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I'd wager he has some sort of walking clock in that box!
What has four legs and ticks?
It could be right in front of your face as I'm saying this, waggling back and forth, perhaps in the hands of a loved one.
'Put that moldy old bear down!'
But as for me, I'm off to battle aliens on a far-off planet!
'Yes, yes...a movie...'
He's damn opposed! Damn, damn, damn opposed!
'I'm going to enjoy this!'
Instead of going to the box factory, we'll be going to the...box factory!
'Damn TV, you've ruined my imagination!'
No, let's do it! Let's order room service!
'Think unsexy thoughts...think unsexy thoughts...'
I dunno where you magic pixies came from, but I like your pixie drink!
'Let's go crazy Broadway style!'
...you must find the jade monkey before the next full moon.
Try checking the glove compartment.
I have nothing to offer you but my love.
I specifically said no geeks!'
Aw, just get one of those inflatable women...
'Just make sure its a woman though, because one I time, I...'
Well, take out the Crayolas and color me 'Tickled Pick'...
'Are you planning to hit Ned Flanders with that pipe and take his tickets?'
This is worse than your song about Mr. T!
'I pity the fool that doesn't like...he.'
Let's buy make-up so the boys will like us!
'My spidey sense is tingling!'
Wanna see me drive through that cactus patch?
'Two against one!'
'Feline' means 'cat'...
'Elephant, honey. It's an elephant.'
Once something has been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral!
'Yea, well YOU have a gambling problem!'
The only danger is if they send us to the terrible planet of the apes...
'Uh, question for the barbecue chef...'
I heard you and Homer broke up so I'm declaring my intentions to move in on his territory...'
'I brought you some posies!'
I'll join! I'm filled with piss and vinegar!
'At first I was just filled with vinegar!'
I'm sorry, Mr. Blackbeard. We're low on chairs...
'This chair be high, says I!'
There once was a man named 'Enis'...
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