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Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol
For your own safety and the safety of others, please refrain from ...
Please place the Weighted Storage Cube on the Fifteen Hundred Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super Button
Do not touch the operational end of The Device
Well done! Remember: The Aperture Science Bring Your Daughter to Work Day is
As part of a required test protocol, our previous statement suggesting that we would not monitor this chamber was an outright fabrication.
While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science High Energy Pellet
Unbelievable! You, Subject Name Here
Warning devices are required on all mobile equipment.
Please note that we have added a consequence for failure.
No one will blame you for giving up. In fact, quitting at this point is a perfectly reasonable response.
Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals.
In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice.
As part of an optional test protocol, we are pleased to present an amusing fact:
If you become light-headed from thirst, feel free to pass out.
As part of a previously mentioned required test protocol, we can no longer lie to you.
Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test.
Well done, android.
Please escort your Companion Cube to the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.
The Enrichment Center is required to remind you
Place the device on the ground, then lie on your stomach with your arms at your sides.'
You haven't escaped, you know
Where do you think you're going?
Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye' and you were like no way and then I was all
Someday we'll remember this
I'm going to kill you, and all the cake is gone
Time out for a second.
That thing is probably some kind of raw sewage container.
You are kidding me.
That thing you burned up isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit.
You think you're doing some damage?
I invited your best friend the companion cube.
