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Were you planning to slit my throat any time soon?
Hey don't worry about it. Nest full of vampires, you come get me, okay? Box full of puppies, that's more of a judgement call.
We're going to destroy the world. Want to come?
So there is something I can do? Besides . . . scream like a woman?
What can I say? I work in mysterious ways. Also some fairly straightforward ones.
Right. I count four limbs, a head, no visible scarring, so I assume your personal issue wasn't a life-threatening accident of any kind, and I'm therefore uninterested.
Right. But you don't want to hurt the Fett... because, man, you're not comin' back from that! You know, you don't just do that and walk away.
Well, she practically had 'Genuine Molded Plastic' stamped on her ass.
I know what you made me do. Your promises of happy fields and dancing schnauzers and being demigods won't work on me anymore.
Oh, good. The feeble banter portion of the fight.
Oh, he's a vampire. Of course! But the cuddly kind, like a Care Bear with fangs?
A good Sunnydale rule-of-thumb? Avoid white-skinned men in capes.
I mean, I for one didn't want to start my day with a slaughter. Which really just goes to show how much I've grown.
Loose cannon. Rock the boat. Is that a mixed metaphor? Boats did have cannons. And a loose one would cause it to rock.
I know our ways are strange to you, but soon you will join us in the twentieth century, with three whole years to spare.
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Well, now what? We hold hands and chant Kumbaya or something?
There are things I will not tolerate. Students loitering on campus after school. Horrible murders with hearts being removed. And also smoking.
It's very powerful, and probably very dangerous. It has a purifying power, a cleansing power... possibly scrubbing bubbles.
Gee, if doing violence to vampires upsets you, I think you're in the wrong line of work.
How do you get to be renowned? I mean, like, do you have to be nowned first?
What? Oh, yes. I am a lesbian.
Once again, the Hellmouth puts the 'special' in special occasion.
I'm just happy to have my body back. I'm thinking of getting fat.
You should never be cowed by authority. Except, of course, in this instance when I am clearly right and you are clearly wrong.
Oh, she just said you look even cuter when you're all weak and kitten-y, and she'd better go solo, or you'd get hurt.
No. I'm powerful, and I'm beautiful, and I don't need you to complete me. And you're mean!
Most people don't use their tongues to say hello. Or I guess they do, but...
Yeah, yeah, I'm only saying that once you see true evil, it can have some serious afterburn, and then you can't unsee what you saw. Ever.
The flaying of Warren Meers? Oh, truly inspired. That was water-cooler vengeance. Lloyd has a sketch of it on his wall.
I don't know - I was going for ferocious/scary, but it's coming out more dryly sardonic.

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