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I have nothing to offer you but my love.
I'm sorry, Mr. Blackbeard. We're low on chairs...
But as for me, I'm off to battle aliens on a far-off planet! must find the jade monkey before the next full moon.
There once was a man named 'Enis'...
I'd wager he has some sort of walking clock in that box!
The only danger is if they send us to the terrible planet of the apes...
Aw, just get one of those inflatable women...
He's damn opposed! Damn, damn, damn opposed!
'Feline' means 'cat'...
Instead of going to the box factory, we'll be going to factory!
Once something has been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral!
No, let's do it! Let's order room service!
This is worse than your song about Mr. T!
Let's buy make-up so the boys will like us!
I'll join! I'm filled with piss and vinegar!
Well, take out the Crayolas and color me 'Tickled Pick'...
I dunno where you magic pixies came from, but I like your pixie drink!
It could be right in front of your face as I'm saying this, waggling back and forth, perhaps in the hands of a loved one.
Wanna see me drive through that cactus patch?
I heard you and Homer broke up so I'm declaring my intentions to move in on his territory...'

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