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Can you name the US State from Paul Jury's pithy stereotype humor about it?

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StereotypeUS State
It's too cold to be sober.
Dreadlocks on caucasians.
Look! A non-corrupt politician, for once, so far.
Everything is bigger, even our morons.
Great schools, because there's nothing else to do.
Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
Great scenery, brilliant people... I'm sorry; we got Walmart?
Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
Keeping Indians in and Mexicans out.
Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.
Half hippy, half French, all upper class.
Multiple homely wives.
10 days tornado free!
We don't have any gay cowboys, alright? OK, maybe a few gay cowboys.
Like regular Mexico, but with more UFOs
People care about us at election time...
Come, we've got low incorporation fees. No seriously. Please come!
Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
... at least we're not North Dakota.
Cereal makers, serial killers. [While using his hands to represent the shape of the state's two parts]
World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
Center of civilization to Hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
Footballs, drawls, and overalls.
Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
I'm gonna need a bigger Bible belt.
StereotypeUS State
Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite: God, we're cool!
Too nice not to elect douche-y governors.
Where white people music comes from.
Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it, though.
Inbred lovechild of Virginia and DC.
Still accepting Confederate dollars.
GTL (Guidos, turnpikes and leeching off New York)
Snow. I mean cocaine. We're also known for skiing.
Richer hippies than Oregon.
You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
I can see seasonal depression from here.
No laws, no problem. Except all the murders.
Even our Amish will fight you.
First in flight and lung cancer.
Farming from the future; textbooks from 1925.
Have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around.
We're #1! In.... meth.
White-breds making wheat bread.
If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.
No seriously, we're a state!
The more north you go, the more south it gets.
A wicked lot of moose, eh?
Our state bird is the NASCAR.
56,000 square miles of dull.
Gay Mexican boob job computer hippies that really want to direct...

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