Limerick | Character |
They say I’m loony, that’s true. I believe in the hallows, don’t you? You can hide my shoes for now, I’ll get them back some how, And I’ll feed the Thestrals, too. | |
Yeah, I married Radcliffe, He was the boy who lived. My head is on fire Dean’s a HUGE liar, We only made out, that git. | |
They say I’m strange, they’re right. I love the dark lord, all right? I’m related to Black, But didn’t have his back And killed him and Dobby, no fight. | |
I hate those filthy half-breeds And mudbloods like Granger, with ease. That Potter’s so gross, Don’t get me started on ghosts I stole Mad-eye’s eye, hee hee | |
I was defeated by a baby My horcruxes saved me I want to dance again Quirrel’s my only friend And that’s okay with me! | |
I killed Dumbledore, my bad. He asked me to do it, that’s sad. I loved Lily Evans Who’s up there in heaven Though I despise her lad. | |
I’m a year above Harry, that’s all. He invited me to the Yule Ball I sadly said no, Told Diggory I’d go All he did that night was stall. | |
I have a secret you see. To Tonks, I am married I may be a Werewolf But I’m not all that terrible And no! I don’t have fleas! | |
I let Voldy live on my head Potter touched me, now I am dead. I snuck passed fluffy, Who was indeed quite stuffy, That’s all that needs to be said. | |
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