| Opening Lyrics | Song |
|---|
| 20. 'Picture perfect memories scattered all around the floor' | |
| 19. 'Busted flat in Baton Rouge, headin' for a train / Feelin' nearly faded as my jeans' | |
| 18. 'I can make anybody pretty / I can make you believe any lie' | |
| 17. 'Stuck at a red light outside an adult bookstore / He said, 'Daddy, what are all those xxx's for?' | |
| 16. 'Well, I woke up Sunday morning / With no way to hold my head that didn't hurt' | |
| 15. 'Becky was a beauty from south Alabama / Her daddy had a heart like a nine-pound hammer' | |
| 14. 'I'd gladly walk across a desert with no shoes upon my feet' | |
| 13. 'He had plastic bags wrapped 'round his shoes / He was covered with the evening news' | |
| 12. 'A candy-colored clown they call the Sandman / Tiptoes to my room every night' | |
| 11. 'I said, 'Grandpa, what's this picture here / It's all black and white and ain't real clear'' | |
| 10. 'Maybe I didn't love you quite as often as I should have' | |
| 9. 'Well I'm an eight ball shooting, double-fisted drinking son of a gun' | |
| 8. 'She put him out like the burnin' end of a midnight cigarette' | |
| 7. '(title) / How'd things go for you today?' | |
| 6. 'Tumble outta bed and stumble to the kitchen / Pour myself a cup of ambition' | |
| 5. 'He said, 'I'll love you 'til I die'' | |
| 4. 'I hear the train a comin' / It's rollin' 'round the bend / And I ain't seen the sunshine since I don't know when' | |
| 3. 'Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots' | |
| 2. 'I wandered so aimless, life filled with sin / I wouldn't let my dear Savior in' | |
| 1. 'The only two things in life that make it worth livin' / Is guitars that tune good and firm feelin' women' | |
