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I have no problem with nudity. Let me tell you about my planned production of Equus.
It's Kurt. He's lady fabulous.'
The more time Rachel storms out of rehearsal, the less impact it has.
I've got nothing to say to you, preggo.
It was a message from God: Rachel was a hot Jew and the good lord wanted me to get into her pants.
What I need right now, even more than looser pants, is acceptance.
I wanna be very clear: I still have the use of my penis.
Can we please talk about the giant elephant in the room? Your sexuality.
You guys, it's like cool epilepsy.
He's cheating off a girl who thinks she square root of four is rainbows.
So, Hairography. It works best when you pretend like you're getting tasered.
Well, you busted my heart.
I'm gonna say this as nice as I can. But you look like a sad clown hooker.
She kind of freaks me out, in a Swim Fan kind of way... and her body is smokin, if you're not into boobs.
Ken has a lot of flaws. He has 74 flaws as of yesterday.
When you hear your name called, cross over to this side of this black shiny thing.
Can I pee first?
But, Matt's out sick today. He had to go to the hospital, 'cause they found a spider in his ear.
She's the one they made me talk to when they found out I was keeping that bird in my locker.
I say we lock Rachel up until after sectionals. I volunteer my basement.
I want the Thong Song. I was something I can shake my money maker to.
As soon as I get my record deal, I'm not speaking to any of you.
Having sex is not dating. If it were Santana and I would be dating.
Your commitment to football is about as long as your pants.
I had sex with you because you got me drunk on wine coolers and I felt fat that day. But it was a mistake.
All we need to do is give up Applebeer's and AC for the first few summers.
Iron tablet? It keeps your strength up when you menstruate.
No. But I don't remember breakfast.
I love the days when I don't wear underwear. Full commando!
I insist on only being shot from the left side.

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