Question |
Answer |
Wrong Answers |
Barry Chip left his partnership with Alan Fish, to form a new double act with whom? |
Roger Pin (Chip & Pin) | | 92.5% |
Eoin Biff (Biff & Chip) | | 1.9% |
Peter Dale (Chip 'n' Dale) | | 3.3% |
Harry Chipper (Chip & Chipper) | | 2.1% |
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Complete the quote: 'Have you noticed that our caps have actually got little pictures of skulls on them...Hans... |
...are we the baddies?' | | 90.4% |
...are we evil?' | | 1.9% |
...are they the skulls of our enemies?' | | 1% |
...are they the skulls of innocent people?' | | 1% |
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Complete the quote from the Chief Inspector: 'All we've got is a name, an address, an occupation, a phone number, a modus operandi, a motive, an opportunity, a confession and him in the room. So, I ask you all,... |
...where the hell do we go from here? | | 89.6% |
...am I, or am I not, the best inspector this town has ever seen? | | 2.5% |
...should I arrest him now, or after we've confirmed a fingerprint match? | | 0.6% |
...do you think this was perhaps too easy? | | 2.5% |
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On the property programme in Series 2, towards what feature of the bathroom does the presenter insist on the buyers showing overwhelming disgust? |
Avocado-coloured bath | | 88.8% |
Conifer shower curtain | | 1.5% |
Asymmetric wall tiling | | 1.5% |
Outward-opening door | | 1% |
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What are the only two things that the Cheesoid robot can smell? |
Petrol & Cheese | | 88.1% |
Cheese & Onion | | 4.2% |
Onion & Burning | | 1% |
Burning & Shame | | 2.9% |
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Name the crime-fighting duo. |
Angel Summoner & BMX Bandit | | 87.1% |
Stealthy Shepherd & Robotman | | 1.9% |
Fire Breather & Superbaby | | 0.4% |
Mr. Pickles & Alien Ted | | 2.1% |
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What were the actors unable to stop shouting during the filming of the sex scene in Series 1? |
Now we know! | | 85.6% |
Danger, danger! | | 2.5% |
To king and country! | | 3.8% |
Call me Mary! | | 2.1% |
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What game is Agent Suave sent to play in the casino? |
Guess the weight of the fruitcake | | 84.2% |
Blackjack | | 2.1% |
Hide and seek | | 2.5% |
Cluedo | | 5.2% |
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Complete the quote from the advert on Five: 'Tina Edwards is no ordinary woman, because... |
...she has a second head that hates her' | | 81.9% |
...the only food she can successfully digest is pig foot' | | 4% |
...she has a nose the size of a small antelope' | | 2.7% |
...her legs are back to front, so when she walks forwards, she goes backwards' | | 9.4% |
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Who presents Big Talk? |
Raymond Terrific | | 81.5% |
Gene Mighty | | 6% |
Bobby Brilliant | | 6.9% |
Ricky van Wonderful | | 5.2% |
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What is the name of the supermarket in which you can buy products such as Butter Coloured Sandwich Dressing, Value Water (now with no bits) and Land Gull? |
Didldidi | | 80% |
Unit A | | 3.3% |
Leroy's Roadside Express Store | | 5.6% |
Farley's | | 3.8% |
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What did Robert ask David that led David to state 'I'm just trying to get to the root of why you felt the need to ask such a humiliating question.' |
Can people levitate? | | 79.4% |
Can water dissolve? | | 1.7% |
Is the sun actually that hot? | | 7.1% |
Can dragons exist? | | 2.9% |
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What hymn is requested at the end of every episode of A Prayer and a Pint? |
All I want to do, all I want to do, all I want to do, is praise him | | 79% |
Mr. Brightside (Christian Remix) | | 6.7% |
Away in a Manger | | 2.9% |
We love you Jesus, we do, oh Jesus we love you | | 5.4% |
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Complete the quote: [house buyer] 'I was just wondering, is there a problem with damp here?' [estate agent] 'There is a lot of moisture, but it's not actually a damp problem... |
...it's actually water that the current owners deliberately keep here' | | 77.9% |
...we've just had a lot of rain in the area and we forgot to close the windows' | | 3.8% |
...it's just the ice that layers the hallway floor has melted' | | 2.1% |
...it's actually a heating problem which means the moisture is unable to dry' | | 7.9% |
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Colin refers to the two Kerry's in the office as sad Kerry and Danish Kerry, what does Ray call them? |
Rebound Kerry and Gorgeous Kerry | | 71.5% |
Short Kerry and Short (but not as short as other Kerry) Kerry | | 15% |
Grumpy Kerry and Scandinavian Kerry | | 6.9% |
Underrated Kerry and Overrated Kerry | | 5% |
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According to the question on The Quiz Broadcast, which of the following is the odd one out? |
The Event | | 68.3% |
A ceremonial helmet | | 8.3% |
The last child | | 8.8% |
President Butterfly | | 9% |
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The employees of the company in Series 4 have to down a glass of rare vintage claret every time what word is said? |
Merger | | 65.6% |
Downsizing | | 10.8% |
Budget | | 10.2% |
Dividends | | 5.6% |
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According to the All Party Committee to Combat Footling Social Misunderstandings, what should you say when you want to borrow a chair from another table in a pub? |
Everybody be quiet, I need silence! I'm going to take this chair, how do you feel about that? | | 61.5% |
Everybody be quiet, I need silence! I need a chair, is this one taken? | | 23.5% |
Hello, hi, yes, excuse me, would it be alright, maybe, if I took this chair? | | 6.5% |
Hello, hi, yes, excuse me, I see your table possesses an uninhabited chair, may I take it? | | 5.4% |
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According to the show, in what occupation does astronaut Neil Armstrong now work? |
Singer-songwriter | | 60% |
Blacksmith | | 7.1% |
Chef | | 9.4% |
Trapeze Artist | | 13.8% |
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and what do they drink when they hear the word 'cashflow'? |
25 year old scotch | | 56.9% |
A Sambuca shot | | 21.9% |
Half a glass of Bailey's | | 8.5% |
Gin & Tonic | | 4.4% |
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What is the name of the competition in which singing contestant Felicity really gave it her heart and soul? |
Talent Dredge | | 51% |
Y-Factor | | 15.4% |
Stars in their Eyes (but no one else's) | | 21.5% |
In Tune | | 5.8% |
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Name the accepted answers to the following question asked on The Quiz Broadcast. Books say that the human body is 92% water, what was water? |
An animal / A country | | 47.5% |
A fruit / A world leader | | 12.9% |
A liquid substance / H20 | | 7.5% |
Don't think about The Event! | | 27.7% |
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When and how was Quiz Broadcast contestant Peter blinded? |
Post-Event by raiders | | 44.6% |
Pre-Event by excessive UV exposure | | 6% |
During The Event | | 42.5% |
He's not actually blind | | 5% |
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[David] 'Who's the highest profile special guest you can think of?' [Robert] '____' |
Brendan Foster | | 44% |
David Beckham | | 10.6% |
Prince Harry | | 22.5% |
Scary Spice | | 16.5% |
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What was the name of the drunkard's hotel in Series 3? |
The Glugger | | 31% |
The Bed and Brandy | | 40.8% |
Rum-ble in the Gin-gle | | 4% |
The Royal Boozer | | 20% |
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