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'but there's no wood!'
'Well, not necessarily by a fox'
'One speed only.'
'You did do the thing properly, didn't you?'
'people'll be talking about that one for years!'
'unless a mad axe-man is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the Entrance Hall.'
'I'd say I'll get a bite or two, wouldn't you, Ginger?'
'Shake 'em off... shake 'em off.'
'I wish people would stop talking behind my back!'
'Moody, is that a student?'
'It's your own fault your wand got snapped'
'Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards.'
'He says you're to come to his office at half past eight tonight to do your detention - er - no matter how many party invitations you've received.'
'I am about to attempt to break into your mind.'
'The Dark Lord, before he changed his name, could be freely named, you see?'
'Have you always supported them, or just since they started winning the league?'
'I deserved zero.'
'What's basketball?'
'This brat has nothing to do with either of us, nor any beast she marries.'
'I don't think that eye should be allowed!'
'Ah. I see there are no longer any points left in the Gryffindor hour-glass to take away.'
'Alas! Ear wax!'
'That was a sample of fertiliser from Norway!'
'Oh, yes, Professorhead.'
'this is a Gregorovitch creation, unless I'm much mistaken?'
'Our readers love a rebel.'
'the Sorting's much more important than food.'
'Oh, I'm going to kill Mundungus Fletcher!'
'she must have given you enough of them to paper your bedroom by now.'
'To find out how aeroplanes stay up.'
'The trouble is, the other side can do magic too, Prime Minister.'
'times like that bring out the best in some people, and the worst in others.'
'I'm not a very popular dinner guest with most of the community.'
'I have absolutely no intention of being sent to Azkaban.'
'Dumbledore's man through and through, aren't you, Potter?'
'You've missed out 'spotty'.'
'All's fair in love and war, and this is a bit of both.'
'This means clothes.'
'I only said I'd seen him kissing Florence behind the greenhouses'
'The whole thing is arrant nonsense, of course.'
'I'm about to become the youngest ever Minister for Magic, I am.'
'I've had enough trouble for a lifetime.'
'You're too nosy to live'
'My dad's Muggle-born and he's a right old slob.'
''Choo fall over for?'
'Won't, won't, won't, WON'T!'
'Fourteen inches, willow, containing one unicorn tail-hair.'
'Shoes off, if you please'
'Oh, look! The Gryffindor Keeper's got hold of one of the Beater's bats.'
'he's the one who made You Know Who disappear. He can't be all bad, can he?'
'They'll be announcing their engagement any day now.'
'Never thought you'd like fat little cry babies'
'There is no need to stand guard over him any more, Dumbledore!'
'Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?'
'I believe it's a plot to get the house.'
'I should offer her a pay rise...'
'We'll be in Abergavenny in a minute.'
'You'll get the stuffing knocked out of you, won't you?'
'Somebody slap the referee!'
'And she thought you might take a bit more notice if I was a bit more - myself.'
'Hello, Minister! Did I mention I'm resigning?'
'Aaaaaah... did you love him, little baby Potter.'
'The old madman attacked me!'
'Honestly, woman, call yourself our mother?'
'There's a loophole in the law, you'll find...'
'She likes looking at that Muggle.'
'Even You-Know-Who can't split himself into seven.'
'we teachers are rather good at magic, you know.'
'Yeah, Zabini, because you're so talented... at posing...'
'Dear, dear, you know, that temper of yours will lead you into trouble one of these days'
'That vanishing cabinet was extremely valuable!'
'you don't just hand in your resignation to Voldemort. It's a lifetime of service or death.'
'they clearly aren't hitting you hard enough.'
'We're breaking one of the most important wizarding laws!'
'by thunder, it was lucky you were there, Snape...'
'He's that tall, good-looking one, isn't he?'
'You know how to drive, I take it?'
'Tell me, which of you will be dying this year?'
'That's where you're going. A special school for freaks.'
'I never pretended I was up for killing meself-'
'What creature sat in the corner, the first time that Harry Potter visited my office at Hogwarts?'
'I don't remember anyone telling me the host school is allowed two champions'
'Goodness. I expect I was hopeless, was I?'
'You might even have a scar now, if you're lucky... that's what you want, isn't it?'
'By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many.'
'You've done murder and you're planning more!'
'I notice that your birthday cake is in the shape of a Snitch.'
'I must ask you not to scream.'
'It was, many years ago, stolen from me!'
'I'll need this Shrivelfig skinned.'
'These things often skip - er - three generations.'
'Did you see me take that banshee?'
You've got to find out about them for yourself! It's a Quest!'
'Excuse me, I don't like people just because they're handsome!'
'meeting strangers upsets him'
'If the Nimbus series has a fault, it's a slight list to the tail-end'
'Then why does it have the name 'Roonil Wazlib' written inside the front cover?'
'He's only a baby, after all.'
'Old Rookwood was a friend of my dad's...'
'What did they think, that they'd be able to use the sword on You-Know-Who?'
'He fought it, and he damn near beat it!'
'Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?'
'I never knew all the odd stuff I could do was magic'
'I have been out of touch with everybody for a year.'
'I could do you for afters, Dumbledore'.
'You know, I don't believe any house has ever been in negative figures this early in the term'
'This girl is very nice-looking. She is also a relative of yours?'
'Really romantic date, Hagrid.'
'Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am.'
'Let go, I'm not your husband, you've got to go home!'
'The Firebolt, incidentally, has a built-in auto-brake'
'You see, there are ten of us and only one of you... or hasn't Dumbledore ever taught you how to count?'
'I think I got question fourteen b wrong...'
'That's twice you've saved my neck in here.'
'Well, one was very large and the other one rather skinny-'
'Not at all up to your usual standard, Hermione.'
'I could manure my garden with the contents of that rag.'
'Know who you are, of course, the famous Harry Potter'
'Hello, Harry. I see you've met my mother.'
'Get him red and gold to match his badge.'
'Who's just been chosen as school champion, then?'
'She had not saved me for a life of imprisonment.'
'special arrangements might have been made for you, but in the current circumstances...'
'I'm much mistaken if you'll all come out in one piece.'
'Yes, yes, it's all very sad, but get a grip on yourself'
'Are you a common mule?'
'One swallow - he probaly didn't feel a thing.'
'Where was saintly Albus, while Ariana was locked in the cellar?'
'My perfect little gentleman!'
'I smell double-dealing and corruption in this whole affair'
'just don't think too badly of me once you've seen it.'
'please make it stop, I know I did wrong, oh, please make it stop and I'll never, never again...'
'If one word of it was true, I'll eat my kettle.'
'the Ministry grows ever more meddlesome.'
'Don't be stupid... it's a flying house!'
'I heard he's a sort of savage'
'Goblin notions of ownership, payment and repayment are not the same as human ones.'
'that'll be something to tell your grandchildren, that will... you beat Harry Potter!'
'I was asked to try out for the National Squad'
'You are omniscient as ever, Dumbledore.'
'Our kind like the dark and the quiet.'
'Yes, as gamekeeper fresh air must be so hard to come by,'
'Yes, Mr Potter, I think a lifelong ban ought to do the trick.'
'Now you tell me you have been raising him like a pig for slaughter-'
'Want to come upstairs and practise?'
'I don't want to share a dormitory with him any more, he's mad'.
'Very interesting dinner - I mean lesson - what's for eating?'
'Throw it away and punch him on the nose.'
'We have a duty to the objects placed in our care, which were, so often, wrought by our fingers.'
'I didn't realise it had to be so wet.'
'house-elves have got powerful magic of their own'
'Very nosy, but no brains, none at all.'
'Potter has no chance whatsoever of becoming an Auror!'
'My mother can't have been magic, or she wouldn't have died.'
'Fine. Go naked.'
'There's a bloke walking round in a kilt and a poncho.'
'It's the Potter boy's head in the fire.'
'Do we not jealously guard the halls of learning that have been entrusted to us?'
'Why would anyone want to look like they've got worms coming out of their head?'
'You shouldn't be inside on a day like this.'
'I sought to make myself cleverer, more important than my mother.'
'but I daresay you've had enough of tea leaves?'
'I took it off for polishing -'
'Very latest model. Only came out last month.'
'I'd try putting it in the water, if I were you.'
'Are you referring to the sign of the Deathly Hallows?'
'I'm afraid you'll have to wait for information on motorcycles; we're extremely busy at the moment.'
'I was lucky once, wasn't I?'
'Ooooooh, wait til you see. It's awful!'
Terrible things, they are, and the effect they have on people who are already delicate -'
'Went down to Transylvania, three hundred and ninety points to ten.'
'I can do joined-up writing now, you know!'
'Mr Malfoy was not in Hogsmeade today.'
'Charlie Weasley couldn't have done it.'
'you're moving through boyfriends a bit fast, aren't you?'
'It's my job, he gave it to me and I'm doing it.'
'Give me a reason to do it, and I swear I will.'
'You ever thought of a career as an Auror, Potter?'
'Good lesson, I thought, but Shield Charms are old hat, of course, for us old DA lags...'
'Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.'
'Oy, pea-brain!'
'The Headmaster has intimated that he would prefer fewer visits from me.'
'I'll fight you!'
'Malfoy is not having hallucinations.'
'Don't want to lose you again, do we?'
'I think... Harry, I think I love her.'
'You made me nervous, I was doing all right before then!'
'Do you disagree that murdering his favourite student might have turned him against me?'
'Always the innocent are the first victims.'
'You dropped it on purpose!'
'It's me who's been putting the Nifflers in her office.'
'Quite the double act, Sirius Black and James Potter!'
'it's more the fact that he exists, if you know what I mean...'
'The adventure ends here, boys!'
'He knows, man.'
'I particularly enjoyed your description of me as an obsolete dingbat.'
'It looks like he's eating her face, doesn't it?'
'You are - truly your father's son, Harry.'
'Maybe he's been messing with stuff that's too big for him, if you get my drift.'

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