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Hi-ho,silver, away. | |
We're a little late, so good night, folks. | |
I'm your Vitameatavegamin Girl. Are you tired, run down, listless? Do you pop out at parties? Are you unpoopular? | |
Ladies and gentlemen, the story you are about to see is true. The names have been changed to protect the innocent. | |
And here he is, the one, the only: Groucho! | |
If you're gonna to use that gun, you better start on me. | |
Har har, hardee har har! | |
Gee Wally, that's swell. | |
This gun was handcrafted to my specifications and I rarely draw it unless I mean to use it. Would you care for a demonstration? | |
Where is that nincompoop Badenov? Who is this? | |
Now here at the Rock we have two rules. Memorize them until you can say them in your sleep. Rule number one: obey all rules. Rule number two: no writing on the walls. | |
I work hard all day, too, and what do I get? A lot of yak from you. You at least get out everyday, see things, talk to people. I never get out of this cave. | |
You are traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land of imagination. | |
When the other little kids played hide and seek, Little Milby started his first business. | |
I don't believe that man was made to be controlled by machines. Machines can make laws but they can not preserve justice. Only human beings can do that. | |
Hey, Joe, do you know the difference between a table and an ottoman? | |
Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. | |
Welcome to Swineville, Peter, a happy, sleepy, little hillbilly town where seemingly innocent, nice, naive people turn just like that to a vengeful, hateful mob. | |
'You leave me little notes on my pillow. I told you a hundred-and-sixty-eight times I can't .. stand .. little notes on my pillow! 'We are all out of Corn Flakes. -F.U.' | |
Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Chief Constable There'samanbehindyou. | |
I always like to think that our little newsroom was one big happy family. In my innocence, little did I suspect we'd be harboring a backstabber in our very bosom. | |
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Uh uh. Sorry, Slimy, time for sleep now. So close your eyes and dream of all the wonderful Trash that's yet to come. | |
You being colored, I know you had no choice in that. But what ever made you turn Jew? | |
Listen, for years people goin' around saying, 'Black is beautiful.' They took one look at your family and said, 'Hold everything!' | |
I just don't know why they're shooting at us. All we want to do is bring them democracy and white bread. Transplant the American Dream. | |
O'Reilly, I have seen more intelligent creatures than you lying on their backs at the bottoms of ponds. I never want to see you or any of your men in my hotel again. | |
Is there anybody in Rome who has not slept with my daughter? | |
Listen! The Fonz is gonna jump a shark! | |
Hang onto your brains, fellow babies, this is Doctor Johnny Fever and have I got a contest for you! First prize is, you don't have to die! Second prize, a pocket comb! | |
Sue Ellen, you're not a wife, you're not a mother, and you sure as hell are not a Ewing! | |
This is the story of two sisters. Jessica Tate and Mary Campbell. These are the Tates, and these are the Campbells, and this is [*SHOW NAME*]. | |
I don't remember killing Dr. Loveless. Artie, did you...? | |
Most people associate hospitals with disease. I think of romance. But that's another story. | |
I am going to need something to kill time before my second beer. How about a first one? | |
I mean, you're a doctor and Mom's a lawyer, but I don't love you any less because you're my dad. | |
Now Maddie, I don't want you to panic but there is a dead man in the back of the car. | |
There are songs to sing, there are feelings to feel, there are thoughts to think. That makes three things, and you can't do three things at the same time. The singing is easy. | |
Come on down! You're the next contestant on '[*SHOW NAME*].' | |
If my parents move to Lanford, I'm going to be sleeping on a cot for the rest of my life because I'm going to be in prison for blowing them away. | |
I happen to love my wife, Al. Oh, God. What am I going to tell Marcy? What if she leaves me? Who'll have me? A bald banker. | |
The code of the schoolyard, Marge! Let's see; don't tattle, always make fun of those different from you, never say anything unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same way. | |
Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it. Don't wait for it. Just let it happen. | |
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It's this building... it makes people nuts. It must be something in the water, something to do with the pool. Come to think of it, I was normal when I moved in. | |
Thanks, Niles. You are a good brother and a credit to the psychiatric profession. | |
Tim is at his most romantic during the Dollar Days sale at Sears. All I have to do is wear a negligee and hold up a tool catalogue. | |
No soup for you! | |
Mr. Sheffield, the only thing that Andrew Lloyd Webber has that you don't is a middle name. | |
You're tough, Bill.You're the toughest Army barber I know. | |
You can't tell Cory and Topanga what to do. I've been trying to do that since the first grade. | |
I didn't get the annulment. We're still married. Don't tell Rachel. Okay, see you later... | |
See, Lindsay. Nothing 'bout you and me should ever be rushed. I made that mistake before, but I'm not gonna make it with you. Cause we've got time. | |
You know, there's one thing dumber than a squirrel... -and that's a sponge! I mean, look at me! I got no bones! | |
There's two kinds of doctors: the kind that get rid of their feelings and the kind that hold on to them. If you hold on to your feelings you're going to get sick once in a while. | |
Is that your final answer? | |
Oh, I know, I just never been a really good flyer. My husband keeps reminding me that planes wanna be in the air. | |
Al if you're not dead and already moldering I send news to revive you. A fish to rival the fabled Leviathan has swum into our waters. Get well soon and we'll land the @# together. | |
Okay, you have got to stop calling your nose the Super Smeller. If you want to name a body part, man, name your butt. Call it the Tight-Bouncer or the Hexagon. | |
Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. | |
You’re breaking union rules. Our insurance doesn’t cover any of this. And you’re potentially infringing on Warner Brothers intellectual property. Shut this down! | |
Koothrapalli's going to wet himself, I'm going to throw up, Sheldon's going to run away, and you're going to die. Shall we synchronize our watches? | |
Every sport has had an icon who transcends the game. Boxing had Ali, basketball had Jordan, and the sport of sleeping with random hotties has my next guest, Mr Barney Stinson | |
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