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Can you name the pro wrestlers being addressed or referred to in the quotes?

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'You haven't failed a drug test in three hundred and sixty-five days. You can start writing your Hall of Fame speech right now.' - CM Punk
'I gotta be honest with all the Jerichoholics tonight, I'm a little intimidated - as anybody would be if you had to face the love child of Mr. T and Fat Albert' - Chris Jericho
'After watching your performance tonight, the only dangerous thing about you is if people watch your matches while they're operating heavy machinery.' - Chris Jericho
'What *about* you? What *about* Raisin? I mean, you might as well ask 'What about the plight of the African anteater?' - Chris Jericho
'You've gone from being a greasy-haired, cheesy-bandana-wearin' jerky in black and green tights to becoming a greasy-haired, cheesy-bandana-wearin' jerky in black and red tights!'
'Jupiter, would you please shut the hell up! It sounds to me like your story is even more crooked than your eyeballs are' - Chris Jericho
'If Vader drops the Vader Bomb on ..., a huge grease spot will be left on the ring' - Jerry Lawler
'... is a moron, he has a multi-personality disorder and I hate all his personalities.' - Jerry Lawler
'He may not be the sharpest knife in the draw, but he is the most dangerous.' - Jerry Lawler
'This proves that two heads aren't better than one.' - Jerry Lawler
'Ever notice ... ain’t got no hair on his chest? The only one who’s got hair on their chest on their team is Cindy Lauper' - Roddy Piper
'You know… when one speaks your name very fast, it just sounds just incredible' - Kurt Angle
'I became the first ever Euro-continental champion in WWF history. Well, besides ..., but he doesn't count.' - Kurt Angle
'Sorry, little guy. Must be ‘this’ tall to wrestle Kurt Angle.' - Kurt Angle
'...'s greatest accomplishment was impregnating an 82 year old woman.' - Kurt Angle
'I beat Russians and Iranians a lot tougher than Nikolai Volkoff and the Iron freakin' Sheik' - Kurt Angle
'We're looking at what would happen if a lumberjack banged an Umpa Loompah' - The Rock
'I'll make that whole childhood burny thing seem like a papercut.' - Kurt Angle
'I find it strange that someone with the word ... in his name has apparently never read one.' - Edge
'..., you will rue the day that you ever decided to wear a thong to the ring and disgrace the faces that these people love' - Edge
'There is ..., I'm made up I haven't bought my wife tonight, that is a wife stealer!' - Paul Heyman
'His parents had nine months to to think of a name, and the best they came up with was ...!? My parents had nine months and they didn't call me Jew!' - Paul Heyman
'The only reason you were WWE Champion for a year, is because Triple H didn’t want to work Tuesdays!' - Paul Heyman
'What you've got is my ideas and you stole my life, my money, my legacy!' - Paul Heyman
'He was a wrestler, he was a great wrestler, he was a man. And now, he's a fat, little, obnoxious color commentator, and not even a good one!' - Paul Heyman
'You come out here and say this is an order and that's an order! Hell, I can look at you son and the only thing you've been ordering is a whole bunch of damn cheeseburgers!'
'I've beaten you, I've beaten your brother, I've beaten both of you brother-in-laws, and I'll beat up your whole family if you get in my face one more time' - Shawn Michaels
'He could have been the next Shawn Michaels. Instead he turned into Marty Jannetty!' - JBL
'If he wins twelve more matches, he'll be upgraded to Golden King!' - Chris Jericho
'What is up with ...'s haircut? It looks like a Red Rooster-starter kit. We know how sucessful he was.'- JBL
'He's here tonight will all his friends, all his family, his girlfriends have probably already found somebody else like most of them have.' - JBL
'He looks like a blueberry with rhinestones on top of it' - JBL
'These were people far less fortunate than you, people who could use your money for essentials, and what did you do? You made fun of them. You humbled them and you humiliated them'
'OMG, ...., WTF thought he was dead LOL - CM Punk
'.., I am thrilled that you were able to hook up with Tori! I mean, for the first time in your entire life, you finally got to kiss a girl!' - Chris Jericho
'What the hell is wrong with you? Quit rubbin' yourself!' - The Rock
'The Rock was always wonderin', clear something up for The Rock - who were you - were you Cheech...or Chong?' - The Rock
'Oh Dear God, you see, my name's ... And I just won King of the Ring. But there's just one problem: everyone still thinks that I ABSOLUTELY SUCK!' - The Rock
'Ain't you that guy that drank pee?' - The Rock
'Now last week, I was watching TV, and I watched a 53-year-old man come out here who has more loose skin than a sharpé puppy and say he's still the man!' - Scott Steiner
'Do your lips get chapped from all your corporate butt kissing?' - JR
'What are you, ...? Are you getting cocky? Are you gonna peck me to death?' - JR
'You ain’t nothin’! You ain’t no superhero! Not like the Scorpion King. You’re a hundred pounds of nothin’! Five feet nothin’!' - The Rock
You scarred my face, you battered me unmercifully and you took my girl. But the one thing that you could never do was beat me' - Raven
'The Rock knows you have one eye that goes THAT way and another that goes THAT way' - The Rock

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