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I didn't get the annulment. We're still married. Don't tell Rachel. Okay, see you later...Friends
Hi-ho,silver, away. The Lone Ranger
Is that your final answer?Who Wants to be a Millionaire
Listen! The Fonz is gonna jump a shark! Happy Days
Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Star Trek
Come on down! You're the next contestant on '[*SHOW NAME*].' Price is Right
Thanks, Niles. You are a good brother and a credit to the psychiatric profession.Frasier
No soup for you!Seinfeld
You know, there's one thing dumber than a squirrel... -and that's a sponge! I mean, look at me! I got no bones!SpongeBob SquarePants
Tim is at his most romantic during the Dollar Days sale at Sears. All I have to do is wear a negligee and hold up a tool catalogue.Home Improvement
I'm your Vitameatavegamin Girl. Are you tired, run down, listless? Do you pop out at parties? Are you unpoopular? I Love Lucy
Gee Wally, that's swell. Leave it to Beaver
The code of the schoolyard, Marge! Let's see; don't tattle, always make fun of those different from you, never say anything unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same way.The Simpsons
Every sport has had an icon who transcends the game. Boxing had Ali, basketball had Jordan, and the sport of sleeping with random hotties has my next guest, Mr Barney StinsonHow I Met Your Mother
You are traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land of imagination.The Twilight Zone
You can't tell Cory and Topanga what to do. I've been trying to do that since the first grade.Boy Meets World
Sue Ellen, you're not a wife, you're not a mother, and you sure as hell are not a Ewing! Dallas
Koothrapalli's going to wet himself, I'm going to throw up, Sheldon's going to run away, and you're going to die. Shall we synchronize our watches?Big Bang Theory
I happen to love my wife, Al. Oh, God. What am I going to tell Marcy? What if she leaves me? Who'll have me? A bald banker.Married...with Children
Ladies and gentlemen, the story you are about to see is true. The names have been changed to protect the innocent. Dragnet
Mr. Sheffield, the only thing that Andrew Lloyd Webber has that you don't is a middle name.The Nanny
You being colored, I know you had no choice in that. But what ever made you turn Jew?All in the Family
I am going to need something to kill time before my second beer. How about a first one?Cheers
I mean, you're a doctor and Mom's a lawyer, but I don't love you any less because you're my dad.The Cosby Show
There's two kinds of doctors: the kind that get rid of their feelings and the kind that hold on to them. If you hold on to your feelings you're going to get sick once in a while.ER
This is the story of two sisters. Jessica Tate and Mary Campbell. These are the Tates, and these are the Campbells, and this is [*SHOW NAME*].Soap
I always like to think that our little newsroom was one big happy family. In my innocence, little did I suspect we'd be harboring a backstabber in our very bosom.The Mary Tyler Moore Show
Hang onto your brains, fellow babies, this is Doctor Johnny Fever and have I got a contest for you! First prize is, you don't have to die! Second prize, a pocket comb!WKRP in Cincinnati
Now Maddie, I don't want you to panic but there is a dead man in the back of the car.Moonlighting
If my parents move to Lanford, I'm going to be sleeping on a cot for the rest of my life because I'm going to be in prison for blowing them away.Roseanne
I work hard all day, too, and what do I get? A lot of yak from you. You at least get out everyday, see things, talk to people. I never get out of this cave.The Flintstones
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Where is that nincompoop Badenov? Who is this? Rocky and His Friends
Uh uh. Sorry, Slimy, time for sleep now. So close your eyes and dream of all the wonderful Trash that's yet to come. Sesame Street
Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.The Office
And here he is, the one, the only: Groucho!You Bet Your Life
Har har, hardee har har! The Honeymooners
I just don't know why they're shooting at us. All we want to do is bring them democracy and white bread. Transplant the American Dream.M*A*S*H
Most people associate hospitals with disease. I think of romance. But that's another story. St. Elsewhere
If you're gonna to use that gun, you better start on me. Gunsmoke
Listen, for years people goin' around saying, 'Black is beautiful.' They took one look at your family and said, 'Hold everything!' Sanford and Son
Oh, I know, I just never been a really good flyer. My husband keeps reminding me that planes wanna be in the air.Lost
You’re breaking union rules. Our insurance doesn’t cover any of this. And you’re potentially infringing on Warner Brothers intellectual property. Shut this down!30 Rock
'You leave me little notes on my pillow. I told you a hundred-and-sixty-eight times I can't .. stand .. little notes on my pillow! 'We are all out of Corn Flakes. -F.U.'The Odd Couple
It's this building... it makes people nuts. It must be something in the water, something to do with the pool. Come to think of it, I was normal when I moved in. Melrose Place
You're tough, Bill.You're the toughest Army barber I know.King of the Hill
Okay, you have got to stop calling your nose the Super Smeller. If you want to name a body part, man, name your butt. Call it the Tight-Bouncer or the Hexagon.Psych
Now here at the Rock we have two rules. Memorize them until you can say them in your sleep. Rule number one: obey all rules. Rule number two: no writing on the walls. The Andy Griffith Show
This gun was handcrafted to my specifications and I rarely draw it unless I mean to use it. Would you care for a demonstration? Have Gun - Will Travel
When the other little kids played hide and seek, Little Milby started his first business. The Beverly Hillbillies
We're a little late, so good night, folks.The Jack Benny Program
Hey, Joe, do you know the difference between a table and an ottoman? Bonanza
O'Reilly, I have seen more intelligent creatures than you lying on their backs at the bottoms of ponds. I never want to see you or any of your men in my hotel again.Fawlty Towers
See, Lindsay. Nothing 'bout you and me should ever be rushed. I made that mistake before, but I'm not gonna make it with you. Cause we've got time.Freaks and Geeks
Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Chief Constable There'samanbehindyou.Monty Python's Flying Circus
Is there anybody in Rome who has not slept with my daughter?I, Claudius
I don't believe that man was made to be controlled by machines. Machines can make laws but they can not preserve justice. Only human beings can do that.Doctor Who
Welcome to Swineville, Peter, a happy, sleepy, little hillbilly town where seemingly innocent, nice, naive people turn just like that to a vengeful, hateful mob.The Monkees
Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it. Don't wait for it. Just let it happen.Twin Peaks
Al if you're not dead and already moldering I send news to revive you. A fish to rival the fabled Leviathan has swum into our waters. Get well soon and we'll land the @# together.Deadwood
There are songs to sing, there are feelings to feel, there are thoughts to think. That makes three things, and you can't do three things at the same time. The singing is easy.The Singing Detective
I don't remember killing Dr. Loveless. Artie, did you...? Brideshead Revisited

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