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The Stand had no legs, and this author spent his time in a throne room.
The Crucible was burned at the stake, so this playwright made a living grinding grain into flour instead.
Three Lives were never lived, and this author spent her days drinking at Oktoberfest.
Ship of Fools was never afloat, so this author worked as a doorperson.
Without a Time Machine, this author passed the time digging shafts to reach water.
The Neon Bible was too fluorescent, and this author became a handyman.
His short stories were too long, so this author travelled around on Thanksgiving slicing turkeys.
James never found his giant peach and this author became a Barbie enthusiast.
The road was not taken, and this poet spent his days in a bakery icing cakes.
Henderson the Rain King came upon a drought, and this author just yelled and yelled about it.
Mrs Dalloway never made it to her soiree, and this author took on a lupine zoologist position.
The Da Vinci Code was never decrypted, so this author worked in a restaurant searing meats.
Alice never went through the looking glass, so this author sang door-to-door around Christmas time.
Peter Rabbit never made it to Mr. McGregor's garden, so this author crafted clayware for the rest of her days.
The interview with a vampire was cancelled, so this author rolled sushi to pay the bills.
Her romance novels couldn't catch on, and this author burgled her way through life.
Busytown stayed too laid back, and this author spooked his neighbours in a haunted house.
The Notebook had no pages, and this author took a job at the electric company.
This author couldn't think positive, and ended up working in a cafeteria removing potato skins.
A Brief History of Time was too long, and this author put food on the table using raptorial birds to hunt.
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