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Once upon a time, long ago and far away... | |
...a colossal, monstrous ogre named Shrek lived in a swamp | |
Shrek was quite a slob, lacking most social graces. | |
He would sit all day on his porch, idly passing gas and burping. | |
He never found a plate, napkin or utensil very useful. | |
Nearby, evil Lord Farquaad hoped to banish a down-trodden fairytale community to the swamp. | |
Shrek did not enjoy his new neighbors--Pinocchio did wooden impressions... | |
while the gingerbread man ate every crumb in his house. | |
Farquaad hired Shrek to bring lovely Princess Fiona for his bride. | |
Princess Fiona was trapped in a tower guarded by a flaming old dragon. | |
She also wasn't too happy about her annoying ogre enchantment. | |
Every night she would yell, 'O, what a wretched life I lead!' | |
Shrek and his new friend, Donkey, headed out and rescued the princess. | |
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To Fiona, Shrek didn't happen to be a very heroic figure; | |
and Shrek told Fiona, 'For a princess, you're not the kind I go for.' | |
On the way home, Shrek would vent anger in excessive amounts. | |
Eventually, he learns to stay calm on Donkey's urging... | |
and discovers being nicer is easier than he thought. | |
But Shrek had no hope a cheerful, gorgeous girl like Fiona could ever love an ogre. | |
Though he might prefer not to, Shrek brought Fiona to Farquaad... | |
who rang every bell in town to celebrate the wedding. | |
Donkey's unglowing report of the wedding changed Shrek's mind. | |
He let out a bellow, hit every guard in the castle, and stopped the wedding. | |
He and Fiona kissed, and to their surprise, piano music filled the ballroom... | |
and a shining ray of light transformed Fiona forever... | |
who lived happily ever after with Shrek as a plump, ugly ogress. | |
Nice try, but the official color is 'olive green' | |
Hate to break it to you but the official name is 'pink flamingo' | |
'Sand' is a good guess, but not a crayola color | |
'Pea' is a good guess, but not a crayola color | |
'Glove'?! Really?! | |
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