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Can you name the people who said theese quotes?

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'Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.'
'Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don’t you have a slogan: ‘Kill a cat and save a bird?''
'Somewhere between murder and suicide, there is a place called Merseyside'
'My best fishing memory is about some fish that I never caught'
'You can have any colour you like, as long as it's black.'
'There's no i in celebrity'
'Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits and then complain that he’s not the man she married?'
'I never said most of the things I said'
'Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.'
'Obviously I'd like to improve our team. But I haven't heard anything that improves our team.'
'Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?'
'If he believes in it, he can believe. I’m not interested in what happens behind me.'
'My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about seven'
'If you can't beat them, then what's the point in having kids?'
'Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go'
'I like being able to fire people who provide services to me.'
'I don't see why people are so snooty about Channel 5.'
'If I told you I’ve worked hard to get where I’m at, I’d be lying, because I have no idea where I am right now.'
'I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with guess on it. I said, thyroid problem'
'It's alright, I'm not going to steal your breakfast you fat prick.'
'All men are equal before fish'
'How comes Eskimos haven't turned into icy-cubes? Like, ice people? ...When they die where do they go? They can't get buried under the grass like we do.'
'If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts'
'Speed never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you'

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