikas Ringing Out
You're too unmaterialistic I've always thought that about you.S6E10 - He's Slippin' 'Em Bread...Dig?
I want to get the healthy glow of someone who goes consistently to the gym without actually having to go of course.S6E16 - Bridesmaids Revisited
I'd... keep the back cover, everything else goes!S6E18 - The Real Paul Anka
Well I told you not to serve spaghetti and meatballs. They always fight when you serve spaghetti and meatballs.S6E21 - Driving Miss Gilmore
Now that's rather cynical, who's to say I'm not doing something here that will surprise and delight you?S7E1 - The Long Morrow
You may not see that right now but I do. And if I have to wait until we're both 80 years old for you to see it then I'll wait. I'm not going anywhere. This is it for me.S7E3 - Lorelai's First Cotillion
Your mother's in jail?S7E4 - S'Wonderful, S'Marvelous
She looked me straight in the eye and said, 'When I grow up, I'm going to marry Tip O'Neill!S7E9 - Knit, People, Knit!
You can still be a person and you can still be rock and roll. Having babies doesn't mean you can't be rock and roll!S7E11 - Santa's Secret Stuff
All in all,I think I'd rather be in Philadelphia.S7E13 - I'd Rather Be in Philadelphia
Are you insinuating that a hen could mate with an ostrich?S7E15 - I'm a Kayak, Hear Me Roar
Me and lactose are bros.S7E18 - Hay Bale Maze
Sports cars don't think they're better than other cars! Okay? Hatchbacks do not have SUV inferiority complexes!S7E19 - It's Just Like Riding a Bike

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