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'Now you tell me you have been raising him like a pig for slaughter-'
'My dad's Muggle-born and he's a right old slob.'
'Went down to Transylvania, three hundred and ninety points to ten.'
'I'd try putting it in the water, if I were you.'
'Hello, Harry. I see you've met my mother.'
'Oh, look! The Gryffindor Keeper's got hold of one of the Beater's bats.'
'I'll need this Shrivelfig skinned.'
'I smell double-dealing and corruption in this whole affair'
'To find out how aeroplanes stay up.'
'He fought it, and he damn near beat it!'
'If the Nimbus series has a fault, it's a slight list to the tail-end'
'It's your own fault your wand got snapped'
'Aaaaaah... did you love him, little baby Potter.'
'I can do joined-up writing now, you know!'
'Fine. Go naked.'
'I sought to make myself cleverer, more important than my mother.'
'The Dark Lord, before he changed his name, could be freely named, you see?'
'I have absolutely no intention of being sent to Azkaban.'
'I could manure my garden with the contents of that rag.'
'You did do the thing properly, didn't you?'
'the Sorting's much more important than food.'
'He's that tall, good-looking one, isn't he?'
'I could do you for afters, Dumbledore'.
'That was a sample of fertiliser from Norway!'
'Very interesting dinner - I mean lesson - what's for eating?'
'She likes looking at that Muggle.'
'Alas! Ear wax!'
'Very latest model. Only came out last month.'
'the Ministry grows ever more meddlesome.'
'Want to come upstairs and practise?'
'Oy, pea-brain!'
'Throw it away and punch him on the nose.'
'times like that bring out the best in some people, and the worst in others.'
'Who's just been chosen as school champion, then?'
'There's a bloke walking round in a kilt and a poncho.'
'You see, there are ten of us and only one of you... or hasn't Dumbledore ever taught you how to count?'
'I've had enough trouble for a lifetime.'
'Oh, yes, Professorhead.'
'Have you always supported them, or just since they started winning the league?'
'Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?'
'people'll be talking about that one for years!'
'What's basketball?'
'we teachers are rather good at magic, you know.'
'unless a mad axe-man is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the Entrance Hall.'
'I have been out of touch with everybody for a year.'
'Somebody slap the referee!'
'Quite the double act, Sirius Black and James Potter!'
'please make it stop, I know I did wrong, oh, please make it stop and I'll never, never again...'
'but I daresay you've had enough of tea leaves?'
'It's my job, he gave it to me and I'm doing it.'
'I didn't realise it had to be so wet.'
'I'm not a very popular dinner guest with most of the community.'
'He knows, man.'
'That vanishing cabinet was extremely valuable!'
'Tell me, which of you will be dying this year?'
'by thunder, it was lucky you were there, Snape...'
'Fourteen inches, willow, containing one unicorn tail-hair.'
'I took it off for polishing -'
'It looks like he's eating her face, doesn't it?'
'One speed only.'
'I was asked to try out for the National Squad'
'You've missed out 'spotty'.'
'Maybe he's been messing with stuff that's too big for him, if you get my drift.'
'Not at all up to your usual standard, Hermione.'
'The whole thing is arrant nonsense, of course.'
'My mother can't have been magic, or she wouldn't have died.'
'Hello, Minister! Did I mention I'm resigning?'
'she must have given you enough of them to paper your bedroom by now.'
'That's twice you've saved my neck in here.'
'Are you a common mule?'
'Let go, I'm not your husband, you've got to go home!'
'but there's no wood!'
'Goodness. I expect I was hopeless, was I?'
'You might even have a scar now, if you're lucky... that's what you want, isn't it?'
'Oh, I'm going to kill Mundungus Fletcher!'
'Mr Malfoy was not in Hogsmeade today.'
'By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many.'
'We'll be in Abergavenny in a minute.'
'Did you see me take that banshee?'
'you're moving through boyfriends a bit fast, aren't you?'
'You are omniscient as ever, Dumbledore.'
'I notice that your birthday cake is in the shape of a Snitch.'
'Our kind like the dark and the quiet.'
'You ever thought of a career as an Auror, Potter?'
'Ah. I see there are no longer any points left in the Gryffindor hour-glass to take away.'
'Yes, Mr Potter, I think a lifelong ban ought to do the trick.'
'It's the Potter boy's head in the fire.'
'I never pretended I was up for killing meself-'
'You know how to drive, I take it?'
'He's only a baby, after all.'
'What did they think, that they'd be able to use the sword on You-Know-Who?'
'Shake 'em off... shake 'em off.'
'And she thought you might take a bit more notice if I was a bit more - myself.'
'I'll fight you!'
'Ooooooh, wait til you see. It's awful!'
'Very nosy, but no brains, none at all.'
'You'll get the stuffing knocked out of you, won't you?'
'This means clothes.'
'Where was saintly Albus, while Ariana was locked in the cellar?'
'Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards.'
'Get him red and gold to match his badge.'
'We're breaking one of the most important wizarding laws!'
'I think I got question fourteen b wrong...'
'I deserved zero.'
'I must ask you not to scream.'
'Yeah, Zabini, because you're so talented... at posing...'
'She had not saved me for a life of imprisonment.'
'You've done murder and you're planning more!'
'The adventure ends here, boys!'
'What creature sat in the corner, the first time that Harry Potter visited my office at Hogwarts?'
'I don't remember anyone telling me the host school is allowed two champions'
'you don't just hand in your resignation to Voldemort. It's a lifetime of service or death.'
'This brat has nothing to do with either of us, nor any beast she marries.'
'Dumbledore's man through and through, aren't you, Potter?'
Terrible things, they are, and the effect they have on people who are already delicate -'
'Always the innocent are the first victims.'
'It's me who's been putting the Nifflers in her office.'
'I particularly enjoyed your description of me as an obsolete dingbat.'
'This girl is very nice-looking. She is also a relative of yours?'
'I heard he's a sort of savage'
'I'd say I'll get a bite or two, wouldn't you, Ginger?'
'I don't want to share a dormitory with him any more, he's mad'.
'One swallow - he probaly didn't feel a thing.'
'You are - truly your father's son, Harry.'
'that'll be something to tell your grandchildren, that will... you beat Harry Potter!'
'He says you're to come to his office at half past eight tonight to do your detention - er - no matter how many party invitations you've received.'
'Don't want to lose you again, do we?'
'Charlie Weasley couldn't have done it.'
'That's where you're going. A special school for freaks.'
'I was lucky once, wasn't I?'
'Know who you are, of course, the famous Harry Potter'
'The trouble is, the other side can do magic too, Prime Minister.'
'they clearly aren't hitting you hard enough.'
'I don't think that eye should be allowed!'
'You made me nervous, I was doing all right before then!'
'They'll be announcing their engagement any day now.'
'Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am.'
'The Firebolt, incidentally, has a built-in auto-brake'
'Potter has no chance whatsoever of becoming an Auror!'
'Do we not jealously guard the halls of learning that have been entrusted to us?'
'You know, I don't believe any house has ever been in negative figures this early in the term'
'I never knew all the odd stuff I could do was magic'
'You're too nosy to live'
'Dear, dear, you know, that temper of yours will lead you into trouble one of these days'
'There is no need to stand guard over him any more, Dumbledore!'
'Excuse me, I don't like people just because they're handsome!'
'Yes, yes, it's all very sad, but get a grip on yourself'
'Goblin notions of ownership, payment and repayment are not the same as human ones.'
'Won't, won't, won't, WON'T!'
'Good lesson, I thought, but Shield Charms are old hat, of course, for us old DA lags...'
'The Headmaster has intimated that he would prefer fewer visits from me.'
'You dropped it on purpose!'
'Then why does it have the name 'Roonil Wazlib' written inside the front cover?'
'Do you disagree that murdering his favourite student might have turned him against me?'
'I think... Harry, I think I love her.'
'Are you referring to the sign of the Deathly Hallows?'
'If one word of it was true, I'll eat my kettle.'
'I wish people would stop talking behind my back!'
'These things often skip - er - three generations.'
'I only said I'd seen him kissing Florence behind the greenhouses'
'I'm afraid you'll have to wait for information on motorcycles; we're extremely busy at the moment.'
You've got to find out about them for yourself! It's a Quest!'
'I believe it's a plot to get the house.'
'Why would anyone want to look like they've got worms coming out of their head?'
'it's more the fact that he exists, if you know what I mean...'
'I should offer her a pay rise...'
'Well, one was very large and the other one rather skinny-'
'meeting strangers upsets him'
'We have a duty to the objects placed in our care, which were, so often, wrought by our fingers.'
'this is a Gregorovitch creation, unless I'm much mistaken?'
'Our readers love a rebel.'
'Really romantic date, Hagrid.'
'Give me a reason to do it, and I swear I will.'
'I'm about to become the youngest ever Minister for Magic, I am.'
''Choo fall over for?'
'Never thought you'd like fat little cry babies'
'It was, many years ago, stolen from me!'
'he's the one who made You Know Who disappear. He can't be all bad, can he?'
'special arrangements might have been made for you, but in the current circumstances...'
'There's a loophole in the law, you'll find...'
'Shoes off, if you please'
'Moody, is that a student?'
'Well, not necessarily by a fox'
'I'm much mistaken if you'll all come out in one piece.'
'Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.'
'just don't think too badly of me once you've seen it.'
'I am about to attempt to break into your mind.'
'Don't be stupid... it's a flying house!'
'Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?'
'Malfoy is not having hallucinations.'
'You shouldn't be inside on a day like this.'
'All's fair in love and war, and this is a bit of both.'
'The old madman attacked me!'
'My perfect little gentleman!'
'Honestly, woman, call yourself our mother?'
'Yes, as gamekeeper fresh air must be so hard to come by,'
'Even You-Know-Who can't split himself into seven.'
'house-elves have got powerful magic of their own'
'Old Rookwood was a friend of my dad's...'

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