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So cute I'm thinking about jabbing this pen in my eye.
...and E as in... Ello there mate.
OK. But next time you're in the shower, think of the first place you're washing, and the last place I washed.
Ninety-five, ninety-six, ninety-seven. See, I told you. Less than a hundred steps from our place to here.
Okay, let's say I've just gotten bad news, well all I do there is try and divide 232 by 13.
Hey stop staring at my wife's legs. No, no, stop staring at your sister's legs No.
Who names his boat Coast Guard anyway?
I don't want my baby's first words to be 'How You Doing'
Yep, it's fat. I drank fat.
I know you didn't ask but no-one had spoken for fourteen minutes.
They're coming. Run! ....Mexico!
Our special night. I mean it just wouldn't be my-our-our night, if you all weren't here to celebrate with me-us-Damnit.
Ding dong, the psycho's gone.
Why are you letting him talk to your crotch that way?
If you want to recieve emails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer
As I recall, when we got married, I saw the groom in the wedding dress.
Oh, Pheebs is short for Phoebe? I thought that's just what we called each other.
Go for it man, jump off the high dive, stare down the barrel of the gun, pee into the wind.
Hey buddy, this is a family place. Put the mouse back in the house.
I know, it looks like you slept with a hanger in your mouth.
Hey, can we turn on the TV? I think it's raining outside.
In my defence, it was dark and he was a very pretty guy.
That's a bad duck!
Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo.
But if you'd be willing to COOK naked, you might be willing to DANCE naked.
'Throbbing pens'? Don't wanna be around when he writes with those.
Hi sweetie. Before I forget, did I leave my diaphragm at your house? [pause] Oh, hi mom.
It's an electric drill! You get me, you kill me!
You know if your not careful, you could not get married at all this year.
Stay... stay. Good fake dog.
You don't have to do that, Ross and Joey aren't here, you can watch the parade.
No, no, no. This isn't out of the blue. This is smack dab in the middle of the blue.
You don't want to try things too fast. You know what happened to the girl who tried things too fast?... she died.
My mom used to stick her head in the oven. Actually she only did it the once, but it was pretty weird.
Hey. You could do a lot worse than Joey Tribianni.
I'm dating a guy whose pool I once peed in.
I realized I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry.
Honey, could I recommend watching a little bit more 'ESPN' and a little less 'E.'?
Oh... I get it. A-man-duh.
You shouldn't have. I feel like I should get you another sweater.
But you're not anymore. Because you were on a break.
I'm a doctor, not a mathematician.
Too many jokes. Must mock Joey.
..Ruth?..Oh, I'm sorry, are we having an 89 year old woman?
If you didn't eat fast, you didn't eat.
If the package is this pretty, no one cares what's inside.
Just three? I'm dilated three!
No, freak show! She's fictional!
You can't fire me. I make your decisions and I say, 'I'm not fired.' Ha.
We loved Schteve. Schteve was schexy.
There's no juice for the people who need the juice and want the juice and I need the juice.
There was a crooked man, who had a crooked smile, who lived in a shoe, for a... while...
Is this too cute? Lesbian wedding, chicken breasts.
Are you hugging the door right now?
They were just giving it away at the exchange for money.
Oh, they said uh, 'You don't have insurance here so stop calling us.'
Unless you name your first born after me... Because, I may never have kids. Somebody's gonna have to carry on my family name.
How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow?
C'mon man, just take 'em off, just take 'em off and we'll have some fun.
I'm Monica. I can't get a boyfriend so I'll stumble across the hall and sleep with the first guy I find there.
It is a love based of giving and receiving as well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharin
There should be a gold man!
My sister's having my baby!
Ah, Sliced Bread, a wonderful Lady MacBeth.

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