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Can you name the people who said theese quotes?

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'Speed never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you'
'I don't see why people are so snooty about Channel 5.'
'Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits and then complain that he’s not the man she married?'
'If he believes in it, he can believe. I’m not interested in what happens behind me.'
'Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don’t you have a slogan: ‘Kill a cat and save a bird?''
'My best fishing memory is about some fish that I never caught'
'I like being able to fire people who provide services to me.'
'If I told you I’ve worked hard to get where I’m at, I’d be lying, because I have no idea where I am right now.'
'I never said most of the things I said'
'My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about seven'
'It's alright, I'm not going to steal your breakfast you fat prick.'
'All men are equal before fish'
'You can have any colour you like, as long as it's black.'
'How comes Eskimos haven't turned into icy-cubes? Like, ice people? ...When they die where do they go? They can't get buried under the grass like we do.'
'Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.'
'Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?'
'I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with guess on it. I said, thyroid problem'
'Obviously I'd like to improve our team. But I haven't heard anything that improves our team.'
'Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go'
'If you can't beat them, then what's the point in having kids?'
'There's no i in celebrity'
'If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts'
'Somewhere between murder and suicide, there is a place called Merseyside'
'Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.'

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