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'I could manure my garden with the contents of that rag.'
'I don't remember anyone telling me the host school is allowed two champions'
'Well, not necessarily by a fox'
'And she thought you might take a bit more notice if I was a bit more - myself.'
'The adventure ends here, boys!'
'She likes looking at that Muggle.'
'I must ask you not to scream.'
'Why would anyone want to look like they've got worms coming out of their head?'
'What creature sat in the corner, the first time that Harry Potter visited my office at Hogwarts?'
'Yeah, Zabini, because you're so talented... at posing...'
'you're moving through boyfriends a bit fast, aren't you?'
'Ah. I see there are no longer any points left in the Gryffindor hour-glass to take away.'
'That vanishing cabinet was extremely valuable!'
'That's where you're going. A special school for freaks.'
You've got to find out about them for yourself! It's a Quest!'
'I can do joined-up writing now, you know!'
'Very nosy, but no brains, none at all.'
'Moody, is that a student?'
'Hello, Minister! Did I mention I'm resigning?'
'Quite the double act, Sirius Black and James Potter!'
'I've had enough trouble for a lifetime.'
'he's the one who made You Know Who disappear. He can't be all bad, can he?'
'The old madman attacked me!'
'Don't want to lose you again, do we?'
'I'm afraid you'll have to wait for information on motorcycles; we're extremely busy at the moment.'
'Dumbledore's man through and through, aren't you, Potter?'
'I'm about to become the youngest ever Minister for Magic, I am.'
'Never thought you'd like fat little cry babies'
'I don't think that eye should be allowed!'
'One swallow - he probaly didn't feel a thing.'
'I think I got question fourteen b wrong...'
'I only said I'd seen him kissing Florence behind the greenhouses'
'He's only a baby, after all.'
'you don't just hand in your resignation to Voldemort. It's a lifetime of service or death.'
'Potter has no chance whatsoever of becoming an Auror!'
'but there's no wood!'
'I was asked to try out for the National Squad'
'times like that bring out the best in some people, and the worst in others.'
'You are omniscient as ever, Dumbledore.'
'Fine. Go naked.'
'I notice that your birthday cake is in the shape of a Snitch.'
'I deserved zero.'
'The trouble is, the other side can do magic too, Prime Minister.'
'I'm much mistaken if you'll all come out in one piece.'
'You are - truly your father's son, Harry.'
'Oy, pea-brain!'
'Let go, I'm not your husband, you've got to go home!'
'What's basketball?'
'To find out how aeroplanes stay up.'
'It looks like he's eating her face, doesn't it?'
'What did they think, that they'd be able to use the sword on You-Know-Who?'
'Shake 'em off... shake 'em off.'
'Goodness. I expect I was hopeless, was I?'
'You did do the thing properly, didn't you?'
'Very latest model. Only came out last month.'
'It's my job, he gave it to me and I'm doing it.'
'Where was saintly Albus, while Ariana was locked in the cellar?'
'That was a sample of fertiliser from Norway!'
'I took it off for polishing -'
'You see, there are ten of us and only one of you... or hasn't Dumbledore ever taught you how to count?'
'Yes, as gamekeeper fresh air must be so hard to come by,'
'All's fair in love and war, and this is a bit of both.'
'My perfect little gentleman!'
'The Dark Lord, before he changed his name, could be freely named, you see?'
'You made me nervous, I was doing all right before then!'
'Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.'
'I smell double-dealing and corruption in this whole affair'
'I never pretended I was up for killing meself-'
'They'll be announcing their engagement any day now.'
'Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards.'
'Well, one was very large and the other one rather skinny-'
'You might even have a scar now, if you're lucky... that's what you want, isn't it?'
'You'll get the stuffing knocked out of you, won't you?'
'This means clothes.'
'By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many.'
'He fought it, and he damn near beat it!'
'I didn't realise it had to be so wet.'
'You shouldn't be inside on a day like this.'
'Good lesson, I thought, but Shield Charms are old hat, of course, for us old DA lags...'
'I believe it's a plot to get the house.'
'I have absolutely no intention of being sent to Azkaban.'
'Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am.'
'She had not saved me for a life of imprisonment.'
'We'll be in Abergavenny in a minute.'
'He says you're to come to his office at half past eight tonight to do your detention - er - no matter how many party invitations you've received.'
'If the Nimbus series has a fault, it's a slight list to the tail-end'
'I heard he's a sort of savage'
'You've missed out 'spotty'.'
'Hello, Harry. I see you've met my mother.'
'You're too nosy to live'
'Did you see me take that banshee?'
'You know, I don't believe any house has ever been in negative figures this early in the term'
'One speed only.'
'we teachers are rather good at magic, you know.'
'Fourteen inches, willow, containing one unicorn tail-hair.'
'You dropped it on purpose!'
'she must have given you enough of them to paper your bedroom by now.'
'Goblin notions of ownership, payment and repayment are not the same as human ones.'
'Alas! Ear wax!'
'Now you tell me you have been raising him like a pig for slaughter-'
'I am about to attempt to break into your mind.'
'I'd say I'll get a bite or two, wouldn't you, Ginger?'
'Tell me, which of you will be dying this year?'
'My dad's Muggle-born and he's a right old slob.'
'Want to come upstairs and practise?'
'Excuse me, I don't like people just because they're handsome!'
'Then why does it have the name 'Roonil Wazlib' written inside the front cover?'
'There's a bloke walking round in a kilt and a poncho.'
'Get him red and gold to match his badge.'
'These things often skip - er - three generations.'
'Very interesting dinner - I mean lesson - what's for eating?'
'please make it stop, I know I did wrong, oh, please make it stop and I'll never, never again...'
'You've done murder and you're planning more!'
'He's that tall, good-looking one, isn't he?'
'This brat has nothing to do with either of us, nor any beast she marries.'
'There's a loophole in the law, you'll find...'
'Really romantic date, Hagrid.'
'The Headmaster has intimated that he would prefer fewer visits from me.'
'I don't want to share a dormitory with him any more, he's mad'.
'It's the Potter boy's head in the fire.'
'I was lucky once, wasn't I?'
'that'll be something to tell your grandchildren, that will... you beat Harry Potter!'
'the Sorting's much more important than food.'
'house-elves have got powerful magic of their own'
'Are you referring to the sign of the Deathly Hallows?'
'Mr Malfoy was not in Hogsmeade today.'
'I think... Harry, I think I love her.'
'This girl is very nice-looking. She is also a relative of yours?'
'Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?'
'Throw it away and punch him on the nose.'
'The whole thing is arrant nonsense, of course.'
'they clearly aren't hitting you hard enough.'
'Are you a common mule?'
'Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?'
'meeting strangers upsets him'
'It was, many years ago, stolen from me!'
'the Ministry grows ever more meddlesome.'
'That's twice you've saved my neck in here.'
'Maybe he's been messing with stuff that's too big for him, if you get my drift.'
'You ever thought of a career as an Auror, Potter?'
'it's more the fact that he exists, if you know what I mean...'
'If one word of it was true, I'll eat my kettle.'
'Ooooooh, wait til you see. It's awful!'
'Shoes off, if you please'
'I have been out of touch with everybody for a year.'
'I'd try putting it in the water, if I were you.'
'Even You-Know-Who can't split himself into seven.'
'I wish people would stop talking behind my back!'
'He knows, man.'
'Charlie Weasley couldn't have done it.'
'Have you always supported them, or just since they started winning the league?'
'It's me who's been putting the Nifflers in her office.'
'Yes, Mr Potter, I think a lifelong ban ought to do the trick.'
'You know how to drive, I take it?'
'I particularly enjoyed your description of me as an obsolete dingbat.'
'Went down to Transylvania, three hundred and ninety points to ten.'
'Somebody slap the referee!'
'We're breaking one of the most important wizarding laws!'
'Do you disagree that murdering his favourite student might have turned him against me?'
'special arrangements might have been made for you, but in the current circumstances...'
'Won't, won't, won't, WON'T!'
'this is a Gregorovitch creation, unless I'm much mistaken?'
'Know who you are, of course, the famous Harry Potter'
'Aaaaaah... did you love him, little baby Potter.'
'Give me a reason to do it, and I swear I will.'
Terrible things, they are, and the effect they have on people who are already delicate -'
'Our kind like the dark and the quiet.'
'Not at all up to your usual standard, Hermione.'
'Oh, yes, Professorhead.'
'Old Rookwood was a friend of my dad's...'
'I should offer her a pay rise...'
'I could do you for afters, Dumbledore'.
'Don't be stupid... it's a flying house!'
'Who's just been chosen as school champion, then?'
'Oh, look! The Gryffindor Keeper's got hold of one of the Beater's bats.'
'Malfoy is not having hallucinations.'
'I'll fight you!'
'The Firebolt, incidentally, has a built-in auto-brake'
'by thunder, it was lucky you were there, Snape...'
'Oh, I'm going to kill Mundungus Fletcher!'
'I never knew all the odd stuff I could do was magic'
'unless a mad axe-man is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the Entrance Hall.'
''Choo fall over for?'
'but I daresay you've had enough of tea leaves?'
'just don't think too badly of me once you've seen it.'
'people'll be talking about that one for years!'
'Do we not jealously guard the halls of learning that have been entrusted to us?'
'Dear, dear, you know, that temper of yours will lead you into trouble one of these days'
'Our readers love a rebel.'
'I'll need this Shrivelfig skinned.'
'Always the innocent are the first victims.'
'Honestly, woman, call yourself our mother?'
'It's your own fault your wand got snapped'
'My mother can't have been magic, or she wouldn't have died.'
'There is no need to stand guard over him any more, Dumbledore!'
'Yes, yes, it's all very sad, but get a grip on yourself'
'We have a duty to the objects placed in our care, which were, so often, wrought by our fingers.'
'I'm not a very popular dinner guest with most of the community.'
'I sought to make myself cleverer, more important than my mother.'

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