Literature Quiz / Ultimate Harry Potter: Quotes Quiz

Random Literature or Harry Potter Quiz

Can you name the characters who say the following...?

Quiz not verified by Sporcle

How to PlayForced Order
Score 0/200 Timer 20:00
'Excuse me, I don't like people just because they're handsome!'
'Now you tell me you have been raising him like a pig for slaughter-'
'That's twice you've saved my neck in here.'
'Throw it away and punch him on the nose.'
'Ah. I see there are no longer any points left in the Gryffindor hour-glass to take away.'
'you don't just hand in your resignation to Voldemort. It's a lifetime of service or death.'
'You've missed out 'spotty'.'
'Very latest model. Only came out last month.'
'I don't remember anyone telling me the host school is allowed two champions'
'He's only a baby, after all.'
'Where was saintly Albus, while Ariana was locked in the cellar?'
'My dad's Muggle-born and he's a right old slob.'
'The trouble is, the other side can do magic too, Prime Minister.'
'That was a sample of fertiliser from Norway!'
'please make it stop, I know I did wrong, oh, please make it stop and I'll never, never again...'
'I only said I'd seen him kissing Florence behind the greenhouses'
'Won't, won't, won't, WON'T!'
'Never thought you'd like fat little cry babies'
'unless a mad axe-man is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the Entrance Hall.'
'Dumbledore's man through and through, aren't you, Potter?'
'Give me a reason to do it, and I swear I will.'
'Let go, I'm not your husband, you've got to go home!'
'Are you a common mule?'
'Did you see me take that banshee?'
'It's the Potter boy's head in the fire.'
'Shake 'em off... shake 'em off.'
'I could manure my garden with the contents of that rag.'
'Don't want to lose you again, do we?'
'Hello, Harry. I see you've met my mother.'
'That's where you're going. A special school for freaks.'
'Have you always supported them, or just since they started winning the league?'
'I have been out of touch with everybody for a year.'
'Our kind like the dark and the quiet.'
'You ever thought of a career as an Auror, Potter?'
'The old madman attacked me!'
'Who's just been chosen as school champion, then?'
'It looks like he's eating her face, doesn't it?'
'Do we not jealously guard the halls of learning that have been entrusted to us?'
'Get him red and gold to match his badge.'
'All's fair in love and war, and this is a bit of both.'
'I am about to attempt to break into your mind.'
'What did they think, that they'd be able to use the sword on You-Know-Who?'
'He knows, man.'
'I'm not a very popular dinner guest with most of the community.'
'I think... Harry, I think I love her.'
'I'm much mistaken if you'll all come out in one piece.'
'You see, there are ten of us and only one of you... or hasn't Dumbledore ever taught you how to count?'
'I think I got question fourteen b wrong...'
'I've had enough trouble for a lifetime.'
'I never knew all the odd stuff I could do was magic'
'I'll fight you!'
'There's a bloke walking round in a kilt and a poncho.'
'You'll get the stuffing knocked out of you, won't you?'
'you're moving through boyfriends a bit fast, aren't you?'
'We have a duty to the objects placed in our care, which were, so often, wrought by our fingers.'
'I notice that your birthday cake is in the shape of a Snitch.'
'Yeah, Zabini, because you're so talented... at posing...'
'I deserved zero.'
'Maybe he's been messing with stuff that's too big for him, if you get my drift.'
'Potter has no chance whatsoever of becoming an Auror!'
'Fine. Go naked.'
'it's more the fact that he exists, if you know what I mean...'
'Oh, look! The Gryffindor Keeper's got hold of one of the Beater's bats.'
'This brat has nothing to do with either of us, nor any beast she marries.'
'I took it off for polishing -'
'You're too nosy to live'
'If one word of it was true, I'll eat my kettle.'
'Dear, dear, you know, that temper of yours will lead you into trouble one of these days'
'Alas! Ear wax!'
'What creature sat in the corner, the first time that Harry Potter visited my office at Hogwarts?'
'I'd try putting it in the water, if I were you.'
'This means clothes.'
'And she thought you might take a bit more notice if I was a bit more - myself.'
'It was, many years ago, stolen from me!'
'They'll be announcing their engagement any day now.'
'Don't be stupid... it's a flying house!'
'You know, I don't believe any house has ever been in negative figures this early in the term'
'My perfect little gentleman!'
'You are - truly your father's son, Harry.'
'people'll be talking about that one for years!'
'that'll be something to tell your grandchildren, that will... you beat Harry Potter!'
'Quite the double act, Sirius Black and James Potter!'
'Why would anyone want to look like they've got worms coming out of their head?'
'These things often skip - er - three generations.'
'Honestly, woman, call yourself our mother?'
'One speed only.'
'Yes, yes, it's all very sad, but get a grip on yourself'
'Went down to Transylvania, three hundred and ninety points to ten.'
'Tell me, which of you will be dying this year?'
'I believe it's a plot to get the house.'
'Are you referring to the sign of the Deathly Hallows?'
'We're breaking one of the most important wizarding laws!'
'I'm afraid you'll have to wait for information on motorcycles; we're extremely busy at the moment.'
'I sought to make myself cleverer, more important than my mother.'
'You are omniscient as ever, Dumbledore.'
'It's me who's been putting the Nifflers in her office.'
'He fought it, and he damn near beat it!'
'Oy, pea-brain!'
'Ooooooh, wait til you see. It's awful!'
'Mr Malfoy was not in Hogsmeade today.'
'I wish people would stop talking behind my back!'
'Oh, yes, Professorhead.'
'special arrangements might have been made for you, but in the current circumstances...'
'The whole thing is arrant nonsense, of course.'
'Malfoy is not having hallucinations.'
'What's basketball?'
'The Headmaster has intimated that he would prefer fewer visits from me.'
'The Dark Lord, before he changed his name, could be freely named, you see?'
'meeting strangers upsets him'
'Always the innocent are the first victims.'
'I don't think that eye should be allowed!'
'Well, not necessarily by a fox'
'You dropped it on purpose!'
'He says you're to come to his office at half past eight tonight to do your detention - er - no matter how many party invitations you've received.'
'This girl is very nice-looking. She is also a relative of yours?'
'just don't think too badly of me once you've seen it.'
'Yes, Mr Potter, I think a lifelong ban ought to do the trick.'
'Know who you are, of course, the famous Harry Potter'
'Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards.'
'Our readers love a rebel.'
'I was asked to try out for the National Squad'
'There is no need to stand guard over him any more, Dumbledore!'
'The adventure ends here, boys!'
'I was lucky once, wasn't I?'
'Not at all up to your usual standard, Hermione.'
'I must ask you not to scream.'
'Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?'
'Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.'
'Moody, is that a student?'
'You might even have a scar now, if you're lucky... that's what you want, isn't it?'
'Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am.'
'Want to come upstairs and practise?'
'Well, one was very large and the other one rather skinny-'
'he's the one who made You Know Who disappear. He can't be all bad, can he?'
'Very nosy, but no brains, none at all.'
'house-elves have got powerful magic of their own'
'It's my job, he gave it to me and I'm doing it.'
'she must have given you enough of them to paper your bedroom by now.'
'One swallow - he probaly didn't feel a thing.'
'Very interesting dinner - I mean lesson - what's for eating?'
'I never pretended I was up for killing meself-'
'To find out how aeroplanes stay up.'
'Charlie Weasley couldn't have done it.'
'I should offer her a pay rise...'
'Good lesson, I thought, but Shield Charms are old hat, of course, for us old DA lags...'
'the Ministry grows ever more meddlesome.'
'Then why does it have the name 'Roonil Wazlib' written inside the front cover?'
'You've done murder and you're planning more!'
'Yes, as gamekeeper fresh air must be so hard to come by,'
Terrible things, they are, and the effect they have on people who are already delicate -'
'but I daresay you've had enough of tea leaves?'
'I'd say I'll get a bite or two, wouldn't you, Ginger?'
'Fourteen inches, willow, containing one unicorn tail-hair.'
'Goblin notions of ownership, payment and repayment are not the same as human ones.'
'If the Nimbus series has a fault, it's a slight list to the tail-end'
'I'm about to become the youngest ever Minister for Magic, I am.'
'I have absolutely no intention of being sent to Azkaban.'
'the Sorting's much more important than food.'
'times like that bring out the best in some people, and the worst in others.'
'I can do joined-up writing now, you know!'
'Shoes off, if you please'
'That vanishing cabinet was extremely valuable!'
'Oh, I'm going to kill Mundungus Fletcher!'
'by thunder, it was lucky you were there, Snape...'
'they clearly aren't hitting you hard enough.'
'She had not saved me for a life of imprisonment.'
'There's a loophole in the law, you'll find...'
'I could do you for afters, Dumbledore'.
'Aaaaaah... did you love him, little baby Potter.'
'this is a Gregorovitch creation, unless I'm much mistaken?'
'Do you disagree that murdering his favourite student might have turned him against me?'
'Old Rookwood was a friend of my dad's...'
'By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many.'
'Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?'
'The Firebolt, incidentally, has a built-in auto-brake'
'Goodness. I expect I was hopeless, was I?'
'He's that tall, good-looking one, isn't he?'
'You shouldn't be inside on a day like this.'
'You made me nervous, I was doing all right before then!'
'we teachers are rather good at magic, you know.'
'We'll be in Abergavenny in a minute.'
'I don't want to share a dormitory with him any more, he's mad'.
'Hello, Minister! Did I mention I'm resigning?'
'Really romantic date, Hagrid.'
'I particularly enjoyed your description of me as an obsolete dingbat.'
You've got to find out about them for yourself! It's a Quest!'
'She likes looking at that Muggle.'
'I heard he's a sort of savage'
'You know how to drive, I take it?'
'Somebody slap the referee!'
'You did do the thing properly, didn't you?'
'It's your own fault your wand got snapped'
'Even You-Know-Who can't split himself into seven.'
'I didn't realise it had to be so wet.'
''Choo fall over for?'
'I'll need this Shrivelfig skinned.'
'My mother can't have been magic, or she wouldn't have died.'
'I smell double-dealing and corruption in this whole affair'
'but there's no wood!'

You're not logged in!

Compare scores with friends on all Sporcle quizzes.
Sign Up with Email
Log In

You Might Also Like...

Show Comments


Top Quizzes Today

Score Distribution

Your Account Isn't Verified!

In order to create a playlist on Sporcle, you need to verify the email address you used during registration. Go to your Sporcle Settings to finish the process.