Television Quiz / Name the 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' Episode (s5-7)

Random Television or Quote Quiz

Can you name the 'Buffy' Episode each quote comes from (s5-7)?

Quiz not verified by Sporcle

Forced Order
Challenge
Share
Tweet
Embed
Score 0/66 Timer 15:00
Spoke the QuoteEpisodeSeason
Tara ★ 'A muscle cramp? In your pants?'Season 6
Anya ★ 'It's stupid! It's mortal and stupid!'Season 5
Anya ★ 'His physical presence has a penis!' Season 7
Spike ★ 'Bitch is going to see a change...'Season 6
Spike ★ 'Strong. Someday he'll be a real boy.'Season 6
Andrew ★ '[Warren]'s Picard, you're Deanna Troi. Get used to the feeling, Betazoid.'Season 6
Xander ★ 'No one will ever make me watch 'Jaws 3-D' again.'Season 7
Andrew ★ 'We're outlaws with hearts of gold.' Season 7
Spike ★ 'All the rubbish people keep sticking in my head, it's a wonder there's any room for my brain.'Season 7
Kennedy ★ 'And your freckles... lickable.'Season 7
Amy ★ 'Rat. You?'Season 6
Xander ★ 'I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!'Season 5
Giles ★ 'Kill us both, Spock.' Season 5
Buffy ★ 'We have to find the nest, and fast, before Sunnydale turns into the Troublemeat Palace.'Season 6
Anya ★ 'Birth is a present thing?'Season 5
Anya ★ 'All I'm saying is soulless Spike would have had me upside down and half-way to happyland by now.'Season 7
Tara ★ 'The only really real Buffy is really Buffy.'Season 6
Riley ★ 'What's a little sweater sniffing between sworn enemies?' Season 5
Spike ★ 'Make me what I was so Buffy can get what she deserves.'Season 6
Buffy ★ 'I'm standing on the mouth of Hell and it is going to swallow me whole.'Season 7
Jonathan ★ 'We're not killers, we're crime lords!' Season 6
Willow ★ 'You really need every square inch of your ass kicked.'Season 6
Spoke the QuoteEpisodeSeason
Spike ★ 'Oh, balls! You didn't say he was a Glarghk Guhl Kashmas'nik!'Season 6
Buffy ★ 'Is this hell? 'Season 6
Spike ★ 'Well, I ate a decorator once. Maybe something stuck.'Season 6
Tara ★ 'Such pure, green energy...'Season 5
Buffy ★ 'I do beat him up a lot. For Spike, that's like third base.'Season 5
Buffy ★ 'You're a dope, and a bonehead, and you're shirty!' Season 7
Xander ★'...then she tore out his intestines and rubbed it in his face and took pictures of it.'Season 7
Spike ★ 'Two entirely separate entities sharing one body. It's like a bloody sitcom.'Season 5
Anya ★ 'Any second now you're gonna make me smoke tobacco and have drugs!'Season 5
Willow ★ 'We're... lovers. Lesbian, gay-type lovers.'Season 5
Spike ★ 'Huh. I guess that's you, nibblet.' Season 5
Buffy ★ 'Fine. I'm attainable. I'm an 'attain-a-thon.'Season 7
R. Wood ★ 'Beverly Hills... which is a hood.' Season 7
Tara ★ 'I'm not sure you should say 'sex poodle' in your vows.'Season 6
Dawn ★ 'I kiss all the time! ...not that I'm a kiss ****.'Season 6
Giles ★ 'Synchronized swimming. Complete mystery to me.'Season 7
Giles ★ 'I've driven tricycles with more power than this.'Season 5
Spike ★ 'Sodding, blimey, shagging, knickers, bollocks.'Season 6
Spike ★ 'So, where's tall, dark and forehead?'Season 7
Tara ★ 'Like, first money, then money money money?'Season 5
Buffy ★ 'Welcome to Thunderdome.'Season 7
Spike ★ '... we band of buggered.'Season 5
Spoke the QuoteEpisodeSeason
Xander ★ 'Dependable? What is he, State Farm?'Season 5
Spike ★ 'They put the spark in me. And now all it does is burn.'Season 7
Anya ★ 'Can I trade in the children for more cash?'Season 5
Harmony ★ 'Didn't you hear? I'm totally her arch-nemesis.'Season 5
Anya ★ 'Those are metaphor intestines! You're not in any real pain!'Season 6
Faith ★ 'Are you the bad slayer now? Am I the good slayer now?'Season 7
Willow ★ 'I think I actually heard him clean his glasses.'Season 6
Buffy ★ 'You're running to catch the bus naked? That's a dream.'Season 7
Warren ★ 'So... you guys wanna team up and take over Sunnydale?'Season 6
Spike ★ 'You know you want to dance.'Season 5
Willow ★ 'I'm a breast girl, myself.'Season 6
Andrew ★ 'I like to think of myself more as a 'guest-age'.Season 7
Spike ★ 'I'm insane. What's his excuse?' Season 7
Anya ★ 'Vengeance is what I am.' Season 7
Buffy ★ 'Because I'm not ready for you not to be here.'Season 7
Anya ★ 'Martha Stewart isn't a demon. She's a witch.'Season 6
Spike ★ 'I liked the lady! Understand, monkey boy?'Season 5
Dawn ★ 'I'm president. You can be the janitor.' Season 5
Glory ★ 'It is not Bob Barker, scabby morons!' Season 5
Joyce ★ 'I'd rip it half and stick in bed with me!'Season 5
Buffy ★ 'Theory number 5: cat burgers'Season 6
Xander ★ 'You're not special. You're extraordinary.'Season 7

You're not logged in!

Compare scores with friends on all Sporcle quizzes.
Sign Up with Email
OR
Log In

You Might Also Like...

Show Comments

Extras

Top Quizzes Today


Score Distribution

Your Account Isn't Verified!

In order to create a playlist on Sporcle, you need to verify the email address you used during registration. Go to your Sporcle Settings to finish the process.