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How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow?
Honey, could I recommend watching a little bit more 'ESPN' and a little less 'E.'?
But if you'd be willing to COOK naked, you might be willing to DANCE naked.
If the package is this pretty, no one cares what's inside.
Hey. You could do a lot worse than Joey Tribianni.
If you want to recieve emails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer
..Ruth?..Oh, I'm sorry, are we having an 89 year old woman?
Too many jokes. Must mock Joey.
If you didn't eat fast, you didn't eat.
Ding dong, the psycho's gone.
Hey, can we turn on the TV? I think it's raining outside.
Okay, let's say I've just gotten bad news, well all I do there is try and divide 232 by 13.
Oh... I get it. A-man-duh.
There's no juice for the people who need the juice and want the juice and I need the juice.
There was a crooked man, who had a crooked smile, who lived in a shoe, for a... while...
I know, it looks like you slept with a hanger in your mouth.
Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo.
Ah, Sliced Bread, a wonderful Lady MacBeth.
Oh, they said uh, 'You don't have insurance here so stop calling us.'
We loved Schteve. Schteve was schexy.
Stay... stay. Good fake dog.
So cute I'm thinking about jabbing this pen in my eye.
They're coming. Run! ....Mexico!
I don't want my baby's first words to be 'How You Doing'
As I recall, when we got married, I saw the groom in the wedding dress.
I'm dating a guy whose pool I once peed in.
OK. But next time you're in the shower, think of the first place you're washing, and the last place I washed.
My sister's having my baby!
My mom used to stick her head in the oven. Actually she only did it the once, but it was pretty weird.
Hey buddy, this is a family place. Put the mouse back in the house.
Hey stop staring at my wife's legs. No, no, stop staring at your sister's legs No.
Yep, it's fat. I drank fat.
No, freak show! She's fictional!
I know you didn't ask but no-one had spoken for fourteen minutes.
Oh, Pheebs is short for Phoebe? I thought that's just what we called each other.
They were just giving it away at the exchange for money.
I realized I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry.
Is this too cute? Lesbian wedding, chicken breasts.
I'm a doctor, not a mathematician.
I'm Monica. I can't get a boyfriend so I'll stumble across the hall and sleep with the first guy I find there.
'Throbbing pens'? Don't wanna be around when he writes with those.
You shouldn't have. I feel like I should get you another sweater.
Hi sweetie. Before I forget, did I leave my diaphragm at your house? [pause] Oh, hi mom.
You know if your not careful, you could not get married at all this year.
It is a love based of giving and receiving as well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharin
You don't have to do that, Ross and Joey aren't here, you can watch the parade.
It's an electric drill! You get me, you kill me!
In my defence, it was dark and he was a very pretty guy.
No, no, no. This isn't out of the blue. This is smack dab in the middle of the blue.
...and E as in... Ello there mate.
Why are you letting him talk to your crotch that way?
Go for it man, jump off the high dive, stare down the barrel of the gun, pee into the wind.
Are you hugging the door right now?
You don't want to try things too fast. You know what happened to the girl who tried things too fast?... she died.
Who names his boat Coast Guard anyway?
But you're not anymore. Because you were on a break.
Ninety-five, ninety-six, ninety-seven. See, I told you. Less than a hundred steps from our place to here.
C'mon man, just take 'em off, just take 'em off and we'll have some fun.
That's a bad duck!
Unless you name your first born after me... Because, I may never have kids. Somebody's gonna have to carry on my family name.
Our special night. I mean it just wouldn't be my-our-our night, if you all weren't here to celebrate with me-us-Damnit.
Just three? I'm dilated three!
You can't fire me. I make your decisions and I say, 'I'm not fired.' Ha.
There should be a gold man!

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