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Hey buddy, this is a family place. Put the mouse back in the house.
We loved Schteve. Schteve was schexy.
There was a crooked man, who had a crooked smile, who lived in a shoe, for a... while...
You don't have to do that, Ross and Joey aren't here, you can watch the parade.
If the package is this pretty, no one cares what's inside.
C'mon man, just take 'em off, just take 'em off and we'll have some fun.
Yep, it's fat. I drank fat.
Go for it man, jump off the high dive, stare down the barrel of the gun, pee into the wind.
Hey. You could do a lot worse than Joey Tribianni.
Hi sweetie. Before I forget, did I leave my diaphragm at your house? [pause] Oh, hi mom.
I'm Monica. I can't get a boyfriend so I'll stumble across the hall and sleep with the first guy I find there.
But if you'd be willing to COOK naked, you might be willing to DANCE naked.
You know if your not careful, you could not get married at all this year.
I know, it looks like you slept with a hanger in your mouth.
That's a bad duck!
There's no juice for the people who need the juice and want the juice and I need the juice.
It's an electric drill! You get me, you kill me!
You shouldn't have. I feel like I should get you another sweater.
..Ruth?..Oh, I'm sorry, are we having an 89 year old woman?
Oh... I get it. A-man-duh.
There should be a gold man!
Is this too cute? Lesbian wedding, chicken breasts.
My sister's having my baby!
Stay... stay. Good fake dog.
How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow?
You don't want to try things too fast. You know what happened to the girl who tried things too fast?... she died.
But you're not anymore. Because you were on a break.
As I recall, when we got married, I saw the groom in the wedding dress.
Who names his boat Coast Guard anyway?
It is a love based of giving and receiving as well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharin
Too many jokes. Must mock Joey.
No, freak show! She's fictional!
Ah, Sliced Bread, a wonderful Lady MacBeth.
Unless you name your first born after me... Because, I may never have kids. Somebody's gonna have to carry on my family name.
Our special night. I mean it just wouldn't be my-our-our night, if you all weren't here to celebrate with me-us-Damnit.
They're coming. Run! ....Mexico!
OK. But next time you're in the shower, think of the first place you're washing, and the last place I washed.
I know you didn't ask but no-one had spoken for fourteen minutes.
If you want to recieve emails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer
They were just giving it away at the exchange for money.
In my defence, it was dark and he was a very pretty guy.
Oh, they said uh, 'You don't have insurance here so stop calling us.'
'Throbbing pens'? Don't wanna be around when he writes with those.
No, no, no. This isn't out of the blue. This is smack dab in the middle of the blue.
Ding dong, the psycho's gone.
Hey stop staring at my wife's legs. No, no, stop staring at your sister's legs No.
Ninety-five, ninety-six, ninety-seven. See, I told you. Less than a hundred steps from our place to here.
...and E as in... Ello there mate.
Okay, let's say I've just gotten bad news, well all I do there is try and divide 232 by 13.
Oh, Pheebs is short for Phoebe? I thought that's just what we called each other.
My mom used to stick her head in the oven. Actually she only did it the once, but it was pretty weird.
Are you hugging the door right now?
Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo.
Just three? I'm dilated three!
I'm a doctor, not a mathematician.
Hey, can we turn on the TV? I think it's raining outside.
I'm dating a guy whose pool I once peed in.
I realized I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry.
Honey, could I recommend watching a little bit more 'ESPN' and a little less 'E.'?
So cute I'm thinking about jabbing this pen in my eye.
Why are you letting him talk to your crotch that way?
I don't want my baby's first words to be 'How You Doing'
You can't fire me. I make your decisions and I say, 'I'm not fired.' Ha.
If you didn't eat fast, you didn't eat.

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