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Can you name the US State from Paul Jury's pithy stereotype humor about it?

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StereotypeUS State
56,000 square miles of dull.
Come, we've got low incorporation fees. No seriously. Please come!
Even our Amish will fight you.
Dreadlocks on caucasians.
Keeping Indians in and Mexicans out.
Center of civilization to Hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it, though.
Multiple homely wives.
No laws, no problem. Except all the murders.
... at least we're not North Dakota.
White-breds making wheat bread.
Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.
Everything is bigger, even our morons.
Our state bird is the NASCAR.
Like regular Mexico, but with more UFOs
Still accepting Confederate dollars.
Farming from the future; textbooks from 1925.
You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
Half hippy, half French, all upper class.
Great schools, because there's nothing else to do.
Where white people music comes from.
A wicked lot of moose, eh?
Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite: God, we're cool!
We're #1! In.... meth.
StereotypeUS State
Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
GTL (Guidos, turnpikes and leeching off New York)
Footballs, drawls, and overalls.
Have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around.
People care about us at election time...
No seriously, we're a state!
If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.
Snow. I mean cocaine. We're also known for skiing.
Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
Look! A non-corrupt politician, for once, so far.
World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
I'm gonna need a bigger Bible belt.
We don't have any gay cowboys, alright? OK, maybe a few gay cowboys.
It's too cold to be sober.
I can see seasonal depression from here.
Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
Great scenery, brilliant people... I'm sorry; we got Walmart?
Richer hippies than Oregon.
First in flight and lung cancer.
Gay Mexican boob job computer hippies that really want to direct...
Too nice not to elect douche-y governors.
10 days tornado free!
Inbred lovechild of Virginia and DC.
Cereal makers, serial killers. [While using his hands to represent the shape of the state's two parts]
The more north you go, the more south it gets.

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