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Can you name the US State from Paul Jury's pithy stereotype humor about it?

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StereotypeUS State
Great schools, because there's nothing else to do.
GTL (Guidos, turnpikes and leeching off New York)
I can see seasonal depression from here.
Look! A non-corrupt politician, for once, so far.
Richer hippies than Oregon.
Even our Amish will fight you.
I'm gonna need a bigger Bible belt.
Center of civilization to Hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
We're #1! In.... meth.
People care about us at election time...
Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite: God, we're cool!
Inbred lovechild of Virginia and DC.
Great scenery, brilliant people... I'm sorry; we got Walmart?
White-breds making wheat bread.
Too nice not to elect douche-y governors.
Dreadlocks on caucasians.
Still accepting Confederate dollars.
You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
Where white people music comes from.
... at least we're not North Dakota.
Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
Multiple homely wives.
We don't have any gay cowboys, alright? OK, maybe a few gay cowboys.
World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
StereotypeUS State
No laws, no problem. Except all the murders.
Come, we've got low incorporation fees. No seriously. Please come!
10 days tornado free!
No seriously, we're a state!
Keeping Indians in and Mexicans out.
Cereal makers, serial killers. [While using his hands to represent the shape of the state's two parts]
Our state bird is the NASCAR.
56,000 square miles of dull.
Farming from the future; textbooks from 1925.
If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.
The more north you go, the more south it gets.
Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
First in flight and lung cancer.
Everything is bigger, even our morons.
Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.
Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
Like regular Mexico, but with more UFOs
Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it, though.
Have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around.
Snow. I mean cocaine. We're also known for skiing.
Half hippy, half French, all upper class.
A wicked lot of moose, eh?
It's too cold to be sober.
Footballs, drawls, and overalls.
Gay Mexican boob job computer hippies that really want to direct...

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