| Quote | Wilde/Zappa |
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| The United States is a nation of laws, badly written and randomly enforced. | |
| My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can. | |
| Take the Kama Sutra. How many people died from the Kama Sutra as opposed to the Bible? Who wins? | |
| There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it's going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it. | |
| No good deed goes unpunished. | |
| The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple. | |
| I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there. | |
| Tobacco is my favorite vegetable. | |
| I am not young enough to know everything | |
| I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. | |
| Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. | |
| Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best. | |
| So many books, so little time. | |
| I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. | |
| Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible. | |
| The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple. | |
| I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there. | |
| The United States is a nation of laws, badly written and randomly enforced. | |
| There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it's going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it. | |
| Tobacco is my favorite vegetable. | |
| My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can. | |
| The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. | |
| You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit. | |
| Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. | |
| I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. | |
| No good deed goes unpunished. | |
| I have nothing to declare except my genius. | |
| Jazz isn't dead. It just smells funny. | |
| Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. | |
| I am not young enough to know everything | |
| Take the Kama Sutra. How many people died from the Kama Sutra as opposed to the Bible? Who wins? | |
| A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open. | |
| It's better to have something to remember than anything to regret. | |
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