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It should be noted that at a mere ten years old, Jane's passions include, in no particular order:
Nausea and fainting spell solved. You're pregnant.
Happy to be here. Proud to be representing the male point of view.
I'm almost at the finish line with college. I got a good job. I'm engaged to a great guy.
I've got a 15 minute break coming up.
Part of Michael wanted to tell Jane everything right then and there, not go any deeper, not let this thing snowball.
I was accidentally inseminated, but I'm actually still a virgin.
Observe Jane between a rock and hard place.
You're disgusting, Tom.
Wow, what did you pray for?
Looks like I'll be teaching at a Catholic high school.
So I thought, a car. You have so much going on.
I asked for my salad to be slightly dressed. This is just dressed. My potatoes are cold, there's a smudge on my knife, and…
I'm Nora. This is my husband Ben.
Now, you know, some people believe, because I'm a pregnant virgin, that I can grant miracles.
When I was in the sweat lodge, drinking my tea, throwing up, being guided by my shaman, I kept seeing your face.
#GoRo. #RogelioMyBrogelio.
Could I have some more pretzels?
I need this job.
Surprisingly, Luisa had actually been enjoying her time in the mental hospital.
Okay, let's skip over the fact that Jane's a pregnant virgin.
Some people don't like to kiss after garlic. I don't have that problem
As father and daughter, we will conquer Hollywood together, much like Jon Voight and Angelina Jolie
Is that supposed to make me feel better? That you meant to throw acid at my mother?
What's going on here? Are you becoming a traveling salesman?
What do you think I'm doing?
It's all marketing, all right? They act like you need all this stuff, when really, you just…
Well, then, I want the Orange is the New Black version.
This is Rogelio De La Vega.
I don't even know where his remains are.
His diet needs to be closely monitored, as well as his assorted rashes.
Then, after about six hours, we start to get a little punchy.
I'm just saying, I bottle-fed you and you turned out great.
Well, I love my fans, of course.
In 1991, Rogelio's mom walked in on them in flagrante, so to speak.
Xiomara did tell me she was pregnant.
You remember Andie, right?
My pores are closely connected to my emotions.
Not that old 'evil twin' cliché.
You pushed my grandmother down the stairs.
Okay, you need a new necklace. This says, 'I'd rather be home in bed.
Want to come to my bachelorette party in June? We're renting a houseboat off of St Thomas.
It's kind of a long name.
A beautiful boy.
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