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'I deserved zero.'
'He's only a baby, after all.'
'by thunder, it was lucky you were there, Snape...'
'I'll need this Shrivelfig skinned.'
'You did do the thing properly, didn't you?'
'I never pretended I was up for killing meself-'
'Have you always supported them, or just since they started winning the league?'
'All's fair in love and war, and this is a bit of both.'
'Why would anyone want to look like they've got worms coming out of their head?'
'but I daresay you've had enough of tea leaves?'
'There's a loophole in the law, you'll find...'
'Charlie Weasley couldn't have done it.'
'Know who you are, of course, the famous Harry Potter'
'I'll fight you!'
'Never thought you'd like fat little cry babies'
'I am about to attempt to break into your mind.'
'Hello, Harry. I see you've met my mother.'
'I'm not a very popular dinner guest with most of the community.'
'I have absolutely no intention of being sent to Azkaban.'
'I could manure my garden with the contents of that rag.'
'He fought it, and he damn near beat it!'
'My dad's Muggle-born and he's a right old slob.'
'I've had enough trouble for a lifetime.'
'Are you a common mule?'
'Always the innocent are the first victims.'
'Give me a reason to do it, and I swear I will.'
'By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many.'
'You've done murder and you're planning more!'
'Quite the double act, Sirius Black and James Potter!'
'Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?'
'There is no need to stand guard over him any more, Dumbledore!'
'house-elves have got powerful magic of their own'
'You see, there are ten of us and only one of you... or hasn't Dumbledore ever taught you how to count?'
'Moody, is that a student?'
'I sought to make myself cleverer, more important than my mother.'
'I don't think that eye should be allowed!'
'Fourteen inches, willow, containing one unicorn tail-hair.'
'We'll be in Abergavenny in a minute.'
'Dumbledore's man through and through, aren't you, Potter?'
'Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards.'
'That was a sample of fertiliser from Norway!'
'Aaaaaah... did you love him, little baby Potter.'
'Do we not jealously guard the halls of learning that have been entrusted to us?'
'Well, not necessarily by a fox'
'One speed only.'
'Oh, I'm going to kill Mundungus Fletcher!'
'It's my job, he gave it to me and I'm doing it.'
'Alas! Ear wax!'
'I was lucky once, wasn't I?'
'Throw it away and punch him on the nose.'
'it's more the fact that he exists, if you know what I mean...'
'Malfoy is not having hallucinations.'
'If one word of it was true, I'll eat my kettle.'
'I heard he's a sort of savage'
'Yes, as gamekeeper fresh air must be so hard to come by,'
'you don't just hand in your resignation to Voldemort. It's a lifetime of service or death.'
'special arrangements might have been made for you, but in the current circumstances...'
'The adventure ends here, boys!'
'You might even have a scar now, if you're lucky... that's what you want, isn't it?'
'Honestly, woman, call yourself our mother?'
'times like that bring out the best in some people, and the worst in others.'
'Oh, yes, Professorhead.'
'There's a bloke walking round in a kilt and a poncho.'
'The old madman attacked me!'
'Hello, Minister! Did I mention I'm resigning?'
'I'd try putting it in the water, if I were you.'
'the Sorting's much more important than food.'
'The trouble is, the other side can do magic too, Prime Minister.'
'Yes, yes, it's all very sad, but get a grip on yourself'
'This girl is very nice-looking. She is also a relative of yours?'
'Did you see me take that banshee?'
'I'd say I'll get a bite or two, wouldn't you, Ginger?'
'He's that tall, good-looking one, isn't he?'
'I smell double-dealing and corruption in this whole affair'
'What's basketball?'
'Ooooooh, wait til you see. It's awful!'
'We're breaking one of the most important wizarding laws!'
'Very latest model. Only came out last month.'
'You ever thought of a career as an Auror, Potter?'
'I could do you for afters, Dumbledore'.
'The whole thing is arrant nonsense, of course.'
'Good lesson, I thought, but Shield Charms are old hat, of course, for us old DA lags...'
'I was asked to try out for the National Squad'
'Oy, pea-brain!'
'That's where you're going. A special school for freaks.'
'You know how to drive, I take it?'
'Went down to Transylvania, three hundred and ninety points to ten.'
'Potter has no chance whatsoever of becoming an Auror!'
'I'm much mistaken if you'll all come out in one piece.'
'Tell me, which of you will be dying this year?'
'I can do joined-up writing now, you know!'
'It looks like he's eating her face, doesn't it?'
'meeting strangers upsets him'
'My mother can't have been magic, or she wouldn't have died.'
'Don't be stupid... it's a flying house!'
'I should offer her a pay rise...'
'He knows, man.'
'I must ask you not to scream.'
'Get him red and gold to match his badge.'
'My perfect little gentleman!'
'It was, many years ago, stolen from me!'
'Where was saintly Albus, while Ariana was locked in the cellar?'
'just don't think too badly of me once you've seen it.'
'That's twice you've saved my neck in here.'
'To find out how aeroplanes stay up.'
'Old Rookwood was a friend of my dad's...'
'Excuse me, I don't like people just because they're handsome!'
'Our kind like the dark and the quiet.'
'Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am.'
'Yeah, Zabini, because you're so talented... at posing...'
'Mr Malfoy was not in Hogsmeade today.'
'What did they think, that they'd be able to use the sword on You-Know-Who?'
'I wish people would stop talking behind my back!'
'We have a duty to the objects placed in our care, which were, so often, wrought by our fingers.'
'You're too nosy to live'
'Not at all up to your usual standard, Hermione.'
'this is a Gregorovitch creation, unless I'm much mistaken?'
'people'll be talking about that one for years!'
'He says you're to come to his office at half past eight tonight to do your detention - er - no matter how many party invitations you've received.'
'I never knew all the odd stuff I could do was magic'
'I don't want to share a dormitory with him any more, he's mad'.
'It's the Potter boy's head in the fire.'
'Well, one was very large and the other one rather skinny-'
Terrible things, they are, and the effect they have on people who are already delicate -'
'the Ministry grows ever more meddlesome.'
'One swallow - he probaly didn't feel a thing.'
'Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.'
'This means clothes.'
'Really romantic date, Hagrid.'
'Even You-Know-Who can't split himself into seven.'
'you're moving through boyfriends a bit fast, aren't you?'
'The Headmaster has intimated that he would prefer fewer visits from me.'
'Very interesting dinner - I mean lesson - what's for eating?'
'Shoes off, if you please'
'You'll get the stuffing knocked out of you, won't you?'
'Goodness. I expect I was hopeless, was I?'
'we teachers are rather good at magic, you know.'
'I'm afraid you'll have to wait for information on motorcycles; we're extremely busy at the moment.'
'She likes looking at that Muggle.'
'Oh, look! The Gryffindor Keeper's got hold of one of the Beater's bats.'
'I believe it's a plot to get the house.'
'You shouldn't be inside on a day like this.'
'Very nosy, but no brains, none at all.'
'This brat has nothing to do with either of us, nor any beast she marries.'
'Yes, Mr Potter, I think a lifelong ban ought to do the trick.'
You've got to find out about them for yourself! It's a Quest!'
'You know, I don't believe any house has ever been in negative figures this early in the term'
'Ah. I see there are no longer any points left in the Gryffindor hour-glass to take away.'
'I didn't realise it had to be so wet.'
'The Dark Lord, before he changed his name, could be freely named, you see?'
'Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?'
'If the Nimbus series has a fault, it's a slight list to the tail-end'
'I took it off for polishing -'
'I'm about to become the youngest ever Minister for Magic, I am.'
'that'll be something to tell your grandchildren, that will... you beat Harry Potter!'
'She had not saved me for a life of imprisonment.'
'Fine. Go naked.'
'And she thought you might take a bit more notice if I was a bit more - myself.'
'Somebody slap the referee!'
'Who's just been chosen as school champion, then?'
'These things often skip - er - three generations.'
'she must have given you enough of them to paper your bedroom by now.'
''Choo fall over for?'
'I think I got question fourteen b wrong...'
'You are omniscient as ever, Dumbledore.'
'unless a mad axe-man is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the Entrance Hall.'
'but there's no wood!'
'Dear, dear, you know, that temper of yours will lead you into trouble one of these days'
'I have been out of touch with everybody for a year.'
'You dropped it on purpose!'
'Do you disagree that murdering his favourite student might have turned him against me?'
'They'll be announcing their engagement any day now.'
'Are you referring to the sign of the Deathly Hallows?'
'It's me who's been putting the Nifflers in her office.'
'Then why does it have the name 'Roonil Wazlib' written inside the front cover?'
'Shake 'em off... shake 'em off.'
'Won't, won't, won't, WON'T!'
'he's the one who made You Know Who disappear. He can't be all bad, can he?'
'Want to come upstairs and practise?'
'I particularly enjoyed your description of me as an obsolete dingbat.'
'please make it stop, I know I did wrong, oh, please make it stop and I'll never, never again...'
'Don't want to lose you again, do we?'
'I think... Harry, I think I love her.'
'I only said I'd seen him kissing Florence behind the greenhouses'
'Let go, I'm not your husband, you've got to go home!'
'Our readers love a rebel.'
'That vanishing cabinet was extremely valuable!'
'What creature sat in the corner, the first time that Harry Potter visited my office at Hogwarts?'
'It's your own fault your wand got snapped'
'Now you tell me you have been raising him like a pig for slaughter-'
'they clearly aren't hitting you hard enough.'
'You made me nervous, I was doing all right before then!'
'The Firebolt, incidentally, has a built-in auto-brake'
'I notice that your birthday cake is in the shape of a Snitch.'
'Goblin notions of ownership, payment and repayment are not the same as human ones.'
'You've missed out 'spotty'.'
'I don't remember anyone telling me the host school is allowed two champions'
'Maybe he's been messing with stuff that's too big for him, if you get my drift.'
'You are - truly your father's son, Harry.'

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