Just For Fun Quiz / Missing Word: Double Entendres

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Can you name the missing word in each of these funny double entendres?

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Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator: “And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her _____ this morning and it was amazing!”
A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed & hadn’t, turned to the weatherman & asked: “So Bob, where’s that 8 _____ you promised me last night?'
Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: “Ballesteros felt much better today after a _____.” (hint: it’s a low golf score)
Willie Carson was telling Claire Balding how jockeys prepare for a big race when he said: “They usually have four or five dreams a night about coming from different _____.”
Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on ‘Look North’ said: “There’s nothing like a big hot _____ inside you on a cold night like this.”
Carenza Lewis, about finding food in the Middle Ages on ‘Time Team Live’, said: “You’d eat _____ if you could get it.”
Bobby Simpson, commenting on cricketer Neil Fairbrother’s shot: “With his lovely soft hands, he just _____ it off.”
Mike Hallett, discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: “Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis’s _____ every chance he gets.”
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Jack Burnicle was talking about Colin Edwards’ tyre choice on World Superbike racing: “Colin had a ______ on in practice earlier, and I bet he wishes he had a _____ on now.”
‘Winning Post’s’ Stewart Machin commentating on jockey Tony McCoy’s formidable lead: “Tony has a quick look between his _____ and likes what he sees.”
Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick likes to use ______, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.'
James Allen asked Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix: “What does it feel like being rammed up the _____ by Barrichello?”
US PGA Commentator: “One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his _____ and kisses them.”
Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977: “Ah, isn’t that nice? The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the _____ of the Oxford crew.”
New Zealand Rugby Commentator: “Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson _____ inside of him.”
Metro Radio: “Julian Dicks is everywhere. It’s like they’ve got eleven _____ on the field.”

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