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QUIZ: Can you name the US State from Paul Jury's pithy stereotype humor about it?

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StereotypeUS State
Snow. I mean cocaine. We're also known for skiing.
No seriously, we're a state!
... at least we're not North Dakota.
Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it, though.
Keeping Indians in and Mexicans out.
We're #1! In.... meth.
Farming from the future; textbooks from 1925.
Richer hippies than Oregon.
56,000 square miles of dull.
You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
Too nice not to elect douche-y governors.
No laws, no problem. Except all the murders.
Like regular Mexico, but with more UFOs
Even our Amish will fight you.
A wicked lot of moose, eh?
People care about us at election time...
Footballs, drawls, and overalls.
Cereal makers, serial killers. [While using his hands to represent the shape of the state's two parts]
Center of civilization to Hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.
Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
I can see seasonal depression from here.
Look! A non-corrupt politician, for once, so far.
Great schools, because there's nothing else to do.
Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
StereotypeUS State
Multiple homely wives.
It's too cold to be sober.
First in flight and lung cancer.
Inbred lovechild of Virginia and DC.
The more north you go, the more south it gets.
Great scenery, brilliant people... I'm sorry; we got Walmart?
If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.
World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
GTL (Guidos, turnpikes and leeching off New York)
Gay Mexican boob job computer hippies that really want to direct...
We don't have any gay cowboys, alright? OK, maybe a few gay cowboys.
Come, we've got low incorporation fees. No seriously. Please come!
I'm gonna need a bigger Bible belt.
Half hippy, half French, all upper class.
Our state bird is the NASCAR.
Everything is bigger, even our morons.
Dreadlocks on caucasians.
Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
Where white people music comes from.
White-breds making wheat bread.
Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
Still accepting Confederate dollars.
Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite: God, we're cool!
10 days tornado free!
Have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around.

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