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Can you name the people who said theese quotes?

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'Obviously I'd like to improve our team. But I haven't heard anything that improves our team.'
'I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with guess on it. I said, thyroid problem'
'Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits and then complain that he’s not the man she married?'
'Speed never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you'
'I like being able to fire people who provide services to me.'
'Somewhere between murder and suicide, there is a place called Merseyside'
'Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go'
'My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about seven'
'If he believes in it, he can believe. I’m not interested in what happens behind me.'
'I never said most of the things I said'
'All men are equal before fish'
'I don't see why people are so snooty about Channel 5.'
'My best fishing memory is about some fish that I never caught'
'If I told you I’ve worked hard to get where I’m at, I’d be lying, because I have no idea where I am right now.'
'Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don’t you have a slogan: ‘Kill a cat and save a bird?''
'Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.'
'How comes Eskimos haven't turned into icy-cubes? Like, ice people? ...When they die where do they go? They can't get buried under the grass like we do.'
'Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?'
'Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.'
'If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts'
'It's alright, I'm not going to steal your breakfast you fat prick.'
'You can have any colour you like, as long as it's black.'
'There's no i in celebrity'
'If you can't beat them, then what's the point in having kids?'

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