Spoke the Quote | Episode |
Anya ★ 'His physical presence has a penis!' | |
Tara ★ 'The only really real Buffy is really Buffy.' | |
Spike ★ 'You know you want to dance.' | |
Willow ★ 'We're... lovers. Lesbian, gay-type lovers.' | |
Anya ★ 'Those are metaphor intestines! You're not in any real pain!' | |
Harmony ★ 'Didn't you hear? I'm totally her arch-nemesis.' | |
Giles ★ 'I've driven tricycles with more power than this.' | |
Riley ★ 'What's a little sweater sniffing between sworn enemies?' | |
Tara ★ 'Like, first money, then money money money?' | |
Tara ★ 'A muscle cramp? In your pants?' | |
Amy ★ 'Rat. You?' | |
Buffy ★ 'Is this hell? ' | |
Spike ★ 'All the rubbish people keep sticking in my head, it's a wonder there's any room for my brain.' | |
Spike ★ '... we band of buggered.' | |
Giles ★ 'Synchronized swimming. Complete mystery to me.' | |
Anya ★ 'Birth is a present thing?' | |
Faith ★ 'Are you the bad slayer now? Am I the good slayer now?' | |
Spike ★ 'Strong. Someday he'll be a real boy.' | |
Glory ★ 'It is not Bob Barker, scabby morons!' | |
Jonathan ★ 'We're not killers, we're crime lords!' | |
Joyce ★ 'I'd rip it half and stick in bed with me!' | |
Andrew ★ '[Warren]'s Picard, you're Deanna Troi. Get used to the feeling, Betazoid.' | |
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Buffy ★ 'We have to find the nest, and fast, before Sunnydale turns into the Troublemeat Palace.' | |
Buffy ★ 'I'm standing on the mouth of Hell and it is going to swallow me whole.' | |
Xander ★ 'You're not special. You're extraordinary.' | |
Anya ★ 'All I'm saying is soulless Spike would have had me upside down and half-way to happyland by now.' | |
Dawn ★ 'I'm president. You can be the janitor.' | |
Spike ★ 'I'm insane. What's his excuse?' | |
Buffy ★ 'Because I'm not ready for you not to be here.' | |
Spike ★ 'Oh, balls! You didn't say he was a Glarghk Guhl Kashmas'nik!' | |
Spike ★ 'Two entirely separate entities sharing one body. It's like a bloody sitcom.' | |
Willow ★ 'I think I actually heard him clean his glasses.' | |
Anya ★ 'Can I trade in the children for more cash?' | |
Xander ★ 'I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!' | |
Andrew ★ 'I like to think of myself more as a 'guest-age'. | |
Buffy ★ 'You're a dope, and a bonehead, and you're shirty!' | |
Andrew ★ 'We're outlaws with hearts of gold.' | |
R. Wood ★ 'Beverly Hills... which is a hood.' | |
Spike ★ 'I liked the lady! Understand, monkey boy?' | |
Spike ★ 'Bitch is going to see a change...' | |
Anya ★ 'Any second now you're gonna make me smoke tobacco and have drugs!' | |
Anya ★ 'It's stupid! It's mortal and stupid!' | |
Xander ★'...then she tore out his intestines and rubbed it in his face and took pictures of it.' | |
Buffy ★ 'Theory number 5: cat burgers' | |
| Spoke the Quote | Episode |
Tara ★ 'Such pure, green energy...' | |
Willow ★ 'You really need every square inch of your ass kicked.' | |
Anya ★ 'Martha Stewart isn't a demon. She's a witch.' | |
Giles ★ 'Kill us both, Spock.' | |
Spike ★ 'Sodding, blimey, shagging, knickers, bollocks.' | |
Buffy ★ 'Fine. I'm attainable. I'm an 'attain-a-thon.' | |
Spike ★ 'They put the spark in me. And now all it does is burn.' | |
Buffy ★ 'I do beat him up a lot. For Spike, that's like third base.' | |
Spike ★ 'Well, I ate a decorator once. Maybe something stuck.' | |
Dawn ★ 'I kiss all the time! ...not that I'm a kiss ****.' | |
Xander ★ 'Dependable? What is he, State Farm?' | |
Tara ★ 'I'm not sure you should say 'sex poodle' in your vows.' | |
Spike ★ 'Make me what I was so Buffy can get what she deserves.' | |
Willow ★ 'I'm a breast girl, myself.' | |
Spike ★ 'Huh. I guess that's you, nibblet.' | |
Kennedy ★ 'And your freckles... lickable.' | |
Warren ★ 'So... you guys wanna team up and take over Sunnydale?' | |
Anya ★ 'Vengeance is what I am.' | |
Buffy ★ 'Welcome to Thunderdome.' | |
Buffy ★ 'You're running to catch the bus naked? That's a dream.' | |
Spike ★ 'So, where's tall, dark and forehead?' | |
Xander ★ 'No one will ever make me watch 'Jaws 3-D' again.' | |
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