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But I'm not good at anything, Mom.
It's about time, Benny, my clothes are goin' outta style.
Hey, Smalls, you want a s'more?
Oh yeah, the Great Bambino. Of course! I thought you said the Great Bambi.
Where did your old man get that ball?
The kid is a L7 weenie.
You call that pitching?
Remember, kid, there's heroes and there's legends.
How do I catch it?
You bob for apples in the toilet! And you like it!
But it was signed by Babe Ruth!
Did you plan that?
I've been coming here every summer of my adult life, and every summer there she is oiling and lotioning, lotioning and oiling, smiling...
You were all leaving, so I thought I'd hop the-
Got a fireplace?
Is that your sister out there in left field...
I take it back. You're not in trouble...
Man, this is baseball, you gotta stop thinking!
And when Mr. Mertle asked how long he had to keep the dog chained up like a slave, the police chief said...
I haven't had anything yet, so how can I have some more of nothing?
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