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Can you name the US State from Paul Jury's pithy stereotype humor about it?

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StereotypeUS State
Center of civilization to Hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
Come, we've got low incorporation fees. No seriously. Please come!
Still accepting Confederate dollars.
Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
Great schools, because there's nothing else to do.
Inbred lovechild of Virginia and DC.
Keeping Indians in and Mexicans out.
Gay Mexican boob job computer hippies that really want to direct...
Farming from the future; textbooks from 1925.
Snow. I mean cocaine. We're also known for skiing.
10 days tornado free!
Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
56,000 square miles of dull.
... at least we're not North Dakota.
I can see seasonal depression from here.
Where white people music comes from.
We don't have any gay cowboys, alright? OK, maybe a few gay cowboys.
White-breds making wheat bread.
First in flight and lung cancer.
The more north you go, the more south it gets.
Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it, though.
Everything is bigger, even our morons.
We're #1! In.... meth.
No laws, no problem. Except all the murders.
Great scenery, brilliant people... I'm sorry; we got Walmart?
StereotypeUS State
You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
A wicked lot of moose, eh?
Our state bird is the NASCAR.
Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
Cereal makers, serial killers. [While using his hands to represent the shape of the state's two parts]
People care about us at election time...
Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite: God, we're cool!
Even our Amish will fight you.
I'm gonna need a bigger Bible belt.
No seriously, we're a state!
World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
Dreadlocks on caucasians.
Half hippy, half French, all upper class.
Footballs, drawls, and overalls.
GTL (Guidos, turnpikes and leeching off New York)
It's too cold to be sober.
If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.
Like regular Mexico, but with more UFOs
Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.
Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
Look! A non-corrupt politician, for once, so far.
Richer hippies than Oregon.
Too nice not to elect douche-y governors.
Have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around.
Multiple homely wives.

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